costanoble
@costanoble.bsky.social
Mostly posting gifs.
Work: Volatility trader. Occasional college professor. Ex film/video streaming exec.
Life: Married, dad to some girls and a cat named Wanda. Canadian. Real nerdy.
Work: Volatility trader. Occasional college professor. Ex film/video streaming exec.
Life: Married, dad to some girls and a cat named Wanda. Canadian. Real nerdy.
With all the premium I've been collecting on the tail of every big Trump announcement, I'm afraid I will develop a pavlovian response.
Trump starts talking about tariffs or annexing sovereign nations and suddenly:
Trump starts talking about tariffs or annexing sovereign nations and suddenly:
April 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
With all the premium I've been collecting on the tail of every big Trump announcement, I'm afraid I will develop a pavlovian response.
Trump starts talking about tariffs or annexing sovereign nations and suddenly:
Trump starts talking about tariffs or annexing sovereign nations and suddenly:
Watching @meetthepress.com this morning and my 6 year old immediately pointed out the resemblance.
March 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Watching @meetthepress.com this morning and my 6 year old immediately pointed out the resemblance.
When SOXX opens down 2% or more:
March 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When SOXX opens down 2% or more:
Whelp, I hope my proudly Jewish MAGA-loving 2nd cousin is looking up from hell and watching this literal Nazi take the reigns of the U.S. government.
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Whelp, I hope my proudly Jewish MAGA-loving 2nd cousin is looking up from hell and watching this literal Nazi take the reigns of the U.S. government.
My (sick w/ cold) toddler was extra hostile toward me this week so naturally I'm coping by grilling a cheeseburger with high quality grass fed beef at 9:30 in the morning to split my with my recently adopted cat, Wanda
December 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
My (sick w/ cold) toddler was extra hostile toward me this week so naturally I'm coping by grilling a cheeseburger with high quality grass fed beef at 9:30 in the morning to split my with my recently adopted cat, Wanda
Tis the season, bub
December 1, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Tis the season, bub
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you:
November 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you: