costanoble
@costanoble.bsky.social
Mostly posting gifs.
Work: Volatility trader. Occasional college professor. Ex film/video streaming exec.
Life: Married, dad to some girls and a cat named Wanda. Canadian. Real nerdy.
Work: Volatility trader. Occasional college professor. Ex film/video streaming exec.
Life: Married, dad to some girls and a cat named Wanda. Canadian. Real nerdy.
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Just saw an ad where some a local politician in rural VA is asking why the state has so many data centers and still isn’t top 10 in GDP. With a deep southern accent in deep red territory. Vibe shift.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just saw an ad where some a local politician in rural VA is asking why the state has so many data centers and still isn’t top 10 in GDP. With a deep southern accent in deep red territory. Vibe shift.
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Enough said.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Enough said.
SQQQ splits the same day as a 12% intra-day swing; volume & price discovery on options are absolutely fucked since no contracts based on post-split pricing are available.
Coulda had a 5-figure day...instead I'm empty handed.
Coulda had a 5-figure day...instead I'm empty handed.
a south park character says god damn it
ALT: a south park character says god damn it
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
SQQQ splits the same day as a 12% intra-day swing; volume & price discovery on options are absolutely fucked since no contracts based on post-split pricing are available.
Coulda had a 5-figure day...instead I'm empty handed.
Coulda had a 5-figure day...instead I'm empty handed.
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
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#Cdnpoli Here's something crucial to HC. Until we can build air cleaning systems into our medical facility infrastructure, we can stop/minimise the spread of infectious disease such as #COVID, influenza and measles by cleaning our indoor air. thanks to @davidelfstrom.bsky.social
The simple metal box that could change the world - Healthy Debate
This quiet, repairable metal air cleaner is an inexpensive long-term disease prevention tool for public spaces.
healthydebate.ca
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
#Cdnpoli Here's something crucial to HC. Until we can build air cleaning systems into our medical facility infrastructure, we can stop/minimise the spread of infectious disease such as #COVID, influenza and measles by cleaning our indoor air. thanks to @davidelfstrom.bsky.social
FELT.
Them: Why didn't you call or text me!?!
Me: Phones work both ways, you haven't called or texted me, but we both have lives and because we're no longer in each other's bubble anymore we forget to stay connected.
Them: I'm sorry for forgetting you.
Me: I'm sorry for allowing myself to be forgotten.
Me: Phones work both ways, you haven't called or texted me, but we both have lives and because we're no longer in each other's bubble anymore we forget to stay connected.
Them: I'm sorry for forgetting you.
Me: I'm sorry for allowing myself to be forgotten.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
FELT.
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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When the UCP uses the notwithstanding clause tomorrow, watch defenders say, "it's totally legal" or "we had no choice."
They're deflecting.
The UCP wants to exact as much harm on transgender folks as possible. And they know their actions are not justifiable in a democratic society.
Who's next?
They're deflecting.
The UCP wants to exact as much harm on transgender folks as possible. And they know their actions are not justifiable in a democratic society.
Who's next?
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When the UCP uses the notwithstanding clause tomorrow, watch defenders say, "it's totally legal" or "we had no choice."
They're deflecting.
The UCP wants to exact as much harm on transgender folks as possible. And they know their actions are not justifiable in a democratic society.
Who's next?
They're deflecting.
The UCP wants to exact as much harm on transgender folks as possible. And they know their actions are not justifiable in a democratic society.
Who's next?
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the thumbnails on youtube make me sad. it saddens me that great creators have to contort their faces into comical extreme reaction shapes in order to appeal to the algorithm or something. they get more and more every day, these over-the-top "reaction faces" as thumbnails.
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the thumbnails on youtube make me sad. it saddens me that great creators have to contort their faces into comical extreme reaction shapes in order to appeal to the algorithm or something. they get more and more every day, these over-the-top "reaction faces" as thumbnails.
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This is easy. They should just be called "securities".
*SEC TO CONSIDER ESTABLISHING A TOKEN TAXONOMY, ATKINS SAYS
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is easy. They should just be called "securities".
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www.eater.com/24320621/lui...
Read about Luigi having "Pizza Beans" in prison and ended up making them for my family tonight.
They were a massive hit.
Read about Luigi having "Pizza Beans" in prison and ended up making them for my family tonight.
They were a massive hit.
Is Luigi Mangione How Pizza Beans Finally Go Mainstream?
At the State Correctional Institution at Huntingdon, Luigi Mangione reportedly has dinner options of chicken Parmesan or pizza beans, which sounds a lot like the beloved Smitten Kitchen recipe
www.eater.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
www.eater.com/24320621/lui...
Read about Luigi having "Pizza Beans" in prison and ended up making them for my family tonight.
They were a massive hit.
Read about Luigi having "Pizza Beans" in prison and ended up making them for my family tonight.
They were a massive hit.
If I was still living in the states I would buy this in a heartbeat.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I was still living in the states I would buy this in a heartbeat.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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I’m sure some NIMBY in NYC is building an AI bot that generates article 78 lawsuits as we speak www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
AI-powered nimbyism could grind UK planning system to a halt, experts warn
Tools that help people scan applications and find grounds for objection have potential to hit government’s housebuilding plans
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m sure some NIMBY in NYC is building an AI bot that generates article 78 lawsuits as we speak www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Apropos of nothing, SIGNS is criminally underrated.
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Apropos of nothing, SIGNS is criminally underrated.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
(From @mluckovichajc)
(From @mluckovichajc)
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
(From @mluckovichajc)
(From @mluckovichajc)
I feel attacked.
Whelp, time for my post mid-afternoon doomscrolling shower to wash the stink of phone addiction off in time to pick up my eldest from school.
Whelp, time for my post mid-afternoon doomscrolling shower to wash the stink of phone addiction off in time to pick up my eldest from school.
Reminding myself that people do have things going on during the day and they're not attached to their phones.
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I feel attacked.
Whelp, time for my post mid-afternoon doomscrolling shower to wash the stink of phone addiction off in time to pick up my eldest from school.
Whelp, time for my post mid-afternoon doomscrolling shower to wash the stink of phone addiction off in time to pick up my eldest from school.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Right after the Sean Hannity waterboarding.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Right after the Sean Hannity waterboarding.
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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Some of the hand wringing in these comments are waaay over the top
Early retiring fed employees to return to 2021 staffing levels is not a mass layoff
This is a serious, pragmatic budget delivered at a high stakes moment in history, by a serious, pragmatic & decent man
But some of you people...
Early retiring fed employees to return to 2021 staffing levels is not a mass layoff
This is a serious, pragmatic budget delivered at a high stakes moment in history, by a serious, pragmatic & decent man
But some of you people...
a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background
ALT: a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Some of the hand wringing in these comments are waaay over the top
Early retiring fed employees to return to 2021 staffing levels is not a mass layoff
This is a serious, pragmatic budget delivered at a high stakes moment in history, by a serious, pragmatic & decent man
But some of you people...
Early retiring fed employees to return to 2021 staffing levels is not a mass layoff
This is a serious, pragmatic budget delivered at a high stakes moment in history, by a serious, pragmatic & decent man
But some of you people...