The Corduroy Bandit
@corduroybandit.bsky.social
Density’s Child
Numberblocks and Alphablocks are actually really clever.
If you disagree, we fight.
If you disagree, we fight.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Numberblocks and Alphablocks are actually really clever.
If you disagree, we fight.
If you disagree, we fight.
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A better headline:
Trump pardons 77 criminals, including Rudy Giuliani, who by accepting the pardons admit their crimes in their efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
Because accepting a pardon means admitting you were guilty.
Trump pardons 77 criminals, including Rudy Giuliani, who by accepting the pardons admit their crimes in their efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
Because accepting a pardon means admitting you were guilty.
President Donald Trump has pardoned Rudy Giuliani and scores of others accused of involvement in the effort to overturn the 2020 presidential election, Trump's pardon attorney said late Sunday.
www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/...
www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/...
Trump pardons key allies who helped in effort to subvert 2020 election results
President Donald Trump has pardoned Rudy Giuliani and scores of others accused of involvement in the effort to overturn the 2020 presidential election, Trump's pardon attorney said late Sunday.
www.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A better headline:
Trump pardons 77 criminals, including Rudy Giuliani, who by accepting the pardons admit their crimes in their efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
Because accepting a pardon means admitting you were guilty.
Trump pardons 77 criminals, including Rudy Giuliani, who by accepting the pardons admit their crimes in their efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
Because accepting a pardon means admitting you were guilty.
What’s the name of his other leg?
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What’s the name of his other leg?
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On my dog walk I often chat with right wingers. I pretend I am an ex-Reform voter put off by the utter fuck up of our county council. Then they see me as one of their own, don't get defensive and shouty, and start to question their own opinion of Reform. Honey, not vinegar.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
On my dog walk I often chat with right wingers. I pretend I am an ex-Reform voter put off by the utter fuck up of our county council. Then they see me as one of their own, don't get defensive and shouty, and start to question their own opinion of Reform. Honey, not vinegar.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
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To be fair, if I were Donald Trump, I probably would do some huge unnecessary building works so that I could bury incriminating evidence, too.
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
To be fair, if I were Donald Trump, I probably would do some huge unnecessary building works so that I could bury incriminating evidence, too.
Baked beans are soup.
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Baked beans are soup.
Two key things you need to know about salt flats:
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
October 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Two key things you need to know about salt flats:
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
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It's really sad that people see sharks as psychopathic killers. They're really not. They hate the taste of humans, we're too bony for them & shark attacks are due to poor visibility, not deliberate targeting. Seals are more dangerous than sharks.
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It's really sad that people see sharks as psychopathic killers. They're really not. They hate the taste of humans, we're too bony for them & shark attacks are due to poor visibility, not deliberate targeting. Seals are more dangerous than sharks.
I acknowledge nothing is perfect, but…
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
October 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I acknowledge nothing is perfect, but…
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
Nah, it’s weird but caffeine doesn’t affect me
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nah, it’s weird but caffeine doesn’t affect me
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
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BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
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“The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”
- Alberto Brandolini
- Alberto Brandolini
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”
- Alberto Brandolini
- Alberto Brandolini
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Americans like to make fun of British people's teeth. Well - I'm an American and a dentist living in England because my wife got a great job here. And, actually, British teeth are wonderful compared to American teeth. In the US 1 in 3 patients have rotting teeth. Here, 1 in 80.
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Americans like to make fun of British people's teeth. Well - I'm an American and a dentist living in England because my wife got a great job here. And, actually, British teeth are wonderful compared to American teeth. In the US 1 in 3 patients have rotting teeth. Here, 1 in 80.
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I expect you get to choose what happens to your own body.
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I expect you get to choose what happens to your own body.
A normal electric car, but it has its own power generator built in, so you can just pour a ubiquitous liquid fuel into the tank and drive across entire continents.
You can also live in a house which doesn’t have dedicated off-street parking.
Everyone knows how to service them.
Lower depreciation.
You can also live in a house which doesn’t have dedicated off-street parking.
Everyone knows how to service them.
Lower depreciation.
If you pretend electric cars are the established car tech & there’s this “new” gas engine that folks are trying to sell you on, it’s hilarious how absurd gas is.
Let‘s play this game, where I try to sell you on the new “internal combustion engine”!
(1 of 3)
Let‘s play this game, where I try to sell you on the new “internal combustion engine”!
(1 of 3)
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A normal electric car, but it has its own power generator built in, so you can just pour a ubiquitous liquid fuel into the tank and drive across entire continents.
You can also live in a house which doesn’t have dedicated off-street parking.
Everyone knows how to service them.
Lower depreciation.
You can also live in a house which doesn’t have dedicated off-street parking.
Everyone knows how to service them.
Lower depreciation.
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This you? Just two hours later?
September 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This you? Just two hours later?
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Stop calling it a jab.
Stop using images of needles.
Over 25% of people have enough needle phobia that it makes them avoid getting vaccines they need.
Call them vaccinations. That’s what they are. So many anti vaxers are just clamoring for a big boy explanation for their phobia.
Stop using images of needles.
Over 25% of people have enough needle phobia that it makes them avoid getting vaccines they need.
Call them vaccinations. That’s what they are. So many anti vaxers are just clamoring for a big boy explanation for their phobia.
September 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Stop calling it a jab.
Stop using images of needles.
Over 25% of people have enough needle phobia that it makes them avoid getting vaccines they need.
Call them vaccinations. That’s what they are. So many anti vaxers are just clamoring for a big boy explanation for their phobia.
Stop using images of needles.
Over 25% of people have enough needle phobia that it makes them avoid getting vaccines they need.
Call them vaccinations. That’s what they are. So many anti vaxers are just clamoring for a big boy explanation for their phobia.
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Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Whoever broke into the mongoose enclosure, gave them all tiny leather jackets and mohawks then changed the sign to “Sneerkats:” respect.
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Whoever broke into the mongoose enclosure, gave them all tiny leather jackets and mohawks then changed the sign to “Sneerkats:” respect.
Fingers crossed for a body double.
They could slap a spare suit on a beluga, Trebuchet it up the fairway - people would wonder why his game had improved so much.
They could slap a spare suit on a beluga, Trebuchet it up the fairway - people would wonder why his game had improved so much.
August 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fingers crossed for a body double.
They could slap a spare suit on a beluga, Trebuchet it up the fairway - people would wonder why his game had improved so much.
They could slap a spare suit on a beluga, Trebuchet it up the fairway - people would wonder why his game had improved so much.
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Chicago keeping art alive:
August 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Chicago keeping art alive:
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CDC Dir. Susan Monarez had 2 lines she could not cross: she wd not do anything illegal, & she would not do anything that ran counter to the science.
RFK Jr asked her to do both- remove CDC leaders without cause, & endorse recommendations that did not represent the best science
So he fired her
RFK Jr asked her to do both- remove CDC leaders without cause, & endorse recommendations that did not represent the best science
So he fired her
August 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
CDC Dir. Susan Monarez had 2 lines she could not cross: she wd not do anything illegal, & she would not do anything that ran counter to the science.
RFK Jr asked her to do both- remove CDC leaders without cause, & endorse recommendations that did not represent the best science
So he fired her
RFK Jr asked her to do both- remove CDC leaders without cause, & endorse recommendations that did not represent the best science
So he fired her