Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere."
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
They put up a new sign outside the Oval Office, and it's a little concerning that we need such a thing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They put up a new sign outside the Oval Office, and it's a little concerning that we need such a thing.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 1, 2025 – Eric Trump was witnessed frantically digging through the huge pile of rubble which was the former White House Eat Wing, with Barron Trump nearby yelling that he was an idiot for hiding their family crypto wallet in Melania's office.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 1, 2025 – Eric Trump was witnessed frantically digging through the huge pile of rubble which was the former White House Eat Wing, with Barron Trump nearby yelling that he was an idiot for hiding their family crypto wallet in Melania's office.
DJT finishes his Epstein Memorial Ballroom ("enter through the grift shop") and throws a huge lock-in party for all the billionaires which goes full Edgar Allan Poe. Selling the rights for my screenplay, The Masque of the Red State.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
DJT finishes his Epstein Memorial Ballroom ("enter through the grift shop") and throws a huge lock-in party for all the billionaires which goes full Edgar Allan Poe. Selling the rights for my screenplay, The Masque of the Red State.
This winter, I'm excited to be spending a few weeks down in South Carerdddd. Hoping to see some of the extended Trump family in the wild.
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This winter, I'm excited to be spending a few weeks down in South Carerdddd. Hoping to see some of the extended Trump family in the wild.
The fact that POTUS conflates the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test with anything related to IQ is alarming. The fact that he has taken it several times and brags about it, even more so.
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The fact that POTUS conflates the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test with anything related to IQ is alarming. The fact that he has taken it several times and brags about it, even more so.
In the upcoming biopic, "Trump: The Deep State Rises", POTUS grants a presidential pardon to every prisoner who was a registered Republican at the time of their conviction, flooding Gotham City with an army of deplorables to do his bidding. "Bane ain't got nothin' on me!" he yells from the WH roof.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
In the upcoming biopic, "Trump: The Deep State Rises", POTUS grants a presidential pardon to every prisoner who was a registered Republican at the time of their conviction, flooding Gotham City with an army of deplorables to do his bidding. "Bane ain't got nothin' on me!" he yells from the WH roof.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
October 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That's me in the corner
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
Ooh, now do DHS/ICE
October 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ooh, now do DHS/ICE
No notes. Also, no Kings.
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No notes. Also, no Kings.
DJT doesn't believe in the concept of Heaven or Hell. Instead, he only believes in the concept of the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
DJT doesn't believe in the concept of Heaven or Hell. Instead, he only believes in the concept of the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
I also took a cognitive exam this morning when I woke up and had to differentiate my ass from a hole in the ground. Passed with flying colors.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I also took a cognitive exam this morning when I woke up and had to differentiate my ass from a hole in the ground. Passed with flying colors.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.
What are the chances DJT is acting out because he actually thinks Bugs Bunny will be the halftime act?
October 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What are the chances DJT is acting out because he actually thinks Bugs Bunny will be the halftime act?
"Plenary Authoritarianism"
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Plenary Authoritarianism"
"Stephen Miller Casts Fireball"
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Stephen Miller Casts Fireball"
I'm convinced Noem has a Hela complex. Her filmed message to the NFL for picking Bad Bunny was, and I quote, "Well, they suck, and we'll win, and God will bless us, and we'll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day, and they won't be able to sleep at night." Go shoot another puppy.
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm convinced Noem has a Hela complex. Her filmed message to the NFL for picking Bad Bunny was, and I quote, "Well, they suck, and we'll win, and God will bless us, and we'll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day, and they won't be able to sleep at night." Go shoot another puppy.
The entire point of ICE/DHS is to escalate the heat against any city which didn't vote for Trump, which is why he was so butt-hurt about the UN incident.
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The entire point of ICE/DHS is to escalate the heat against any city which didn't vote for Trump, which is why he was so butt-hurt about the UN incident.
Best thing I've heard this week: "Lord–Jesus in Heaven–save us all from the ignorance and arrogance of a mediocre white man." —@ruslife.blog
October 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Best thing I've heard this week: "Lord–Jesus in Heaven–save us all from the ignorance and arrogance of a mediocre white man." —@ruslife.blog
Wealth without work; Pleasure without conscience; Science without humanity; Knowledge without character; Politics without principle; Commerce without morality; Worship without sacrifice. —Ghandi's Seven Deadly Sins
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wealth without work; Pleasure without conscience; Science without humanity; Knowledge without character; Politics without principle; Commerce without morality; Worship without sacrifice. —Ghandi's Seven Deadly Sins
If they re-named ICE to HOA it would be more indicative if how they are behaving.
October 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If they re-named ICE to HOA it would be more indicative if how they are behaving.
Introducing Project 20/25. Donate $20 and we'll pressure government to invoke Article 25 of the US Constitution to remove Trump from office.
October 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Introducing Project 20/25. Donate $20 and we'll pressure government to invoke Article 25 of the US Constitution to remove Trump from office.