Lorenz
@cohenlorenz.bsky.social
plotting my escape from nowhere
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Removing Maduro Will Destabilize Venezuela And The Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
There are several videos on social media tonight showing heavy gunfire in Caracas this evening. Working to geolocate. Will share videos here.
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Removing Maduro Will Destabilize Venezuela And The Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
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January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
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BREAKING: Masks return to New York hospitals amid 2026 ‘super flu’ outbreak
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
BREAKING: Masks return to New York hospitals amid 2026 ‘super flu’ outbreak
I told my parents “it was 5 years ago this evening I quit smoking”. My dad said “wow” and gave me a thumbs up. My mom said “ну что, выпьем?” 😂
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I told my parents “it was 5 years ago this evening I quit smoking”. My dad said “wow” and gave me a thumbs up. My mom said “ну что, выпьем?” 😂
Five years and 20 minutes ago I quit nicotine.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Five years and 20 minutes ago I quit nicotine.
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“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
What is the plan for after this raid? Goal? Desired end state? Has any of this been explained? What is the signal this sends to Putin and Xi? What are we doooooooinnnggggg?
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
What is the plan for after this raid? Goal? Desired end state? Has any of this been explained? What is the signal this sends to Putin and Xi? What are we doooooooinnnggggg?
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money
Denis Kapustin, commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK), was reported killed in action on Dec. 27.
kyivindependent.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur...
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huh it looks like due to a grok bug, twitter now randomly explodes the genitals of a user every few minutes. i mean obviously thats not great but on the other hand bluesky is pretty cringe
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
huh it looks like due to a grok bug, twitter now randomly explodes the genitals of a user every few minutes. i mean obviously thats not great but on the other hand bluesky is pretty cringe
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The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
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Eric Adams said he wanted to travel after he left office. Well, the former mayor is wasting no time. Just hours after attending Mamdani’s inauguration, a source has spotted Adams boarding an Emirates flight from JFK to Dubai. No indication if the trip is business or pleasure.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Eric Adams said he wanted to travel after he left office. Well, the former mayor is wasting no time. Just hours after attending Mamdani’s inauguration, a source has spotted Adams boarding an Emirates flight from JFK to Dubai. No indication if the trip is business or pleasure.
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Protests continued to expand geographically across Iran on December 31. Small protests broke out in Tehran on December 28 and have since spread to 17 out of Iran’s 31 provinces.
www.criticalthreats.org/analysis/ira...
www.criticalthreats.org/analysis/ira...
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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To anyone who happened upon a funeral in Washington Square Park in Manhattan on Tuesday afternoon and wondered who was being honored, it was for the MetroCard, which is being retired on Wednesday. trib.al/1kiOgYB
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
To anyone who happened upon a funeral in Washington Square Park in Manhattan on Tuesday afternoon and wondered who was being honored, it was for the MetroCard, which is being retired on Wednesday. trib.al/1kiOgYB
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BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
Trump says he's dropping push for National Guard in Chicago, LA and Portland, Oregon, for now
President Donald Trump says he’s dropping — for now — his push to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon.
bit.ly
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
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December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
Look at me losing those pesky last five pounds and breaking my family’s intergenerational habit of enabling shitty behavior
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Look at me losing those pesky last five pounds and breaking my family’s intergenerational habit of enabling shitty behavior
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Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.
After finally finding an awesome barber, he’s been let go. So, now my tragic character flaw re-emerges where I’m okay getting a horrible haircut so long as the conversation is fun 🤩
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
After finally finding an awesome barber, he’s been let go. So, now my tragic character flaw re-emerges where I’m okay getting a horrible haircut so long as the conversation is fun 🤩
Not having social has been interesting…I’ve felt proper boredom for the first time in years. I’m reading more. I realized social was something I’d use to numb any uncomfortable feelings (e.g., boredom, anxiety)
I just deleted my Instagram and Reddit. I am planning to hibernate my LinkedIn for a while.
I have felt for a long time that social media (besides Bluesky ☺️) has been a net negative in my life, but haven’t had the nerve to delete it (maybe fomo?).
I have felt for a long time that social media (besides Bluesky ☺️) has been a net negative in my life, but haven’t had the nerve to delete it (maybe fomo?).
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Not having social has been interesting…I’ve felt proper boredom for the first time in years. I’m reading more. I realized social was something I’d use to numb any uncomfortable feelings (e.g., boredom, anxiety)
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Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
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Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social