Crooked the Creature
@crookedking.bsky.social
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28, avid music enjoyer & vinyl collector
Insomniac Creature/Hermeneutic Cognitohazard
ADHD Natural Disaster
28, avid music enjoyer & vinyl collector
Insomniac Creature/Hermeneutic Cognitohazard
ADHD Natural Disaster
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Hello, I am Crooked.
I create whatever the trail of dopamine leads me to. Custom dice, bleached shirts, video editing, starting to work on coasters, etc.
Under this pinned post I'll be keeping a catalog of my creations.
I create whatever the trail of dopamine leads me to. Custom dice, bleached shirts, video editing, starting to work on coasters, etc.
Under this pinned post I'll be keeping a catalog of my creations.
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Remembering some heroines from my youth
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Remembering some heroines from my youth
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Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
See, sucking dick is important for my mental health
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
See, sucking dick is important for my mental health
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WAIT the vid length increase means I can finally post the miitomo video
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
WAIT the vid length increase means I can finally post the miitomo video
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Everyone, I want you to meet Nebamaru. 🦊💫
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Everyone, I want you to meet Nebamaru. 🦊💫
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Doodle for @tidalpooles.bsky.social :]
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Doodle for @tidalpooles.bsky.social :]
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Harbor Lion at the beach
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Harbor Lion at the beach
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warmup sketch!
"sweet as sugar, baby"
"sweet as sugar, baby"
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
warmup sketch!
"sweet as sugar, baby"
"sweet as sugar, baby"
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"Insomnia"
I drew plants I pass on my evening walks home from work, in my little neighborhood. I wanted something quiet and dark for this, because sometimes we're just quiet, and dark.
#patterndesign
I drew plants I pass on my evening walks home from work, in my little neighborhood. I wanted something quiet and dark for this, because sometimes we're just quiet, and dark.
#patterndesign
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Insomnia"
I drew plants I pass on my evening walks home from work, in my little neighborhood. I wanted something quiet and dark for this, because sometimes we're just quiet, and dark.
#patterndesign
I drew plants I pass on my evening walks home from work, in my little neighborhood. I wanted something quiet and dark for this, because sometimes we're just quiet, and dark.
#patterndesign
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I don't want to be alone but it's easier this way
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I don't want to be alone but it's easier this way
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The four little words we all want to hear.
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The four little words we all want to hear.
I need to find my Silent Hill
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I need to find my Silent Hill
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event of Jurasslemania 40! In this corner, the reigning champion, RrrrrAZORclaaawww! 🦖🤼😈 For @derpydevin.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event of Jurasslemania 40! In this corner, the reigning champion, RrrrrAZORclaaawww! 🦖🤼😈 For @derpydevin.bsky.social
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hey, you made it 👋
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
hey, you made it 👋
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Furries never change pls, the world needs you
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Furries never change pls, the world needs you
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Hammer has been upgraded to Hydraulic Press.
A lil fanart to celebrate the release of @marrowhyena.bsky.social and teams' new VN, 3 Days to Live! Go check it out!!
A lil fanart to celebrate the release of @marrowhyena.bsky.social and teams' new VN, 3 Days to Live! Go check it out!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hammer has been upgraded to Hydraulic Press.
A lil fanart to celebrate the release of @marrowhyena.bsky.social and teams' new VN, 3 Days to Live! Go check it out!!
A lil fanart to celebrate the release of @marrowhyena.bsky.social and teams' new VN, 3 Days to Live! Go check it out!!
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Aldo is hot as fuck (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Aldo is hot as fuck (1/2)
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white supremacy causes harm to all, when a human believes they're somehow immune to the effects of their own actions, they act in ways that not only harm others, but inevitably themselves.
the fallacy that is impunity HARMS ALL.
the fallacy that is impunity HARMS ALL.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
white supremacy causes harm to all, when a human believes they're somehow immune to the effects of their own actions, they act in ways that not only harm others, but inevitably themselves.
the fallacy that is impunity HARMS ALL.
the fallacy that is impunity HARMS ALL.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Pine Marten
Whitetail deer
Coyote
Basking shark
Sturgeon
Pine Marten
Whitetail deer
Coyote
Basking shark
Sturgeon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Mountain Lions
Grizzly Bears
Timber Wolves
River Otters
Whitetail Deer
Gee, it's like I really love Yellowstone
Mountain Lions
Grizzly Bears
Timber Wolves
River Otters
Whitetail Deer
Gee, it's like I really love Yellowstone
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Coati
Grey seal
Costa's hummingbird
Gila monster
Moose
Coati
Grey seal
Costa's hummingbird
Gila monster
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Pine Marten
Whitetail deer
Coyote
Basking shark
Sturgeon
Pine Marten
Whitetail deer
Coyote
Basking shark
Sturgeon