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Coan
@coan.bsky.social
Professional Everyman, doing whatever I'm paid to do (currently LFW). Ideally Community Management. Canadian dual-citizen in MD, cat dad, geek, etc.
Zero sugar oreos really aren't that bad as a cookie, as long as one isn't expecting it to taste the same as a regular oreo.
It's more cocoa forward and much less sweet and it kinda helps mask whatever sweeteners are in it.

Also minor points for being lower cal by a decent amount.
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
So do you think he comes up with this stuff himself or do the speechwriters have a game of chicken they're playing?
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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ICE is planning to go here?
🤔🤫🫣😶
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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“And Jared Leto as Skeletor”
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I think my best follow up to that poor cnn dude in Greenland is this set of pictures I took when I was back north for my siblings wedding.
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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prepping the ewok costumes just in case
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Getting those "fuck, do I quit WoW again" vibes.

May be a bit cranky about patch changes.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The pain of setting up most of the new UI shit to an almost satisfactory level and having a random disconnect take out all my changes.
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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👍
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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hasbro when the rent is due
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Yes, actually, I'm fairly sure I *would* have been just fine never having heard or seen what complete and utter fuckery someone on Twitter was saying.

Shall I be surprised that it was racist or queerphobic? Do you need someone to gently remind you not to take & share a screenshot?

'cos, I mean…
a man is standing in front of a white board and says nobody wants it
Alt: a man is standing in front of a white board and says nobody wants it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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I, for one, welcome our new hotdish overlords.
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Been a while since I've been to a car show, but one of my favs.
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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The average American cannot imagine life getting worse and that lack of imagination has really bit us in the ass.
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Toss up between Fire Pit and The Grille for me.

Both late night haunts that I would hit up regularly after closing at Wendy's with co-workers, and later on just with friends when we needed late night eats.

Fire PIt had killer onion rings and cheap steak sandwiches.

Grille was a decent diner.
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I really should find a way to drag more people into D4 with me.
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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how to find your hiding cat
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Made chili for a chilly day and don't regret it one bit.
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Hey I'm still looking for work! Consulting, Fulltime, Part-time, you name it! I can be Full Remote any time zone (my sleep pattern is very flexible). Or RTO/Hybrid anywhere in the greater Seattle/Bellvue/Renton/Redmond etc area! Feel free to pm me!
Starting this up again! Hi I'm Michelle Flamm Im a Senior Systems Designer and worked on Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, Weird West and so much more! Currently I'm looking for work, please feel free to DM me leads etc!
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
Hoping that @molly.wiki can help explain.
Wikimedia Foundation announces new AI partnerships with Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, Perplexity and others
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM