Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere."
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
POTUS needs a refrigerator in the Oval Office where Susie Wiles can use magnets to hang his most impressive Truths.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
POTUS needs a refrigerator in the Oval Office where Susie Wiles can use magnets to hang his most impressive Truths.
Both things can be true.
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Both things can be true.
And nothing of value was lost.
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
Oh, SNAP! And by that I mean, RESTORE SNAP BENEFITS!
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh, SNAP! And by that I mean, RESTORE SNAP BENEFITS!
Nobody needs that many dolls. Two dolls is enough for any child.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Nobody needs that many dolls. Two dolls is enough for any child.
A: More than necessary.
A: More than necessary.
Release the Epstein Files!
A: More than necessary.
Release the Epstein Files!
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A: More than necessary.
A: More than necessary.
Release the Epstein Files!
A: More than necessary.
Release the Epstein Files!
There will be a day soon when uttering KBJ will be understood as commonly as RBG.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There will be a day soon when uttering KBJ will be understood as commonly as RBG.
Obergefell refuses to fall!
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Obergefell refuses to fall!
Obergefell refuses to fall!
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Obergefell refuses to fall!
With no guaranteed QOS, the only reliable evidence of timely accountability is the postmark.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
With no guaranteed QOS, the only reliable evidence of timely accountability is the postmark.
This is known in the beltway as the "Lucy Presents the Football" maneuver.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is known in the beltway as the "Lucy Presents the Football" maneuver.
This is known in the beltway as the "Lucy Presents the Football" maneuver.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is known in the beltway as the "Lucy Presents the Football" maneuver.
The tariffs were taxes. If the "windfall refund" is taxed, it would be taxes on taxes. It's taxes all the way down!
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The tariffs were taxes. If the "windfall refund" is taxed, it would be taxes on taxes. It's taxes all the way down!
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
He really is no man, and not even in the kind of way that would bring down the Witch-King.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He really is no man, and not even in the kind of way that would bring down the Witch-King.
With the unearned confidence of a pathologically incurious mind, bumbling upward along a stairway built on the type of overlooked failure afford only to the affluent.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
With the unearned confidence of a pathologically incurious mind, bumbling upward along a stairway built on the type of overlooked failure afford only to the affluent.
A 50 year mortgage is like a 10 year loan on a Dodge Charger for a new recruit across the street from Camp Fucktheyouth.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A 50 year mortgage is like a 10 year loan on a Dodge Charger for a new recruit across the street from Camp Fucktheyouth.
Jesus interacted personally with sinners, prostitutes, and tax collectors, who are still human and subject to grace and mercy. He would, as it was said at the time, "grab them by the Pharisees."
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Jesus interacted personally with sinners, prostitutes, and tax collectors, who are still human and subject to grace and mercy. He would, as it was said at the time, "grab them by the Pharisees."
In my reality, a group of Trumps is called a grift, and a group of MAGAs is called a cult.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
In my reality, a group of Trumps is called a grift, and a group of MAGAs is called a cult.
She should rename it the X-Wing and dedicate it to the Rebellion.
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
She should rename it the X-Wing and dedicate it to the Rebellion.