@comebackasfire.bsky.social
But Chat, I am the criminal defence lawyer
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
But Chat, I am the criminal defence lawyer
Studying for my criminal law exam 😂
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Studying for my criminal law exam 😂
@clutchbucket.bsky.social hey how are you!! Was just thinking about you and missed you.
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@clutchbucket.bsky.social hey how are you!! Was just thinking about you and missed you.
Why are Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu still alive, what has going wrong in this simulation????
April 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why are Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu still alive, what has going wrong in this simulation????
I need the “rich man wins award for playing poor man, poor man spectates” tweet so badly
March 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I need the “rich man wins award for playing poor man, poor man spectates” tweet so badly
@acabybara.bsky.social btw I also have Covid 😭I’m going to lay in bed and finally watch Beyond The Lights (same writer/director as Love & Basketball)
September 14, 2024 at 10:48 PM
@acabybara.bsky.social btw I also have Covid 😭I’m going to lay in bed and finally watch Beyond The Lights (same writer/director as Love & Basketball)
You ever marry your desires to your intentions and have the universe perform miracles for you?
June 13, 2024 at 12:46 AM
You ever marry your desires to your intentions and have the universe perform miracles for you?
I bought the Bop It game for my children and turns out my ADHD is a Bop It superpower
May 30, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I bought the Bop It game for my children and turns out my ADHD is a Bop It superpower
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there is something so profoundly radicalizing about the AI bullshit--not that it's a scam (that seems standard for new tech these days), but that the push has been towards the kind of work that people _want_ to do, solely because it represents the kind of talent and humanity tech bros can't control.
May 24, 2024 at 4:01 PM
there is something so profoundly radicalizing about the AI bullshit--not that it's a scam (that seems standard for new tech these days), but that the push has been towards the kind of work that people _want_ to do, solely because it represents the kind of talent and humanity tech bros can't control.
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I’m muting anyone who posts screenshots of the kind of people i got off twitter to stop hearing about all the time
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO POST ABOUT. FUCKING POST YOUR BRUNCH OR YOUR COFFEE OR YOUR DOG
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO POST ABOUT. FUCKING POST YOUR BRUNCH OR YOUR COFFEE OR YOUR DOG
January 22, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I’m muting anyone who posts screenshots of the kind of people i got off twitter to stop hearing about all the time
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO POST ABOUT. FUCKING POST YOUR BRUNCH OR YOUR COFFEE OR YOUR DOG
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO POST ABOUT. FUCKING POST YOUR BRUNCH OR YOUR COFFEE OR YOUR DOG
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overheard someone say "chef's kiss." guys, you can just make the noise, that's what out loud is for
December 28, 2023 at 12:19 AM
overheard someone say "chef's kiss." guys, you can just make the noise, that's what out loud is for
I genuinely feel lonelier now! I guess that’s that that moron ultimately wanted. Misery loves company.
December 1, 2023 at 8:00 AM
I genuinely feel lonelier now! I guess that’s that that moron ultimately wanted. Misery loves company.
Used to be I’d watch a new episode of Fargo and go on Twitter to read 100 hilarious riffs on it. Now it’s just Threads where everyone’s like “oh boy Fargo is a great show, what a treat!” 😭
December 1, 2023 at 7:58 AM
Used to be I’d watch a new episode of Fargo and go on Twitter to read 100 hilarious riffs on it. Now it’s just Threads where everyone’s like “oh boy Fargo is a great show, what a treat!” 😭
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Things fall apart
The center can't (HOLD)
Mere anarchy
Is about to un(FOLD)
Up to my eyeballs
In the blood-dimmed (TIDE)
My falcon is missing
'Cause my gyre got (WIDE)
The hour's come round
So make some (NOISE)
For the Bethlehem birth
Of the BEA! STIE! BOYS!
The center can't (HOLD)
Mere anarchy
Is about to un(FOLD)
Up to my eyeballs
In the blood-dimmed (TIDE)
My falcon is missing
'Cause my gyre got (WIDE)
The hour's come round
So make some (NOISE)
For the Bethlehem birth
Of the BEA! STIE! BOYS!
November 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Things fall apart
The center can't (HOLD)
Mere anarchy
Is about to un(FOLD)
Up to my eyeballs
In the blood-dimmed (TIDE)
My falcon is missing
'Cause my gyre got (WIDE)
The hour's come round
So make some (NOISE)
For the Bethlehem birth
Of the BEA! STIE! BOYS!
The center can't (HOLD)
Mere anarchy
Is about to un(FOLD)
Up to my eyeballs
In the blood-dimmed (TIDE)
My falcon is missing
'Cause my gyre got (WIDE)
The hour's come round
So make some (NOISE)
For the Bethlehem birth
Of the BEA! STIE! BOYS!
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i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
November 11, 2023 at 8:23 PM
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
Me reading the news: “I just can’t get sucked into this dimension like this anymore”
October 14, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Me reading the news: “I just can’t get sucked into this dimension like this anymore”
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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Me typing: well
Autocorrect: surely he means “we’ll”
Me typing: hell
Autocorrect: surely he means “he’ll”
Me typing: id
Autocorrect: no, he’s definitely talking about the Freudian concept of the id
Autocorrect: surely he means “we’ll”
Me typing: hell
Autocorrect: surely he means “he’ll”
Me typing: id
Autocorrect: no, he’s definitely talking about the Freudian concept of the id
October 13, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Me typing: well
Autocorrect: surely he means “we’ll”
Me typing: hell
Autocorrect: surely he means “he’ll”
Me typing: id
Autocorrect: no, he’s definitely talking about the Freudian concept of the id
Autocorrect: surely he means “we’ll”
Me typing: hell
Autocorrect: surely he means “he’ll”
Me typing: id
Autocorrect: no, he’s definitely talking about the Freudian concept of the id
I’m turning the RTO mandate into performance art. This week I will have stepped on some glass.
September 6, 2023 at 1:23 PM
I’m turning the RTO mandate into performance art. This week I will have stepped on some glass.
Me: “what’s your friend’s name?”
My 4 year old: “that’s literally Victoria”
My 4 year old: “that’s literally Victoria”
August 17, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Me: “what’s your friend’s name?”
My 4 year old: “that’s literally Victoria”
My 4 year old: “that’s literally Victoria”
WHICH APP am I supposed to tweet on now
August 13, 2023 at 10:29 PM
WHICH APP am I supposed to tweet on now
I ironically got addicted to benzos this summer 😂 today has been awful 😑
August 13, 2023 at 10:29 PM
I ironically got addicted to benzos this summer 😂 today has been awful 😑