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Collin Morgan 🏳️‍🌈
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i am my dog's documentarian
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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IDK who needs to know this but...

You can sing the Sesame Street song "Rubber Ducky" but change the first line to "Motherfucker, burn in hell" and it works PERFECTLY
July 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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current mood
July 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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inventing a robot that suffers from ennui call that a sighborg
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fireflies putting on a good show.
July 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I want this as a norman rockwell painting

#dogsky
July 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I will be brief. If you care about the quality of news we get, this clip is the most disturbing and important 20 minutes I have for you. If you have only 5 minutes to watch then do that. Via @michaelsocolow.bsky.social

Did you watch the clip? Now go to this link. www.cnbc.com/2025/07/01/c...
Axios’ Sara Fischer in conversation with Cloudflare’s Matthew Prince
YouTube video by Axios
www.youtube.com
July 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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(Impulse control; I should try to write a code patch for that.)
July 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
July 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
from beneath you it devours

#dogsky
June 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
iconic

#dogsky
June 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Loyal Dog Spends Hours Each Day Humping Owner’s Grave

theonion.com/loyal-d...
June 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
got an email with subject "scrum summary" and I mean "scrummary" is right there
June 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can rest easy knowing that the bunny situation in the yard is under constant surveillance.

#dogsky
June 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Look, this is never easy but I’m afraid you’re both being laid off today.
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Aye, SecUnit, righte ther wyth thee.
June 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible
June 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Democrats are in a primarying mood, and these 128 House members should be *real* concerned right now.
June 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM