cog
@coginthemachine.bsky.social
a lefty guy in his mid 30s screaming into the void. one of the absolute lunatics using the Discover tab but trying not to be weird about it
the problem with having read 50+ books last year is that my standards are getting too high for Warhammer lol
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
the problem with having read 50+ books last year is that my standards are getting too high for Warhammer lol
First of my #emperorschildren Flawless Blades done, love these slutty little bastards
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
First of my #emperorschildren Flawless Blades done, love these slutty little bastards
the amount of psychic damage this goon must have taken in this beautiful moment is directly proportionate to the massive surge of dopamine that hit my brain upon seeing it
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the amount of psychic damage this goon must have taken in this beautiful moment is directly proportionate to the massive surge of dopamine that hit my brain upon seeing it
sunday scaries suck a lot more during dry january lol
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
sunday scaries suck a lot more during dry january lol
the no mouth must scream hate speech has been banging around my head for a while now but it's never been more pronounced than these last few days. i've never hated anything in my life as much as i hate the political right wing in this country right now.
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
the no mouth must scream hate speech has been banging around my head for a while now but it's never been more pronounced than these last few days. i've never hated anything in my life as much as i hate the political right wing in this country right now.
man i missed sailing the high seas but it rocks that I can just do it straight in my browser without having to worry about ISP notices n shit. shoutout to Tumblr for giving me the original URL even though it changes every other day lol
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
man i missed sailing the high seas but it rocks that I can just do it straight in my browser without having to worry about ISP notices n shit. shoutout to Tumblr for giving me the original URL even though it changes every other day lol
I do think it’s kinda funny that people on Bsky now are like, even more insane than many of the most bonkers tumblr users back in the day
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I do think it’s kinda funny that people on Bsky now are like, even more insane than many of the most bonkers tumblr users back in the day
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
this gnocchi bolognese is possibly one of my favorite things I’ve ever cooked, so gooooood
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
this gnocchi bolognese is possibly one of my favorite things I’ve ever cooked, so gooooood
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Art by • Enric Torres-Prat
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Art by • Enric Torres-Prat
wife made eggs benedict for our first Christmas morning as a married couple 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
wife made eggs benedict for our first Christmas morning as a married couple 🥰
as a man with very little natural Xmas spirit I can’t say I love getting blasted with fucking lights all night every night for an entire goddamn month
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
as a man with very little natural Xmas spirit I can’t say I love getting blasted with fucking lights all night every night for an entire goddamn month
introducing my wife to the Bad Time (complimentary) that is The Mist (2007)
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
introducing my wife to the Bad Time (complimentary) that is The Mist (2007)
the gang so far and a few WIPs #emperorschildren
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
the gang so far and a few WIPs #emperorschildren
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
gotta lot of stuff goin on
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
gotta lot of stuff goin on
god I fucking love DC
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
god I fucking love DC
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
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Recently stumbled upon this Instagram account that's just a guy who lives in a downtown Chicago high rise throwing paper airplanes out his window. Dudes rock, tbh www.instagram.com/reel/DR3CmxB...
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Recently stumbled upon this Instagram account that's just a guy who lives in a downtown Chicago high rise throwing paper airplanes out his window. Dudes rock, tbh www.instagram.com/reel/DR3CmxB...
I may be 20 years late but I'm having a fuckin great time watching The Sopranos
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I may be 20 years late but I'm having a fuckin great time watching The Sopranos
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
power sword only took half the afternoon, probably gonna save the other for next weekend lol
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
power sword only took half the afternoon, probably gonna save the other for next weekend lol
Promise Mascot Agency is the most delightful thing I’ve played in a long time
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Promise Mascot Agency is the most delightful thing I’ve played in a long time
woe, brave blade be upon ye
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
woe, brave blade be upon ye