craig
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boilermaker, software tinkerer. drink your juicebox
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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the game of the year, Baby Steps, and an apt summary of the last 5-6 weeks in general https://pilch.me/2025/11/12/the-game-of-the-year/
Baby Steps
Explore a world shrouded in mist, one step at a time. Hike the serene mountains by placing each footstep yourself, in original physics-based gameplay from the minds behind Ape Out and Getting Over It.
www.babystepsgame.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the game of the year, Baby Steps, and an apt summary of the last 5-6 weeks in general https://pilch.me/2025/11/12/the-game-of-the-year/
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
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If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
Not much that can’t be fixed by putting Gideon on the car stereo, maxing the volume, and sing-yelling the chorus with Jim James youtube.com/watch
Gideon
youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Not much that can’t be fixed by putting Gideon on the car stereo, maxing the volume, and sing-yelling the chorus with Jim James youtube.com/watch
game of the year, hands down (and man down) 🎮 https://pilch.me/2025/10/08/game-of-the-year-hands/
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
game of the year, hands down (and man down) 🎮 https://pilch.me/2025/10/08/game-of-the-year-hands/
Really enjoyed Dale Chihuly’s sketches of his Fireworks of Glass at the children’s museum today. Did not know this is called a Persian ceiling
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Really enjoyed Dale Chihuly’s sketches of his Fireworks of Glass at the children’s museum today. Did not know this is called a Persian ceiling
🔗: Name a 28-Year-Old | Dylan Fugel (gift link 🎁)
"Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it."
"Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it."
Name A 28-Year-Old | Defector
Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it. Zendaya? 29. Gracie Abrams? 26. Paul Mescal? 29. Hannah Einbinder? 30. You’re lower than dirt. You couldn’t name a…
defector.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
🔗: Name a 28-Year-Old | Dylan Fugel (gift link 🎁)
"Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it."
"Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it."
Bluesky (BS) Vibes: https://pilch.me/2025/10/03/bluesky-bs-vibes/
lamenting forum drama and the stupid waffles thing. vibes only
lamenting forum drama and the stupid waffles thing. vibes only
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Bluesky (BS) Vibes: https://pilch.me/2025/10/03/bluesky-bs-vibes/
lamenting forum drama and the stupid waffles thing. vibes only
lamenting forum drama and the stupid waffles thing. vibes only
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now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"
October 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
🔗: You Don’t Need to Log off, You Need to Become Sensual | Sarah Lyons
"Why do we touch grass? To touch grass."
One of the best things I read this week
"Why do we touch grass? To touch grass."
One of the best things I read this week
You Don't Need to Log off, You Need to Become Sensual
The digital world the wealthy are creating is designed to detach us from our bodies
houseofmirrors.substack.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
🔗: You Don’t Need to Log off, You Need to Become Sensual | Sarah Lyons
"Why do we touch grass? To touch grass."
One of the best things I read this week
"Why do we touch grass? To touch grass."
One of the best things I read this week
🔗: OpenAI announces strategic partnership with Nvidia
"…NVIDIA intends to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI progressively as each gigawatt is deployed."
I, too, intend to make $100 billion dollars, which definitely means I will and am doing so right now as I type this
"…NVIDIA intends to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI progressively as each gigawatt is deployed."
I, too, intend to make $100 billion dollars, which definitely means I will and am doing so right now as I type this
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🔗: OpenAI announces strategic partnership with Nvidia
"…NVIDIA intends to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI progressively as each gigawatt is deployed."
I, too, intend to make $100 billion dollars, which definitely means I will and am doing so right now as I type this
"…NVIDIA intends to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI progressively as each gigawatt is deployed."
I, too, intend to make $100 billion dollars, which definitely means I will and am doing so right now as I type this
We saw Cam Skattebo run, catch, and throw for TDs last year. Let him kick the extra point 🏈
September 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We saw Cam Skattebo run, catch, and throw for TDs last year. Let him kick the extra point 🏈
🔗: Samsung brings ads to US fridges | The Verge
Cyberpunk aesthetic seemed so cool in fiction. The reality is having to root your refrigerator
Cyberpunk aesthetic seemed so cool in fiction. The reality is having to root your refrigerator
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung’s ‘screens everywhere’ initiative is morphing into ads everywhere.
www.theverge.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
🔗: Samsung brings ads to US fridges | The Verge
Cyberpunk aesthetic seemed so cool in fiction. The reality is having to root your refrigerator
Cyberpunk aesthetic seemed so cool in fiction. The reality is having to root your refrigerator
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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10% funnier every time I watch
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
10% funnier every time I watch
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Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception
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@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
The assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk marks the latest example of a growing wave of murders and other shootings committed by transgender people and others advocating for their rights.
nypost.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...
Indiana Fever traveling with 6 inactive injured players to game 1 of the playoffs. Impressive considering roster size is 12 🏀
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Indiana Fever traveling with 6 inactive injured players to game 1 of the playoffs. Impressive considering roster size is 12 🏀