Static 🔜 Seabattle 8
@codestatic.bsky.social
They/Them | 19
Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social
Head TO & production for @craftcompany.bsky.social
Some call me Big Putt Ted
Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social
I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic
Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social
Head TO & production for @craftcompany.bsky.social
Some call me Big Putt Ted
Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social
I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic
Pinned
I wanna actually grind X this season <- (has been saying this for like 2 years)
Fr tho last season I was more motivated for once, just went NA and then seeing how ridiculous the state of ttek is I got in my own head and fell off
I'll probably try and hold myself accountable idk how tho
Fr tho last season I was more motivated for once, just went NA and then seeing how ridiculous the state of ttek is I got in my own head and fell off
I'll probably try and hold myself accountable idk how tho
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Played in baja's blast and uhhhhhhh
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Played in baja's blast and uhhhhhhh
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
Static - the nightmares
Soda - I peed a lil
Connie - outpainted by the frontlines
Ace - tent shield magic: making teammates disappear, ft. bomb
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Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!
sunkenscrolls.ink
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I made a tier list (Zones only) based on AREA CUP results in version 10.1.0. Weapons with consistent results, strong impact, and top placements by multiple players are placed in higher tiers. Tiers up to A are ordered. D tier consists of weapons I’ve never seen used. Opinions welcome.
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
January 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I made a tier list (Zones only) based on AREA CUP results in version 10.1.0. Weapons with consistent results, strong impact, and top placements by multiple players are placed in higher tiers. Tiers up to A are ordered. D tier consists of weapons I’ve never seen used. Opinions welcome.
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
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Bow + 96 Analysis:
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Bow + 96 Analysis:
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow.
↓ Continue in the thread
#compsplatoon
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once again we are all tapping the sign
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
once again we are all tapping the sign
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Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
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"FBI is leading the investigation."
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
ICE/CBP just shot two people in Portland.
January 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
"FBI is leading the investigation."
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
State and local electeds, law enforcement, and prosecutors need to come up with a plan to prosecute and charge murder by the feds because this federal jurisdiction loophole they've invented cannot hold as a means of avoiding accountability. People won't have it.
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"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
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Hello, I'm opening up commissions for Japanese-English translations!
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Hello, I'm opening up commissions for Japanese-English translations!
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.
Retweets appreciated! Link below
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Hundreds of people in Minneapolis are protesting against ICE after a woman was fatally shot by an agent.
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hundreds of people in Minneapolis are protesting against ICE after a woman was fatally shot by an agent.
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MAGFEST SPLATOON FANS!
The staff at MAGfest are trying another go at a Splatoon tournament. @coqdorys.me, @alwayssherbert.bsky.social, and I are back as TOs (with some additional help; thank you, friends!)
You *must* have a MAGfest badge, and you *must* sign up at a terminal on site.
#compSplatoon
The staff at MAGfest are trying another go at a Splatoon tournament. @coqdorys.me, @alwayssherbert.bsky.social, and I are back as TOs (with some additional help; thank you, friends!)
You *must* have a MAGfest badge, and you *must* sign up at a terminal on site.
#compSplatoon
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
MAGFEST SPLATOON FANS!
The staff at MAGfest are trying another go at a Splatoon tournament. @coqdorys.me, @alwayssherbert.bsky.social, and I are back as TOs (with some additional help; thank you, friends!)
You *must* have a MAGfest badge, and you *must* sign up at a terminal on site.
#compSplatoon
The staff at MAGfest are trying another go at a Splatoon tournament. @coqdorys.me, @alwayssherbert.bsky.social, and I are back as TOs (with some additional help; thank you, friends!)
You *must* have a MAGfest badge, and you *must* sign up at a terminal on site.
#compSplatoon
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Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
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PBS is still alive.
It may be down, but it’s not out.
To keep it from ever being out, donate to your local station if you can.
You’ll be able to do so here: pbs.org/donate.
It may be down, but it’s not out.
To keep it from ever being out, donate to your local station if you can.
You’ll be able to do so here: pbs.org/donate.
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
PBS is still alive.
It may be down, but it’s not out.
To keep it from ever being out, donate to your local station if you can.
You’ll be able to do so here: pbs.org/donate.
It may be down, but it’s not out.
To keep it from ever being out, donate to your local station if you can.
You’ll be able to do so here: pbs.org/donate.
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he should be impeached for this alone
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
he should be impeached for this alone
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Hyperdive is the socialism of splatoon
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Hyperdive is the socialism of splatoon
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Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
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Girls Power - Squid Style
Girls Duo Cup
15th of February
7 pm CET / 1 pm ET
Streamed
Register as a pair
Find another pair
Play a 4 v 4 tournament
Win a sendou.ink badge!
Grab a friend and register on our Discord Server:
discord.gg/3zU2cmZFNQ
Bracket:
sendou.ink/to/3092/brac...
Girls Duo Cup
15th of February
7 pm CET / 1 pm ET
Streamed
Register as a pair
Find another pair
Play a 4 v 4 tournament
Win a sendou.ink badge!
Grab a friend and register on our Discord Server:
discord.gg/3zU2cmZFNQ
Bracket:
sendou.ink/to/3092/brac...
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Girls Power - Squid Style
Girls Duo Cup
15th of February
7 pm CET / 1 pm ET
Streamed
Register as a pair
Find another pair
Play a 4 v 4 tournament
Win a sendou.ink badge!
Grab a friend and register on our Discord Server:
discord.gg/3zU2cmZFNQ
Bracket:
sendou.ink/to/3092/brac...
Girls Duo Cup
15th of February
7 pm CET / 1 pm ET
Streamed
Register as a pair
Find another pair
Play a 4 v 4 tournament
Win a sendou.ink badge!
Grab a friend and register on our Discord Server:
discord.gg/3zU2cmZFNQ
Bracket:
sendou.ink/to/3092/brac...
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Hi blue sky I’m Alan! Not Dan hentschel
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Hi blue sky I’m Alan! Not Dan hentschel
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This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.