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crookedking.bsky.social
Crooked the Creature
@crookedking.bsky.social
69 followers 310 following 630 posts
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28, avid music enjoyer & vinyl collector
Insomniac Creature/Hermeneutic Cognitohazard
ADHD Natural Disaster
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crookedking.bsky.social
Some fat dog dick in the afternoon
Wanna help me with this then cuddle and nap for an hour?
#nsfw #irlnsfw #irlnudes
A photo of the account owners cock in center frame, the large stomach up along the left, the glow of light from a window on the right The same penis but from a top-down view
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
A night time photo of a pier stretching out towards the dark ocean, lit up with orange sodium lighting A photo of a wolf bust, weighs 10 lbs, from a local antique shop An old newspaper ad proclaiming "new energy for weak, sagging men" but it is a jock strap laced with radium that would cook your nuts right off A photo of my imported Eve albums including Otogi, Smile, and preorder bonusus.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
Your POV
#irlnudes #nsfw #irlnsfw
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Needy boof hours, very heavy nuts
#irlnudes #nsfw #irlnsfw
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Older pic
Better friends
#irlnudes #irlnsfw #nsfw
The poster and a friend who wishes to remain anonymous are conducting a different kind of sword fight. It's their penises.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
#fcf #irlnudes
Your delivery is here
Image of the account owner sitting in their car, camera looking up at their penis
September 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
You ever just?
A photo of two mushrooms, they have thin stalks and acorn-like tops with an orange-ish coloration. Since the poster does not know what type these are, they just took a photo and walked along. Formerly a tree, now a log after a wind storm. Covered in moss and twigs with bits of acorn in the foreground. The log stretches forwards like a wooden road off into a leafy horizon. Two paths lay ahead in the forest. Sun rays catch the dust and pollen in the gaps left between the leaves. Cicadas were buzzing, it looks vibrant and peaceful.
September 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
#fcf #irlnudes
When you're playing a scary game but you're also wearing a vibrating ring so your heart rate is through the roof and your body feels super sensitive
August 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Mornings hit hard sometimes
#nsfw #irlnudes
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
If you see this post (one of) your OC masturbating
July 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge -Remastered- My Chemical Romance
4 images showing the new Red and Black variant My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge remastered album on vinyl
June 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Would rather use a warm mouth, any volunteers?
#irlnsfw #nsfw
June 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
At work, 30 minute break, in car
Feeling extra needy today
#fcf #irlnsfw
June 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
Earlier, in the shower
#fcf #irlnsfw
June 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
@thevolgun.bsky.social
I don't think YouTube understand what they're asking me here, which of the tapes would you buy?
A YouTube element asking how likely the user is to purchase one of the products shown in the video, ranging from not at all likely to extremely likely. Unfortunately it is a Volgun video about SCP-6221, implying YouTube may be dealing in anomalous materials.
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
My nuts feel heavy, mind carrying em in your mouth for a bit?
#fcf #irlnsfw
May 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits!
May 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Fuck(ed) it
This creature wants to feel hot
#irlnsfw #irlnudes #nsfw
May 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Look at their little leaves
May 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
Rise, rise my children!
A closeup of 3 comparatively larger and 5 smaller sprouts in a soil filled flower planter. I am proud of them.
May 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
Rise my green children
May your colorful blossoms
Hold sunlight for night
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
crookedking.bsky.social
Should I buy this $70 wolf head bust?
April 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
First actual painting I've made in years, painted over a couple days while I was staying with an awesome friend.
Was processing a breakup, called this Kintsugi of Self
A painting of acrylic on canvas depicting a face in shades of grey, fragmented and held together with different metallic lines, the eyes are amethyst with half a green iris in one eye
April 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
crookedking.bsky.social
I dyed my hairs
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM