Nat The Mouse / Mad Ferret / Sammy Hains
@madferret.bsky.social
He/him - 32 - gay - poly - Forever DM.
Account may be NSFW so 🔞 no minors
Account may be NSFW so 🔞 no minors
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Me out in public and trying to scroll bluesky and folks just out here POSTING AND REPOSTING UNTAGGED PORN LIKE MY GOD I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE TO MAKE SURE THE KIDS SITTING BEHIND ME DON'T SEE YOUR FUCKING OVERSIZED FURRY DONGS.
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me out in public and trying to scroll bluesky and folks just out here POSTING AND REPOSTING UNTAGGED PORN LIKE MY GOD I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE TO MAKE SURE THE KIDS SITTING BEHIND ME DON'T SEE YOUR FUCKING OVERSIZED FURRY DONGS.
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
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literally the last person on earth we need to be consulting for opinions on the intersection between technology and the human spirit
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has defended AI following Eurogamer's 2/5 Arc Raiders review, which criticised the game's use use of AI voice generation. "AI dialog generation + human personality and tuning could totally transform gaming," Sweeney said.
www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
Epic's Tim Sweeney wades into the Arc Raiders AI row
"This technology increases human productivity in some areas by integer multiples"
www.gamesindustry.biz
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
literally the last person on earth we need to be consulting for opinions on the intersection between technology and the human spirit
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please remember to use photos of norman reedus to pass these tests because they WILL store this and it WILL get stolen
Twitch is officially releasing age verification in the UK.
Users will need to verify their age using an in-app facial scan; otherwise, they will lose access to watching mature content based on Content Classification Labels (CCLs).
Users will need to verify their age using an in-app facial scan; otherwise, they will lose access to watching mature content based on Content Classification Labels (CCLs).
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
please remember to use photos of norman reedus to pass these tests because they WILL store this and it WILL get stolen
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More ergonomic, Mic and speaker are closer to the body parts they interact with,
and lets you roleplay as a cheerleader in her kitchen being watched by a killer in a Schlocky movie.
As a 250 pound man, i need all the slasher girl energy assistance i can get, this attachment helps!
and lets you roleplay as a cheerleader in her kitchen being watched by a killer in a Schlocky movie.
As a 250 pound man, i need all the slasher girl energy assistance i can get, this attachment helps!
Wait... WAIT
you can have an old style telephone handset that attaches to a cellphone?
...
I love / hate this
you can have an old style telephone handset that attaches to a cellphone?
...
I love / hate this
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
More ergonomic, Mic and speaker are closer to the body parts they interact with,
and lets you roleplay as a cheerleader in her kitchen being watched by a killer in a Schlocky movie.
As a 250 pound man, i need all the slasher girl energy assistance i can get, this attachment helps!
and lets you roleplay as a cheerleader in her kitchen being watched by a killer in a Schlocky movie.
As a 250 pound man, i need all the slasher girl energy assistance i can get, this attachment helps!
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When you tell the squad to look at something, but DISCREETLY.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When you tell the squad to look at something, but DISCREETLY.
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To be clear, I'm not against having straight female characters in a queer series.
But I'm SO VERY TIRED of the "queer people can't exist without having straight people around" trope.
I genuinely can't even think of gay friends of mine whose close friend group actually has CisHet people in it.
But I'm SO VERY TIRED of the "queer people can't exist without having straight people around" trope.
I genuinely can't even think of gay friends of mine whose close friend group actually has CisHet people in it.
Advert on my Google timeline for a new TV show:
"Eric, a gay single man"
Me:
😄
"is ready to do anything to become a father..."
Me:
😐
"with the help of his best female friend..."
Me:
☹️
"Eric, a gay single man"
Me:
😄
"is ready to do anything to become a father..."
Me:
😐
"with the help of his best female friend..."
Me:
☹️
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
To be clear, I'm not against having straight female characters in a queer series.
But I'm SO VERY TIRED of the "queer people can't exist without having straight people around" trope.
I genuinely can't even think of gay friends of mine whose close friend group actually has CisHet people in it.
But I'm SO VERY TIRED of the "queer people can't exist without having straight people around" trope.
I genuinely can't even think of gay friends of mine whose close friend group actually has CisHet people in it.
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A knock-on effect of Trump suddenly looking weak is people feel emboldened to push back against his flunkies too. Turns out the media knows exactly how to do this when they want to
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A knock-on effect of Trump suddenly looking weak is people feel emboldened to push back against his flunkies too. Turns out the media knows exactly how to do this when they want to
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My headcanon is these three are totally married.
*pulls out notes* in this essay I will—
*pulls out notes* in this essay I will—
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My headcanon is these three are totally married.
