Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere."
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
All of these Neo-Nazis are just a bunch of sheet heads.
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
All of these Neo-Nazis are just a bunch of sheet heads.
Merry Christmas, friends. Let us all do what is required of us: to act justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with God.
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Merry Christmas, friends. Let us all do what is required of us: to act justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with God.
WASHINGTON D.C. – December 19, 2025 – Staples, Inc. projects record 4th quarter profit this year, attributed to a single huge order of black toner cartridges delivered to the Department of Justice.
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – December 19, 2025 – Staples, Inc. projects record 4th quarter profit this year, attributed to a single huge order of black toner cartridges delivered to the Department of Justice.
Next-day delivery of new signage for the besmirched Kennedy Center? PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Next-day delivery of new signage for the besmirched Kennedy Center? PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
'Twas the night before Epstein,
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
'Twas the night before Epstein,
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
Trump released an updated architectural rendering of his plans for the new East Wing.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump released an updated architectural rendering of his plans for the new East Wing.
When Harry Met Sally:
Jess: Democracies don't break up on account of stupidity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry Burns: Oh, really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking the Constitution.
Jess: Democracies don't break up on account of stupidity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry Burns: Oh, really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking the Constitution.
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When Harry Met Sally:
Jess: Democracies don't break up on account of stupidity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry Burns: Oh, really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking the Constitution.
Jess: Democracies don't break up on account of stupidity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry Burns: Oh, really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking the Constitution.
Trump has no heart. If he did, it would have attacked him a long time ago.
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trump has no heart. If he did, it would have attacked him a long time ago.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but doing the brave thing in spite of it.
Patience is not the absence of annoyance, but doing the kind thing in spite of it.
MAGA is not the absence of losing, but doing the stupid thing in spite of it.
Patience is not the absence of annoyance, but doing the kind thing in spite of it.
MAGA is not the absence of losing, but doing the stupid thing in spite of it.
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Courage is not the absence of fear, but doing the brave thing in spite of it.
Patience is not the absence of annoyance, but doing the kind thing in spite of it.
MAGA is not the absence of losing, but doing the stupid thing in spite of it.
Patience is not the absence of annoyance, but doing the kind thing in spite of it.
MAGA is not the absence of losing, but doing the stupid thing in spite of it.
The American Pie has been fucked, and it's not possible to simply un-fuck it when they hand it back to us, cold and broken.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The American Pie has been fucked, and it's not possible to simply un-fuck it when they hand it back to us, cold and broken.
This meme is now officially overused, as identified by the IETF RFC 9902: "Extension for MEME EXPIRE option."
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This meme is now officially overused, as identified by the IETF RFC 9902: "Extension for MEME EXPIRE option."
Pam Bondi has given up wearing a cross for a necklace with an American flag instead. How patriotic. God bless Amerika.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pam Bondi has given up wearing a cross for a necklace with an American flag instead. How patriotic. God bless Amerika.
I like the new feature of revealing the geography of origin for social media accounts. Especially if you start to follow one you don't know well.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I like the new feature of revealing the geography of origin for social media accounts. Especially if you start to follow one you don't know well.
When DJT meet with MBS he said, "And Trump doesn't give a fist pump (sic). I grab that hand, I don't give a hell (sic) where that hand's been, I grab that hand," as he literally grabbed the LEFT HAND of MBS, which is considered in their culture to be unclean because they use it for personal hygiene.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When DJT meet with MBS he said, "And Trump doesn't give a fist pump (sic). I grab that hand, I don't give a hell (sic) where that hand's been, I grab that hand," as he literally grabbed the LEFT HAND of MBS, which is considered in their culture to be unclean because they use it for personal hygiene.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.
Clay Higgins, your name is Clay!
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Clay Higgins, your name is Clay!
There's definitely going to be a fire at a secure FBI document storage facility which renders most or all of the Epstein Files unable to trace their legal provenance. Or so I hypothesized.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There's definitely going to be a fire at a secure FBI document storage facility which renders most or all of the Epstein Files unable to trace their legal provenance. Or so I hypothesized.
Figure 1: Asymmetric Interest
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Figure 1: Asymmetric Interest
Release ALL of the Epstein Files!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Release ALL of the Epstein Files!!
"If your weakness is an educated populace, that means your power is derived from ignorance." —Steve Hofstetter, to the American Association of School Librarians
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"If your weakness is an educated populace, that means your power is derived from ignorance." —Steve Hofstetter, to the American Association of School Librarians
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
They put up a new sign outside the Oval Office, and it's a little concerning that we need such a thing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They put up a new sign outside the Oval Office, and it's a little concerning that we need such a thing.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 1, 2025 – Eric Trump was witnessed frantically digging through the huge pile of rubble which was the former White House Eat Wing, with Barron Trump nearby yelling that he was an idiot for hiding their family crypto wallet in Melania's office.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 1, 2025 – Eric Trump was witnessed frantically digging through the huge pile of rubble which was the former White House Eat Wing, with Barron Trump nearby yelling that he was an idiot for hiding their family crypto wallet in Melania's office.