newly-minted wife guy
@coginthemachine.bsky.social
a lefty guy in his mid 30s screaming into the void. one of the absolute lunatics using the Discover tab but trying not to be weird about it
blood ritual with wifey 🖤
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
blood ritual with wifey 🖤
holy shit dude I’m fuckin married to this complete smokeshow
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
holy shit dude I’m fuckin married to this complete smokeshow
calling this done cuz I’m sick of painting it lol
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
calling this done cuz I’m sick of painting it lol
AFI was fucking awesome last night
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
AFI was fucking awesome last night
welp looks like you can't share accounts on HBO Max now either, eat my ass Zaslav you fucking parasite. pic unrelated :)
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
welp looks like you can't share accounts on HBO Max now either, eat my ass Zaslav you fucking parasite. pic unrelated :)
forgot the insane name i gave to my barn in mistria lol
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
forgot the insane name i gave to my barn in mistria lol
the price I pay to not hate my body is so steep :(
September 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the price I pay to not hate my body is so steep :(
I love my power rack and not having to go to the gym anymore but Christ, this goddamn barbell is like an Iron Maiden for my hands
September 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I love my power rack and not having to go to the gym anymore but Christ, this goddamn barbell is like an Iron Maiden for my hands
the art on the cemetery mural in Pentiment will make a great tattoo one day
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the art on the cemetery mural in Pentiment will make a great tattoo one day
made some bomb ass galbi short ribs yesterday, Korean food is truly goated
August 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
made some bomb ass galbi short ribs yesterday, Korean food is truly goated
Another Emperor’s Children marine complete, love these new sculpts so much
July 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Another Emperor’s Children marine complete, love these new sculpts so much
2nd rogue trader playthrough let's gooooooo
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
2nd rogue trader playthrough let's gooooooo
my fiance has been oblivionpilled
July 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
my fiance has been oblivionpilled
added to my first Sigmar box to the ol’ grey pile of shame
June 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
added to my first Sigmar box to the ol’ grey pile of shame
unfortunately have become the kinda guy who makes his own stock
May 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
unfortunately have become the kinda guy who makes his own stock
Finished my first Tormentor from the new Emperor’s Children box!
May 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Finished my first Tormentor from the new Emperor’s Children box!
Linkin Park was fucking unbelievable last night, one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
May 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Linkin Park was fucking unbelievable last night, one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
**Maryland pride intensifies**
April 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
**Maryland pride intensifies**
back on my rimworld shit
April 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
back on my rimworld shit