Dan Hentschel
@danhentschel.bsky.social
I choose freedom.
January 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I choose freedom.
To be groovy - is a gift
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
To be groovy - is a gift
What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity.
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 AM
What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity.
I am aware of the situation.
December 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I am aware of the situation.
Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame.
But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.
But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame.
But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.
But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.
Hey all this is Eddie. I am so confused honestly and I am really regretting working here
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Hey all this is Eddie. I am so confused honestly and I am really regretting working here
Dan had a ton of these that went unused. I’m not nearly as funny as him, so I won’t even try. Maybe something like “When Janey forgets the prune juice from the store!” -Eddie
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Dan had a ton of these that went unused. I’m not nearly as funny as him, so I won’t even try. Maybe something like “When Janey forgets the prune juice from the store!” -Eddie
Hey everybody, we’ve been discussing internally whether or not Blue Sky sucks and if maintaining an account on here is a useless waste of time.
The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage
The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage
November 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Hey everybody, we’ve been discussing internally whether or not Blue Sky sucks and if maintaining an account on here is a useless waste of time.
The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage
The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage
Beautiful service for a beautiful guy!
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Beautiful service for a beautiful guy!
I hate being a [OCCUPATION]
November 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I hate being a [OCCUPATION]
Bald Man Screaming
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Bald Man Screaming
Old person, saying something off color and irreverent
November 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Old person, saying something off color and irreverent
Anyone different from me, should be killed!
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Anyone different from me, should be killed!
Cocky want 口&エｉ7ｎ彑ｇ 14もｂ口ｏ工ｉ刀ム
November 21, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Cocky want 口&エｉ7ｎ彑ｇ 14もｂ口ｏ工ｉ刀ム
Imagine a future where this is your wife!
November 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Imagine a future where this is your wife!
Thanks to AI, death is now no different than getting a new iPhone.
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Thanks to AI, death is now no different than getting a new iPhone.
An old picture of Dan’s we circled back on quite a bit. Could never quite crack it. -EDDIE
November 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
An old picture of Dan’s we circled back on quite a bit. Could never quite crack it. -EDDIE
Fuck yes baby you’re so hot
November 19, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Fuck yes baby you’re so hot
We have a lot of updates about Dan’s condition but are workshopping how we can best package them content-wise to make sure we get as many eyeballs as possible!
November 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
We have a lot of updates about Dan’s condition but are workshopping how we can best package them content-wise to make sure we get as many eyeballs as possible!
Hey y’all, just wanted to say Addie has been so great throughout this entire process. She has been texting me every day if there’s anything she can do for me while I’m at the hospital with Dan. People have been giving her a hard time back on X, but she has been a rockstar. -EDDIE
November 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Hey y’all, just wanted to say Addie has been so great throughout this entire process. She has been texting me every day if there’s anything she can do for me while I’m at the hospital with Dan. People have been giving her a hard time back on X, but she has been a rockstar. -EDDIE
“How can Dan consent if he’s in a coma?”
Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him.
By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc.
Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him.
By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc.
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
“How can Dan consent if he’s in a coma?”
Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him.
By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc.
Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him.
By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc.
While Dan Hentschel is in a coma, we will continue to provide his content thanks to the generative AI model developed by COCKY WANT BOING BOING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS.
See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video:
youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4E
See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video:
youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4E
AI GENERATED DAN HENTSCHEL VIDEO
YouTube video by Daniel Hentschel
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November 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
While Dan Hentschel is in a coma, we will continue to provide his content thanks to the generative AI model developed by COCKY WANT BOING BOING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS.
See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video:
youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4E
See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video:
youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4E
Hello all! We have incredibly exciting news.
While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything.
You will likely not even notice he is gone.
While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything.
You will likely not even notice he is gone.
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Hello all! We have incredibly exciting news.
While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything.
You will likely not even notice he is gone.
While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything.
You will likely not even notice he is gone.
I just graduated in the spring and started working for Dan in June making $10 an hour. Is this good for an entry level social media manager in Los Angeles? I know I am lucky to even have a creative job at all so I'm not complaining, just curious what others make! -EDDIE
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I just graduated in the spring and started working for Dan in June making $10 an hour. Is this good for an entry level social media manager in Los Angeles? I know I am lucky to even have a creative job at all so I'm not complaining, just curious what others make! -EDDIE
I have rewatched the video of Dan choking over and over.
He would want us to laugh. He would want us to share. He would want it to go viral.
That’s why, when faced with what he likely thought was his death, he chose to open the camera app— not the phone.
He would want us to laugh. He would want us to share. He would want it to go viral.
That’s why, when faced with what he likely thought was his death, he chose to open the camera app— not the phone.
November 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I have rewatched the video of Dan choking over and over.
He would want us to laugh. He would want us to share. He would want it to go viral.
That’s why, when faced with what he likely thought was his death, he chose to open the camera app— not the phone.
He would want us to laugh. He would want us to share. He would want it to go viral.
That’s why, when faced with what he likely thought was his death, he chose to open the camera app— not the phone.