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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds
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Some he/him militant asshole from Charlottesville
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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This is torture. The US is torturing children. Children whose words and whose art contain infinitely more humanity than the people keeping them detained.
5/ “I have already spent more than 60 days waking up eating the same repetitive meals…going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems like the water is what makes people sick here…”

From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
FUCK. GET THIS WHITE STUFF OUTTA HERE.
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Unless it goes to a floor vote, shut up.
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Something we already knew [Jaundiced Shitbag's Gutter Racism Edition] exhibit number 282888585285:
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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Liquidation Sale on now at the Bezos Bargain Basement
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Thugs, sycophants, and rakes: that's the Trump Regime.
VAN HOLLEN: You suggested Alex Pretti was culpable for his own killing because he had a gun he was licensed to carry. Would you like to retract that statement?

BESSENT: I would not. Would you like to express remorse over the death of Ashli Babbitt here in the Capitol?
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Every member of Trump's Cabinet is reptilian in demeanor and, frankly, cognitive ability.
VAN HOLLEN: You suggested Alex Pretti was culpable for his own killing because he had a gun he was licensed to carry. Would you like to retract that statement?

BESSENT: I would not. Would you like to express remorse over the death of Ashli Babbitt here in the Capitol?
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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someone in Kensington had their car window smashed overnight and I’m losing it
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Tell me you're Sinclair-owned without telling me.
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Remarkable: Trump's planned migrant prison camps are hitting deep resistance in red areas. In Virginia's partly rural Hanover (+26 Trump) opposition is intense. GOP leaders in other states are opposed.

Voters are rejecting mass deportations big time. 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2060...
Trump’s New “Prison Camp” Threat Unleashes Fury Even in MAGA Country
The next phase of ICE’s big ramp-up: a nationwide network of vast detention facilities. But guess what? Even parts of Red America are saying no.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Another agent gets pelted with snowballs
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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We have updated our service to prevent men from watching Groundhog Day.
February 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My ass.
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Tim Pool, still visibly red faced with rage after fans called him a bootlicker, is now calling for "the private ownership of nuclear and biological weapons" to compensate.

www.mediamatters.org/tim-pool/tim...
Tim Pool: "I'm a 2A absolutist. I'm more 2A than all y'all combined. I have argued for the private ownership of nuclear and biological weapons."
www.mediamatters.org
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Chuck Schumer, hard at work, negotiating a short term funding extension to give time for legitimate discussions over ICE/DHS reforms
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT!
Fuck it. I am voting for Elliot Forhan.
January 29, 2026 at 10:28 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Now, Mr landlord... I could have swore to fuckin God that y'all had a bulldozer in play on Saturday. Did you lose it trying to pop a hemorrhoid?
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM