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I'd rather be listening to Chattahoochee.
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I’m replacing “explain it to me like I’m five” with “explain it to me like I don’t care”
Explain it to me like there is a dog causing a problem in the next room and I'm really struggling to pay attention to anything
i've started calling it the pedogarchy
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i've started calling it the pedogarchy
Pine Sol smells like church
Fabuloso smells like hotel
Fabuloso smells like hotel
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Pine Sol smells like church
Fabuloso smells like hotel
Fabuloso smells like hotel
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not gonna QT a good post just to gripe about a pet peeve it happens to contain but enough of the metonymic ‘washington DC’ for ‘fed level politicians.’ washington DC just lost its newspaper bc the billionaire who owns it doesn’t care that washingtonians are human beings
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
not gonna QT a good post just to gripe about a pet peeve it happens to contain but enough of the metonymic ‘washington DC’ for ‘fed level politicians.’ washington DC just lost its newspaper bc the billionaire who owns it doesn’t care that washingtonians are human beings
we don't want AI we want 90s pizza hut and shareware games
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
we don't want AI we want 90s pizza hut and shareware games
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lmao holy shit, shots fired
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
lmao holy shit, shots fired
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This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
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Olive Focaccia would be a beautiful name for a girl
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Olive Focaccia would be a beautiful name for a girl
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went to Horrocks and all your exes were there
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
went to Horrocks and all your exes were there
everything is just theme park prices now
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
everything is just theme park prices now
🎵🎶 gonna die alone in Lansing Michigan USA 🎶🎵
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
🎵🎶 gonna die alone in Lansing Michigan USA 🎶🎵
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hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
reporting from the Southside office!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
reporting from the Southside office!
Morrowind! Give the people what they want!
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Morrowind! Give the people what they want!
I'm really coming around on Hagar era Van Halen
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm really coming around on Hagar era Van Halen
infrastructure is stored in the balls
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
infrastructure is stored in the balls
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the balls are back the balls are back the balls are back and they're gonna be round
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the balls are back the balls are back the balls are back and they're gonna be round
mfers in my neighborhood are hustling to get up Xmas stuff like they are on deadline
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
mfers in my neighborhood are hustling to get up Xmas stuff like they are on deadline
not only are modern trucks too big and lack utility, most of them are also extremely ugly its like I'm being tailgated by one of those razors with 5 blades
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
not only are modern trucks too big and lack utility, most of them are also extremely ugly its like I'm being tailgated by one of those razors with 5 blades
we really did go from fix the damn roads to damn they're fixing the roads
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
we really did go from fix the damn roads to damn they're fixing the roads
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Downtown, Old Town, REO Town
Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Downtown, Old Town, REO Town
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what's v cool [horrible] about being a professional creative is that now days you have to be a creative in all lanes*
*i have spent an hour doing video editing, i am not a video editor, i don't want to be a video editor
*i have spent an hour doing video editing, i am not a video editor, i don't want to be a video editor
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
what's v cool [horrible] about being a professional creative is that now days you have to be a creative in all lanes*
*i have spent an hour doing video editing, i am not a video editor, i don't want to be a video editor
*i have spent an hour doing video editing, i am not a video editor, i don't want to be a video editor
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autumnal equinox, you say?
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
autumnal equinox, you say?
technologically advance a band:
Queens of the Iron Age
Queens of the Iron Age
technologically advance a band:
musenet
musenet
Technologically advance a band:
The Velcro Underground
The Velcro Underground
September 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
technologically advance a band:
Queens of the Iron Age
Queens of the Iron Age
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always a delight when I rush to make a @lansingmifacts.com joke about something and find that @craigotron.bsky.social has already made the same joke
gonna hook this up to the bed of our old Silverado and be the final boss of driving up and down mlk
It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm. Today we have a Boeing turbine engine.
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msusurplusstore.com/products/boe...
September 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
always a delight when I rush to make a @lansingmifacts.com joke about something and find that @craigotron.bsky.social has already made the same joke
rantch is a beautiful name for a large Midwestern baby
September 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
rantch is a beautiful name for a large Midwestern baby