Cpt. Lean
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I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
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The fact that the only thing 343 can do with Halo is just milking the old Bungie's legacy, or just completely, utterly, and just endlessly fuck up the franchise is really sad at this point.
Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming 2026 for Xbox Series/PC/Steam/PS5 in 2026 www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The fact that the only thing 343 can do with Halo is just milking the old Bungie's legacy, or just completely, utterly, and just endlessly fuck up the franchise is really sad at this point.
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I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make
October 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make
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holy shit dude it is over. ring da fuckin bell
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
holy shit dude it is over. ring da fuckin bell
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South Park is a single 124 hour long film, made over 28 years, which documents how America struggled with and then eventually embraced fascism.
September 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
South Park is a single 124 hour long film, made over 28 years, which documents how America struggled with and then eventually embraced fascism.
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Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
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“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.”
Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance
Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance
September 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.”
Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance
Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance
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legally changing my name to Y/N just to make fanfiction more immersive
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
legally changing my name to Y/N just to make fanfiction more immersive
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i forgot to watch the emmys did i win anything
September 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i forgot to watch the emmys did i win anything
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He didn't get the job but he did get a Pikachu.
August 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He didn't get the job but he did get a Pikachu.
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they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man
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Thanks for the memories.
August 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Thanks for the memories.
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Is that applesauce?
August 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Is that applesauce?
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As we said, there was no way the reboot wouldn't suck. -OS
August 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
As we said, there was no way the reboot wouldn't suck. -OS
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I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers
Girl where have you BEEN. They took your insta down again!
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers
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yesss things are about to get interesting
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
yesss things are about to get interesting
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I wonder what happens if you sleep with a fanfiction being read to you
July 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wonder what happens if you sleep with a fanfiction being read to you
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he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
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my thoughts on the new Superman movie in no particular order:
1. Hawkgirl is awesome
2. there should be a Hawkgirl movie
3. Isabela Merced as Hawkgirl: amazing
4. when is the Hawkgirl movie coming out
1. Hawkgirl is awesome
2. there should be a Hawkgirl movie
3. Isabela Merced as Hawkgirl: amazing
4. when is the Hawkgirl movie coming out
July 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my thoughts on the new Superman movie in no particular order:
1. Hawkgirl is awesome
2. there should be a Hawkgirl movie
3. Isabela Merced as Hawkgirl: amazing
4. when is the Hawkgirl movie coming out
1. Hawkgirl is awesome
2. there should be a Hawkgirl movie
3. Isabela Merced as Hawkgirl: amazing
4. when is the Hawkgirl movie coming out
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I love it when a movie suddenly becomes a horror movie
July 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I love it when a movie suddenly becomes a horror movie