Conrad Poohs
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Conrad Poohs
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... and his dancing teeth!
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February 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
February 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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Like with using children as bait and eating at a restaurant then kidnapping the people who prepared it, ICE is routinely breaking taboos that have been part of human civilization since before recorded history.
Two female ICE agents popped the hood of their car and knocked on the door of a mechanic born in Mexico. He went out to help.

“A bunch of agents jump out and tackle him, essentially restraining him, and take him away...His six kids are now without their father." www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
ICE drawdown? Indications point to steady enforcement activity outside the Twin Cities
Some people who observe ICE activity are skeptical about a large scale drawdown of agents in the state. There are indications that activity has decreased in the Twin Cities, but has continued outside ...
www.mprnews.org
February 19, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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We’ve come full circle
February 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Great analysis. For whatever reason when LGBTQ+ aspects of culture get into the heterosexual world, it somehow mutates into something extremely toxic and anti-social. "Fight Club" and "The Matrix" often come to mind, as they reflect specific anxieties that straight men wildly misinterpret.
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Completely mogs the entire looksmaxxing movement in under 2 minutes
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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imagine if you were a vampire that lived for 100s of years but you just had a regular guy's memory. Like a normal person. "What was Venice like in the 14th century" Ahhh, I don't...I don't fucking remember. There was a guy, Vincenzo? Maybe that was the 15th century. Wait, did I live in Venice?
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Looks like they're on YouTube, too (unless someone is just shamelessly reuploading their stuff) www.youtube.com/@tastebuds_nyc
TasteBuds NYC
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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This city is home to people of countless faiths. But no matter what you believe, one thing unites us: we are all New Yorkers. We will not allow ICE to terrorize our neighbors.

youtu.be/uoU9Img_B40
Welcome The Stranger
YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Found these yesterday like an hour after the video hit bluesky.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Restore Customs and the Secret Service to the Treasury.

Restore TSA and the Coast Guard to the Dept. of Transportation.

Restore FEMA to its original independent status - hell, make it a whole Department, we're going to need it.

Restore all the small random agencies to Justice.

Be done with it.
shutdowns aren't generally a negotiating strategy—people don't usually get more than they otherwise would have out of a shutdown.

but in this case I think Ds are hearing from the base that they'd rather the thing just be defunded.
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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bite the hand that will not feed
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Stop stop I like her already.
absolutely *incredible* scenes on vichy twitter
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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i feel like in the Coen Brothers universe a lot of people are really sad right now to learn The Dude is in the Jackie Treehorn files.
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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When @willknight.bsky.social tried turning his digital life over to OpenClaw, it became obsessed with buying guacamole and then tried to scam him with a series of phishing emails:
I Loved My OpenClaw AI Agent—Until It Turned on Me
I used the viral AI helper to order groceries, sort emails, and negotiate deals. Then it decided to scam me.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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"One Battle After Another" composer has to fight these rapacious "Melania" weasels to make them stop ripping him off. stereogum.com/2488581/jonn...
Jonny Greenwood Wants His Music To Be Removed From 'Melania'
Melania, director Brett Ratner’s new piece of quasi-documentary propaganda about current US First Lady Melania Trump, has a score from the composer Tony Neiman. But the film also apparently uses a por...
stereogum.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Fucker Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM