newly-minted wife guy
@coginthemachine.bsky.social
a lefty guy in his mid 30s screaming into the void. one of the absolute lunatics using the Discover tab but trying not to be weird about it
*sighs and opens wallet* another day at the simping for scary and/or evil women factory…
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
*sighs and opens wallet* another day at the simping for scary and/or evil women factory…
Limp Dick Durbin
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Limp Dick Durbin
absolutely incredible!
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
absolutely incredible!
Fuck this and fuck you too
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fuck this and fuck you too
I got nothing to say to you that won’t get me an FBI visit. Actually fuck it, I’m gonna celebrate your eventual death with the same joy I did for Cheney and Kissinger you worthless piece of shit. Fuck you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I got nothing to say to you that won’t get me an FBI visit. Actually fuck it, I’m gonna celebrate your eventual death with the same joy I did for Cheney and Kissinger you worthless piece of shit. Fuck you.
Looks fantastic!
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Looks fantastic!
This color palette is fire, great work!
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This color palette is fire, great work!
Thank you for this fantastic article! Used to love these Flash vids and enjoyed recreating them as doodles in the margins of my school notebooks
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thank you for this fantastic article! Used to love these Flash vids and enjoyed recreating them as doodles in the margins of my school notebooks