*pulls out notes* in this essay I will—
*pulls out notes* in this essay I will—
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I just noticed last night that the red mage relic weapon from Shadowbringers has both the white mage, and black mage job icons in the text in it's design
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I just noticed last night that the red mage relic weapon from Shadowbringers has both the white mage, and black mage job icons in the text in it's design
I like this meme. So often, I deal with folks who are so blindly loyal to their game, It feels like I'm dealing with a cult.
No game is perfect. Understanding your game's shortcomings is key.
Now for 5e:
1. Lack of content
2. Very simple, sometimes overly so
3. Most customization is at lvl1-3
No game is perfect. Understanding your game's shortcomings is key.
Now for 5e:
1. Lack of content
2. Very simple, sometimes overly so
3. Most customization is at lvl1-3
Name 3 reasons folks may dislike your fave TTRPG:
Pokemon Tabletop United
1) There's more than just addition to the math
2) Character creation has alot of involved steps
3) There's alot of book keeping
I will say for me all these are wins, especially character creation. So many epic options
Pokemon Tabletop United
1) There's more than just addition to the math
2) Character creation has alot of involved steps
3) There's alot of book keeping
I will say for me all these are wins, especially character creation. So many epic options
Name 3 reasons folks may dislike your fave TTRPG:
Wraith: The Oblivion
1) It's unplayable
2) It encourages bullying at the table
3) It's too depressing cause focused in death
All of these are false, yet I see these claims constantly, especially when 2 & 3 also describes Vampire: The Masquerade.
Wraith: The Oblivion
1) It's unplayable
2) It encourages bullying at the table
3) It's too depressing cause focused in death
All of these are false, yet I see these claims constantly, especially when 2 & 3 also describes Vampire: The Masquerade.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I like this meme. So often, I deal with folks who are so blindly loyal to their game, It feels like I'm dealing with a cult.
No game is perfect. Understanding your game's shortcomings is key.
Now for 5e:
1. Lack of content
2. Very simple, sometimes overly so
3. Most customization is at lvl1-3
No game is perfect. Understanding your game's shortcomings is key.
Now for 5e:
1. Lack of content
2. Very simple, sometimes overly so
3. Most customization is at lvl1-3
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Remember when some people were trying to tell us that furries were not a queer subculture? And now we have a gang of neo-Nazis straight up doing terrorism against a furry con.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Remember when some people were trying to tell us that furries were not a queer subculture? And now we have a gang of neo-Nazis straight up doing terrorism against a furry con.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
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1. Reminder that Furries are 100% queer sub-culture
2. Reminder that it does not matter what you do to appease these people, they see ALL of us as degenerates worthy of death.
3. I hope all nazi furries see this and realize the previous 2 basic truths.
2. Reminder that it does not matter what you do to appease these people, they see ALL of us as degenerates worthy of death.
3. I hope all nazi furries see this and realize the previous 2 basic truths.
Neo-Nazis were going around a furry con in Europe beating up anyone they could find.
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
1. Reminder that Furries are 100% queer sub-culture
2. Reminder that it does not matter what you do to appease these people, they see ALL of us as degenerates worthy of death.
3. I hope all nazi furries see this and realize the previous 2 basic truths.
2. Reminder that it does not matter what you do to appease these people, they see ALL of us as degenerates worthy of death.
3. I hope all nazi furries see this and realize the previous 2 basic truths.
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
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Conservatives need to understand that I hate democrats more than they do and would LOVE a fucking reason to lock them up. And if that reason is as fucking bad as sex pest shit? YOU'LL BE DAMN SURE I'LL WANT THEM LOCKED UP, both the republicans AND democrats!
Conservatives: well we’ll just highlight all the democrats in the Epstein files!
Liberals: yes. Good. Let’s hold everyone accountable.
Conservatives: even Bill Clinton and Bill Gates!!!
Liberals: that’s a good start! But go after Trump just as hard.
Conservatives: …
Liberals: yes. Good. Let’s hold everyone accountable.
Conservatives: even Bill Clinton and Bill Gates!!!
Liberals: that’s a good start! But go after Trump just as hard.
Conservatives: …
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Conservatives need to understand that I hate democrats more than they do and would LOVE a fucking reason to lock them up. And if that reason is as fucking bad as sex pest shit? YOU'LL BE DAMN SURE I'LL WANT THEM LOCKED UP, both the republicans AND democrats!
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Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free”
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free”
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
the library bought it.
which in turn means that the community bought it.
In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
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Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & don’t get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & don’t get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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went looking for monitor lizard references and I found this
I have never before found a picture of a komodo thats actually cute. look at theeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm
I have never before found a picture of a komodo thats actually cute. look at theeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
went looking for monitor lizard references and I found this
I have never before found a picture of a komodo thats actually cute. look at theeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm
I have never before found a picture of a komodo thats actually cute. look at theeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm