Jessica (Vittoriya)
@chefjessica.bsky.social
I get to hang out with James Beard winners, fishmongers, chocolatiers, & new food-inventors • Eat great food with fascinating people • Le Cordon Bleu #chef, formerly solo'd 20-man #Warcraft bosses for fun • #PNW & #cat pics
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I got my tax refund so I splurged on $2 of plushies that will go great in the claw machine I'm working on in my arcade 🤷🏼♀️
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I got my tax refund so I splurged on $2 of plushies that will go great in the claw machine I'm working on in my arcade 🤷🏼♀️
roses are red
violets are blue
don't snort cocaine
off of the loo
violets are blue
don't snort cocaine
off of the loo
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
don't snort cocaine
off of the loo
violets are blue
don't snort cocaine
off of the loo
can we make like a new pulitzer just for social media comments
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
can we make like a new pulitzer just for social media comments
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And in the continuing saga of "Charles Darwin speaks directly to my soul on his bad days" I present to you these excerpts from actual letters he actually wrote to actual people, please enjoy:)
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
And in the continuing saga of "Charles Darwin speaks directly to my soul on his bad days" I present to you these excerpts from actual letters he actually wrote to actual people, please enjoy:)
Reposted by Jessica (Vittoriya)
Friday the 13th is the best because terrible things are still happening but for 24 hours there's a neato spooky reason
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Friday the 13th is the best because terrible things are still happening but for 24 hours there's a neato spooky reason
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How Collecting Moths in Harandar Rewards Mounts, Transmog and Decor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rQb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rQb...
How Collecting Moths in Harandar Rewards Mounts, Transmog and Decor
YouTube video by MrGM
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 AM
How Collecting Moths in Harandar Rewards Mounts, Transmog and Decor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rQb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rQb...
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UMBRIC, NOT EVEN YOU CAN RESIST THE VOID’S WHISPERS.
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
UMBRIC, NOT EVEN YOU CAN RESIST THE VOID’S WHISPERS.
guess who just went outside for a whole 30 seconds & didn't even hiss at anyone?
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
guess who just went outside for a whole 30 seconds & didn't even hiss at anyone?
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
1 million people in Seattle streets yesterday
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
1 million people in Seattle streets yesterday
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
my phone's almost dead
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
my phone's almost dead
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
it's sunny but cold 🥶
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it's sunny but cold 🥶
it's made by assholes & they designed the logos in their own image
Why do nearly all AI company logos look like buttholes?
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
it's made by assholes & they designed the logos in their own image
so uhh
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
so uhh
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
I'm trying to go to sleep early so I can get up at 5am & head into town to get a spot for the Seahawks parade
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I'm trying to go to sleep early so I can get up at 5am & head into town to get a spot for the Seahawks parade
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
boxed mac n cheese with ground beef, feta, jalapeño, bacon, lemon juice, & some caesar dressing
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
boxed mac n cheese with ground beef, feta, jalapeño, bacon, lemon juice, & some caesar dressing
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
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‘Tödlein’, Death as an archer.
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
‘Tödlein’, Death as an archer.
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
I know I'm breaking the meme but... the DOJ website just requires you to click a button to say you're over 18 to view the entirety of the released Epstein files. That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
Age verification?
I lived in a world without home computers…
I lived in a world without home computers…
Age Verification?
Do you KNOW how many pogs I had?
Do you KNOW how many pogs I had?
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I know I'm breaking the meme but... the DOJ website just requires you to click a button to say you're over 18 to view the entirety of the released Epstein files. That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
he's being very supportive while I explode racist heads in the group chat
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
he's being very supportive while I explode racist heads in the group chat
my mom speaks Spanish (& several other languages) fluently
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
my mom speaks Spanish (& several other languages) fluently
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
Reposted by Jessica (Vittoriya)
BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.