Doug 🚀
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I delete my skeets quite frequently because I’m embarrassed that I just said that
My teams are: Sounders, Reign, USMNT, USWNT, Ballard FC, Salmon Bay FC, Forward Madison
I delete my skeets quite frequently because I’m embarrassed that I just said that
My teams are: Sounders, Reign, USMNT, USWNT, Ballard FC, Salmon Bay FC, Forward Madison
An “unbridled desire to work” is not healthy for workers and other living things.
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
An “unbridled desire to work” is not healthy for workers and other living things.
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We worked late tonight coming up with this handy pocket guide to send to NPR.
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We worked late tonight coming up with this handy pocket guide to send to NPR.
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
I’m not sure if these are ai (explanatory), but these are definitely ai (derogatory)
FIFA has confirmed Clutch, Zayu, and Maple as the mascots for the 2026 men’s World Cup, with a bald eagle, a jaguar, and a moose representing the three co-hosting nations: The United States, Canada, and Mexico.
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🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
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🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
September 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m not sure if these are ai (explanatory), but these are definitely ai (derogatory)
The result isn’t what I hoped but I still love Georgi scoring
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The result isn’t what I hoped but I still love Georgi scoring
Went to cancel my marvel unlimited subscription because of the abc/disney cowardice and wouldn’t you know, the unsubscribe button just happens to be broken right now. What a coincidence!
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Went to cancel my marvel unlimited subscription because of the abc/disney cowardice and wouldn’t you know, the unsubscribe button just happens to be broken right now. What a coincidence!
Yes, hi, if you are out here asking your boss for a permission slip to do fascism, please be aware that in the final reckoning, it will stand as evidence that you were fully aware you were doing fascism and were complicit anyway. It’ll make things worse for you, not better.
Dems ought to be telling people now these letters are worth absolutely nothing.
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes, hi, if you are out here asking your boss for a permission slip to do fascism, please be aware that in the final reckoning, it will stand as evidence that you were fully aware you were doing fascism and were complicit anyway. It’ll make things worse for you, not better.
I have deleted
the ads
that were on
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for shopping
Forgive me
they were irritating
so banal
and so intrusive
the ads
that were on
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for shopping
Forgive me
they were irritating
so banal
and so intrusive
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung’s ‘screens everywhere’ initiative is morphing into ads everywhere.
buff.ly
September 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have deleted
the ads
that were on
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for shopping
Forgive me
they were irritating
so banal
and so intrusive
the ads
that were on
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for shopping
Forgive me
they were irritating
so banal
and so intrusive
SPD constantly tell us they need expensive new toys to do cool stuff to “protect us” and solve crimes and then immediately bail anytime they have a chance to do cool stuff or protect us or solve crimes.
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
SPD constantly tell us they need expensive new toys to do cool stuff to “protect us” and solve crimes and then immediately bail anytime they have a chance to do cool stuff or protect us or solve crimes.
I think what I’ve learned tonight is that I should always watch the sounders-miami match on my phone from the beer garden at a slyvan esso show, not only for the vibes but also for the results
September 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I think what I’ve learned tonight is that I should always watch the sounders-miami match on my phone from the beer garden at a slyvan esso show, not only for the vibes but also for the results
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
September 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
Does anyone know what’s going on with the Seattle pwhl team? It feels like we’re getting a little close to hockey season to not have a schedule or logo or sweater or name yet…
September 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Does anyone know what’s going on with the Seattle pwhl team? It feels like we’re getting a little close to hockey season to not have a schedule or logo or sweater or name yet…
Wild to me that we’ve decided to let a handful of billionaires claim the fruits of the entire intellectual history of the species just because they’ve been able to finance a file format that compresses it efficiently
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Wild to me that we’ve decided to let a handful of billionaires claim the fruits of the entire intellectual history of the species just because they’ve been able to finance a file format that compresses it efficiently
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Basically Play Roldan and win 2-0.
Add Ragen and its 3-0
Add Morris and its 6-0
Add Rothrock and its 14-0
Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob
Add Ragen and its 3-0
Add Morris and its 6-0
Add Rothrock and its 14-0
Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Basically Play Roldan and win 2-0.
Add Ragen and its 3-0
Add Morris and its 6-0
Add Rothrock and its 14-0
Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob
Add Ragen and its 3-0
Add Morris and its 6-0
Add Rothrock and its 14-0
Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob
Can we get Katie Wilson back on Lobbing Scorchers?
New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani has called on FIFA to scrap dynamic ticket pricing at the World Cup, place a cap on resale prices, and make 15% of tickets available to local residents at a discounted rate, through a "Game Over Greed" initiative.
September 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Can we get Katie Wilson back on Lobbing Scorchers?
If you were watching the usmnt match and saw the self-deportation ad, please do not actually self-deport. Actually, don’t self-deport regardless of whether you saw the ad.
September 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you were watching the usmnt match and saw the self-deportation ad, please do not actually self-deport. Actually, don’t self-deport regardless of whether you saw the ad.
Ball’s in your court, @salmonbayfc.bsky.social, to release a salmon plushie
September 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ball’s in your court, @salmonbayfc.bsky.social, to release a salmon plushie
А что же здесь происходит??? Я-то по-бoлгарски говорит не умею, но каким-то странным совпадением мне кажется все-таки
Наистина не разбирам защо е нужно да влезеш в голям магазин за дрехи с куче на каишка, само за да блееш отсъстващо, докато половинката ти си избира дрехи. Още повече когато на буквално 20 метра има парк. Криворазбрана гъзария ми е най-логичното обяснение.
September 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
А что же здесь происходит??? Я-то по-бoлгарски говорит не умею, но каким-то странным совпадением мне кажется все-таки
We’re just gonna have to let Schmetz lead the usmnt to a QF World Cup exit at home to cement his legacy as an all-time us soccer coach so we can settle this once and for all
1. Schmetzer is widely regarded as one of the best coaches in MLS history.
2. Coach of the Year is a regular-season award, not a cumulative accomplishment award, and the Sounders under Schmetzer have never had the type of regular-season where he's the obvious CotY favorite.
2. Coach of the Year is a regular-season award, not a cumulative accomplishment award, and the Sounders under Schmetzer have never had the type of regular-season where he's the obvious CotY favorite.
September 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We’re just gonna have to let Schmetz lead the usmnt to a QF World Cup exit at home to cement his legacy as an all-time us soccer coach so we can settle this once and for all
Janelle Monáe talking Seattle winning championships at bumbershoot seems apropos for the five of us in sounders jerseys
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Janelle Monáe talking Seattle winning championships at bumbershoot seems apropos for the five of us in sounders jerseys
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Any fan who throws their Paul Rothrock jersey in celebration will be awarded an additional Paul Rothrock jersey as they exit.
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Any fan who throws their Paul Rothrock jersey in celebration will be awarded an additional Paul Rothrock jersey as they exit.
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It's not even like a take
Paul Rothrock is better at soccer than Lionel Messi.
Paul Rothrock is better at soccer than Lionel Messi.
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's not even like a take
Paul Rothrock is better at soccer than Lionel Messi.
Paul Rothrock is better at soccer than Lionel Messi.
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The greatest player in the world and Leo Messi
September 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The greatest player in the world and Leo Messi
If the lion of starfire, andrew thomas holds messi to 0g/0a in a final it will be the most schmetzer-pilled result I could imagine
September 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If the lion of starfire, andrew thomas holds messi to 0g/0a in a final it will be the most schmetzer-pilled result I could imagine
please lord, let me have just one “seattle sounders killed soccer” meme from a sad messi fan
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
please lord, let me have just one “seattle sounders killed soccer” meme from a sad messi fan