Crooked the Creature
@crookedking.bsky.social
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28, avid music enjoyer & vinyl collector
Insomniac Creature/Hermeneutic Cognitohazard
ADHD Natural Disaster
28, avid music enjoyer & vinyl collector
Insomniac Creature/Hermeneutic Cognitohazard
ADHD Natural Disaster
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Hello, I am Crooked.
I create whatever the trail of dopamine leads me to. Custom dice, bleached shirts, video editing, starting to work on coasters, etc.
Under this pinned post I'll be keeping a catalog of my creations.
I create whatever the trail of dopamine leads me to. Custom dice, bleached shirts, video editing, starting to work on coasters, etc.
Under this pinned post I'll be keeping a catalog of my creations.
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If you like Studio Ghibli, Knives Out, The Owl House, or Frankenstein, here’s what the creators are saying about A/I.
🚫 SAY NO TO GEN A/I 🚫
🚫 SAY NO TO GEN A/I 🚫
!["Whoever creates this stuff has no idea what pain is. [...] I never wish to incorporate this technology into my work at all. I strongly feel that this is an insult
to life itself.
- Hayao Miyazaki, co-founder of Studio Ghibli
was "utterly disgusted" when he was shown an A/I demo in 2016](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hfvsgl2mxreaxanwto4j2myn/bafkreiamrrdrevqg6t6mxqpmcn5q4foku3ko6obnhuxzuxql32creufjbe@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you like Studio Ghibli, Knives Out, The Owl House, or Frankenstein, here’s what the creators are saying about A/I.
🚫 SAY NO TO GEN A/I 🚫
🚫 SAY NO TO GEN A/I 🚫
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Why did we take a mandatory unit on the Holocaust every year in Hebrew school if not to recognize this pattern
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why did we take a mandatory unit on the Holocaust every year in Hebrew school if not to recognize this pattern
I don't have sex dreams with other people lately I just dream of being able to suck my own dick
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don't have sex dreams with other people lately I just dream of being able to suck my own dick
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wanted to paint this dog
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Werewolfs are not immune to Pets
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Werewolfs are not immune to Pets
Not wasting my money on a game that uses any AI
You shouldn't either
You shouldn't either
Furries, do NOT buy this game if it is using any of that generative ai BS. Even if it is "just a little". This is how they slowly add it in and make it more accepted, and they WANT that. THAT is their plan.
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Not wasting my money on a game that uses any AI
You shouldn't either
You shouldn't either
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Been cranking out RoboWolf fan art because Jake’s book absolutely rules.
RoboWolf is here delivering chaos, heart, and full-throttle muscular ’80s madness.
Support Jake!
darkhorse.com/Comics/3014-218/RoboWolf-2
RoboWolf is here delivering chaos, heart, and full-throttle muscular ’80s madness.
Support Jake!
darkhorse.com/Comics/3014-218/RoboWolf-2
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Been cranking out RoboWolf fan art because Jake’s book absolutely rules.
RoboWolf is here delivering chaos, heart, and full-throttle muscular ’80s madness.
Support Jake!
darkhorse.com/Comics/3014-218/RoboWolf-2
RoboWolf is here delivering chaos, heart, and full-throttle muscular ’80s madness.
Support Jake!
darkhorse.com/Comics/3014-218/RoboWolf-2
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Fortnite loading screens when your uncle you don’t really fuck with walks in the room
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Fortnite loading screens when your uncle you don’t really fuck with walks in the room
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Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
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i 4got to post here
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i 4got to post here
Party now, good vibe
Dance now, swingin' drinkin' stop by
Late at night, we're hiding out
Nobody's out
Don't get caught it's prohibition
#nowplaying Lyre Le Temps - Prohibition Swing
Dance now, swingin' drinkin' stop by
Late at night, we're hiding out
Nobody's out
Don't get caught it's prohibition
#nowplaying Lyre Le Temps - Prohibition Swing
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Party now, good vibe
Dance now, swingin' drinkin' stop by
Late at night, we're hiding out
Nobody's out
Don't get caught it's prohibition
#nowplaying Lyre Le Temps - Prohibition Swing
Dance now, swingin' drinkin' stop by
Late at night, we're hiding out
Nobody's out
Don't get caught it's prohibition
#nowplaying Lyre Le Temps - Prohibition Swing
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bro...... i'm totally haunting ur narrative rn....
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
bro...... i'm totally haunting ur narrative rn....
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🦝🍆🦝
That dad dick smell tho
That dad dick smell tho
September 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
🦝🍆🦝
That dad dick smell tho
That dad dick smell tho
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full send modern furry stuff absolutely is equally culturally significant. to the best of my knowledge most of what you see in past anthropomorphic mythos was deities or monsters. things to worship or fear.
modern furry is self actualization. create the ideal you. you're what's supernatural now.
modern furry is self actualization. create the ideal you. you're what's supernatural now.
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
full send modern furry stuff absolutely is equally culturally significant. to the best of my knowledge most of what you see in past anthropomorphic mythos was deities or monsters. things to worship or fear.
modern furry is self actualization. create the ideal you. you're what's supernatural now.
modern furry is self actualization. create the ideal you. you're what's supernatural now.
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I need it to be known that I fucking hate that this meme has ended up being incredibly helpful for the sketch commission I've been working on XD
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I need it to be known that I fucking hate that this meme has ended up being incredibly helpful for the sketch commission I've been working on XD
How do you become more cognitohazardous?
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How do you become more cognitohazardous?
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
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you can’t keep living like this
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you can’t keep living like this
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surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
He's a bad person
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
He's a bad person
Being attracted to men is so disappointing
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Being attracted to men is so disappointing