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corbin dewitt
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resurrecting my career in Posting as a sort of reverse redemption arc... will i regret this? only time will tell
i think i just saw the very first all-AI-generated scam poshmark closet. as though there isn't enough fast fashion slop in the world, now there are also robots hallucinating pictures of fake clothes??
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Our photographer Alex Kormann captured the exact moment the presses stopped for the last time in Minneapolis, ending a 158 history of locally printed newspapers.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Haven't seen this posted, but on 12/26 the FDA issued a recall of all regulated products that passed through Gold Star Distribution, Inc. because of extremely unsanitary conditions. Products were distributed to lots of halal and international markets the the Metro

www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ice watch report: my husband accidentally turned on the ice maker in our freezer (not in use for the last five years due to space being at a premium) and, after hearing a "mysterious noise" a couple of times, opened the freezer door to discover several dozen loose cubes sitting on top of our venison
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
everyone look at my cool friend!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
twerps on parade
Legal observers at the Whipple Federal Building witnessed ICE agents swapping out license plates in the ICE staging location. Masked agents who already routinely refuse to identify themselves are now swapping license plates at whim to kidnap our neighbors and tear apart families.
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
turns out they no longer allow you to wear glasses in ID photos so my government identification image is now de facto a disguise
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
mods are asleep post rare stubs

@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
time for this holiday banger
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
did you guys know angelo badalamenti did the soundtrack for national lampoon's christmas vacation
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
one great thing about december is that it's a window where i can listen to music without being surveilled by my streaming platform, and i take advantage by listening ENTIRELY to the type of shit your worst sad-sack pretentious indie ex-boyfriend loves
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i don't think i've ever seen pepper spray on fresh snow before—what a wild, striking visualization of its impact
ICE was in Cedar Riverside today. Amazing community turnout, be mindful of the layer of pepper spray in the snow all over the neighborhood
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the first line of this passage from plath's journals, omitted here, is "being born a woman is an awful tragedy." i read this for the first time when i was 17 and it was maybe the first moment i'd encountered someone else explicitly grieving her inability to inhabit masculinity the same way men do
i think about "to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night" so much
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
does anyone here have opinions on the best translation of marx's capital?
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Total darkness and snow cover at end of the working day now! but that's not a big deal. we just turn on our little lamp, like this. there we go, that's nice. it's not a big deal,
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
how is it possible that the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald is not gordon lightfoot's top-played song on spotify
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Join the DSA. www.dsausa.org
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) -
Working towards a better future for all.
www.dsausa.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
it's @nplusonemag.com bookmatch season again!! bookmatchquiz.com
finally took the @nplusonemag.bsky.social bookmatch quiz and my top match was AVERNO by louise glück... this is like when we did a "who's your valentine" schoolwide compatibility quiz in high school and my top match was the person i lost my virginity to
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Elections are one tool in the democratic toolkit - yesterday it was voting, and tomorrow we will keep organizing. I am proud to have run this race with the support of @twincitiesdsa.org, and to continue building with my political home (Join DSA act.dsausa.org/s/3311.R6gRaz).
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
doing ctrl-f on every cheney obituary for the phrase "quail hunt"
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
proud of my screenshot composition here. invite me to your next zoom meeting for similar artful candid shots
The tortilla wanter on the zoom chat.
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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@boneshakerbooks.bsky.social is looking so good at 26th and lyndale 🌟 open now, go check it out!!!
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM