Matt Mlodzienski
@cobaltwolf.bsky.social
He/Him. Space geek. 3D Artist. Author of Bluedog Design Bureau for KSP. Father of four lizards. Possibly a cryogenic balloon stage
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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reposting this for no reason in particular
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
reposting this for no reason in particular
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![Comic. [Instructions on package] High Altitude Cooking Instructions: 3,500-6,500 ft: Add ½ cup water, increase cook time to 12 minutes. 6,500-9,500 ft: Add ¼ cups water, increase cook time to 18 minutes. 250,000-450,000 ft: Orient reentry vehicle for aerodynamic stability. Deploy parachutes at 10,000 ft. Descend, keeping crew capsule tightly covered, for 3-4 minutes. After splashdown, follow sea level cooking instructions.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibv5te47jncpebx4vihxhudiyzveoxffo5234lpanhsp2aq3lrb5a@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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The Bills calling the tush push after voting to ban it
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Bills calling the tush push after voting to ban it
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THATS RIGHT
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
THATS RIGHT
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you're just mad that I make this look so good
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
you're just mad that I make this look so good
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you could be the most borged out street samurai in the corporate plaza and you'd still be gutter trash without some solid chooms on your side. execs hate this one weird trick
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you could be the most borged out street samurai in the corporate plaza and you'd still be gutter trash without some solid chooms on your side. execs hate this one weird trick
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There's a reason I keep recommending Fallen Aces as one of the best things New Blood has ever published (extremely complimentary, New Blood publish some serious bangers)
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
There's a reason I keep recommending Fallen Aces as one of the best things New Blood has ever published (extremely complimentary, New Blood publish some serious bangers)
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I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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In the late 1950s, kids could build their own nuclear missile arsenal just for fun (warheads sold separately).
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In the late 1950s, kids could build their own nuclear missile arsenal just for fun (warheads sold separately).
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There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
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A thread of the short stories I've gotten published this year and where to find them:
(1/8)
(1/8)
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A thread of the short stories I've gotten published this year and where to find them:
(1/8)
(1/8)
Seth (Freakin’) Rollins doing color commentary for the Lions/Vikings game was not a crossover I was expecting today.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Seth (Freakin’) Rollins doing color commentary for the Lions/Vikings game was not a crossover I was expecting today.
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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And an adept tire sales/service representative.
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
And an adept tire sales/service representative.
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Merry Christmas from Team Skylab to those who celebrate today!
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Merry Christmas from Team Skylab to those who celebrate today!
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Good day, 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Kas 🌻 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️. So you're with Caius, eh? And Caius wants information? Of course, there's a this-for-that involved. I require a favor first, and then I'll tell you what you want to know.
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Good day, 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Kas 🌻 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️. So you're with Caius, eh? And Caius wants information? Of course, there's a this-for-that involved. I require a favor first, and then I'll tell you what you want to know.
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the old shuttle era OMV concept... funky little guy
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the old shuttle era OMV concept... funky little guy
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Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.
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Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere
August 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere
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this is the funniest fucking part i've ever seen in my LIFE
![Ben Nowack ☀️🌎🪞
@bennbuilds
LA machinists - we need 12 of these ASAP. 12x quantity to start, 7075 AL, dimensions 4.5 *10.5 * 13.5. Dm me if interested in taking this on.
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December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is the funniest fucking part i've ever seen in my LIFE