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it is happening again giant from twin peaks
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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how is it possible that the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald is not gordon lightfoot's top-played song on spotify
spotify track listing of top-played gordon lightfoot songs: 1 sundown 2 if you could read my mind 3 the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald 4 carefree highway 5 early morning rain
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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it is happening again giant from twin peaks
October 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
an all time poem. i will not kiss your fucking flag!!!
i sing of Olaf glad and big whose warmest heart recoiled at war: a conscientious object-or his wellbelovéd colonel(trig westpointer most succinctly bred) took erring Olaf soon in hand; but--though an host of overjoyed noncoms(first knocking on the head him)do through icy waters roll that helplessness which others stroke with brushes recently employed anent this muddy toiletbowl, while kindred intellects evoke allegiance per blunt instruments-- Olaf(being to all intents a corpse and wanting any rag upon what God unto him gave) responds,without getting annoyed "I will not kiss your fucking flag" straightway the silver bird looked grave (departing hurriedly to shave) but--though all kinds of officers (a yearning nation's blueeyed pride) their passive prey did kick and curse until for wear their clarion voices and boots were much the worse, and egged the firstclassprivates on his rectum wickedly to tease by means of skilfully applied bayonets roasted hot with heat-- Olaf(upon what were once knees) does almost ceaselessly repeat "there is some shit I will not eat" our president,being of which assertions duly notified threw the yellowsonofabitch into a dungeon,where he died Christ(of His mercy infinite) i pray to see;and Olaf,too preponderatingly because unless statistics lie he was more brave than me:more blond than you.
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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hahahaha
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
a LLM's discourse
What is a lovers discourse? Who was Roland Barthes's partner? Am I in love — yes since I am waiting the other one never waits sometimes I want to play the part of the one who doesn't wait I try to? Why is it better to last than to burn? What is Roland Barthes ideology? Was Roland Barthes a Marxist?
September 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
freedom of speech by norman rockwell
September 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i am being silenced.... i guess i will do the rest later
August 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
according to old advertisements, ice cream is actually a virtue
August 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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exquisite timeline alignment
August 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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are we all seeing this
radar image of the oncoming derecho that looks like dick and balls
July 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
let him cook
in the night kitchen, by maurice sendak
July 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
my friend is at the arcade
photo of an arcade game that says RACE WARS - 2nd place finisher, and a text that says "I came in second in the race wars"
July 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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the whole episode is great, but this was my favorite part
elevator scene meme from mad men where ginsberg, labeled scott graham, is saying "i feel bad [that DSA exists]" and don draper, labeled michael wilson, is saying "i don't think about you at all"
July 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
corbindewitt.bsky.social
shoutout to the homies (boat-feasting substances eating away at steel pilings in the duluth harbor)
Lee is perplexed as well, but he’s comforted by early conclusions that the goo does not pose a threat to the environment or to his ship. It’s not some boat-feasting substance like whatever had been eating away at steel pilings in Duluth Harbor a number of years ago, he said.
July 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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@boneshakerbooks.bsky.social stays undefeated
“Finding somewhere to volunteer on a regular basis is, IMO, the best way to meet people when you move somewhere new because you know the folks around you have some degree of free time and have a shared interest,” says Nickey Robo, who moved to the Twin Cities from Portland Oregon nearly 14 years ago and started volunteering at Boneshaker Books. “Now, many years later, everyone I worked with there has left and so have I, but the folks I met there are still my closest friends!”
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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it's lonesome dove summer
a first edition of larry mcmurtry's LONESOME DOVE, held in my left hand, between grass-green earth and bright blue sky
July 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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anyway, everyone read "the storyteller" by walter benjamin

arl.human.cornell.edu/linked%20doc...
Every morning brings us the news of the globe, and yet we are poor in noteworthy stories. This is because no event any longer comes to us without already being shot through with explanation. In other words, by now almost nothing that happens benefits storytelling; almost everything benefits information. Actually, it is half the art of storytelling to keep a story free from explanation as one reproduces it. Leskov is a master at this (compare pieces like “The Deception” and “The White Eagle”). The most extraordinary things, marvelous things, are related with the greatest accuracy, but the psychological connection of the events is not forced on the reader. It is left up to him to interpret things the way he understands them, and thus the narrative achieves an amplitude that information lacks.
June 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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roman roy from succession watching a failed rocket launch on his phone
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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utterly delightful to be called a muppet by @dsamorod.bsky.social in what i consider the paper of record
article excerpt: That sense only increases when you step inside and encounter the small group chattering away behind the counter, lobbing gentle jokes at one another and calling out to the occasional customer to see if they need any help. They’re channeling Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show, says volunteer Dan Samorodnitsky, if those cantankerous old puppets somehow developed an interest in leftist politics and zine making.
June 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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well, i've made her acquaintance,
AQI for southeastern MN and twin cities metra area showing "very unhealthy" readings
June 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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am i crazy or do the drawer pulls in this craigslist ad look like eyes
a cabinet with three drawers that have two pulls on them, which in this alt text writer's opinion bear a spooky resemblance to human eyes
May 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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going sicko mode
i am now allowed to log in to the national dsa forums
May 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM