newly-minted wife guy
@coginthemachine.bsky.social
a lefty guy in his mid 30s screaming into the void. one of the absolute lunatics using the Discover tab but trying not to be weird about it
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
Alien: Earth feels like it was designed in a lab for me, I love this shit baby
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Alien: Earth feels like it was designed in a lab for me, I love this shit baby
can feel the organizational morale plunging with this all-staff meeting. sounds like all our little perks and nice things are getting axed lol
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
can feel the organizational morale plunging with this all-staff meeting. sounds like all our little perks and nice things are getting axed lol
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artists! please show:
🖤 the first piece you did in 2025
🥀 your favorite piece of the year
🖤 your most popular piece
🥀 your most recent piece
🖤 the first piece you did in 2025
🥀 your favorite piece of the year
🖤 your most popular piece
🥀 your most recent piece
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
artists! please show:
🖤 the first piece you did in 2025
🥀 your favorite piece of the year
🖤 your most popular piece
🥀 your most recent piece
🖤 the first piece you did in 2025
🥀 your favorite piece of the year
🖤 your most popular piece
🥀 your most recent piece
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
insomnia rocks, I love staring at the fucking ceiling in the dark until it’s not dark anymore and I have to work on zero hours of sleep. I love it even more when the same thing happens the next fucking night too
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
insomnia rocks, I love staring at the fucking ceiling in the dark until it’s not dark anymore and I have to work on zero hours of sleep. I love it even more when the same thing happens the next fucking night too
blood ritual with wifey 🖤
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
blood ritual with wifey 🖤
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
I bought Palworld on Monday and already have 24 hours in game lol, I can’t believe how much fun this shit is
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I bought Palworld on Monday and already have 24 hours in game lol, I can’t believe how much fun this shit is
underrated moment from this weekend was my nephew falling asleep with a little skeleton figure my wife brought with us. can’t wait to jumpstart his path towards becoming a fellow goth 😈
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
underrated moment from this weekend was my nephew falling asleep with a little skeleton figure my wife brought with us. can’t wait to jumpstart his path towards becoming a fellow goth 😈
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It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves.
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves.
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
what an amazing wedding gift, thanks so much for the perfectly-timed demise Mr Cheney!
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
what an amazing wedding gift, thanks so much for the perfectly-timed demise Mr Cheney!
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"Sticky business".
Commision for Slavie. It was a fascinating experience to discover we all share such similar tastes.😆
Commision for Slavie. It was a fascinating experience to discover we all share such similar tastes.😆
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Sticky business".
Commision for Slavie. It was a fascinating experience to discover we all share such similar tastes.😆
Commision for Slavie. It was a fascinating experience to discover we all share such similar tastes.😆
holy shit dude I’m fuckin married to this complete smokeshow
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
holy shit dude I’m fuckin married to this complete smokeshow
t minus a few hours til I’m fuckin MARRIED baby let’s goooooooo
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
t minus a few hours til I’m fuckin MARRIED baby let’s goooooooo
calling this done cuz I’m sick of painting it lol
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
calling this done cuz I’m sick of painting it lol
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"gramp gramp i don't think you're supposed to talk like that"
"pipe down, nancy. as i was saying, we just couldn't wait to get our hands on more SS prisoners"
www.youtube.com/shorts/qb5VX...
"pipe down, nancy. as i was saying, we just couldn't wait to get our hands on more SS prisoners"
www.youtube.com/shorts/qb5VX...
What We Did With SS Prisoners
YouTube video by American Veterans Center
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"gramp gramp i don't think you're supposed to talk like that"
"pipe down, nancy. as i was saying, we just couldn't wait to get our hands on more SS prisoners"
www.youtube.com/shorts/qb5VX...
"pipe down, nancy. as i was saying, we just couldn't wait to get our hands on more SS prisoners"
www.youtube.com/shorts/qb5VX...
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Saw a post on tumblr that said “Think I need a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".” So I drew this 🖊️🦑
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Saw a post on tumblr that said “Think I need a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".” So I drew this 🖊️🦑
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Art by • Joseph Vargo
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Art by • Joseph Vargo
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's the Immolator pattern armoured assault transport.
Women only want one thing, and it's the Immolator pattern armoured assault transport.
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's the Immolator pattern armoured assault transport.
Women only want one thing, and it's the Immolator pattern armoured assault transport.
my eternal struggle: not commenting something that would get the FBI on my ass every time I see videos of ICE doing shit that, in a just world….
October 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
my eternal struggle: not commenting something that would get the FBI on my ass every time I see videos of ICE doing shit that, in a just world….
a little infuriating that honeycrisp apples are absolutely worth their obnoxious price
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
a little infuriating that honeycrisp apples are absolutely worth their obnoxious price