Jessica (Vittoriya)
@chefjessica.bsky.social
I get to hang out with James Beard winners, fishmongers, chocolatiers, & new food-inventors • Eat great food with fascinating people • Le Cordon Bleu #chef, formerly solo'd 20-man #Warcraft bosses for fun • #PNW & #cat pics
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
guess who just went outside for a whole 30 seconds & didn't even hiss at anyone?
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
guess who just went outside for a whole 30 seconds & didn't even hiss at anyone?
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
(...me, yes...but also my son...who is now passed out)
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
1 million people in Seattle streets yesterday
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
1 million people in Seattle streets yesterday
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
0 arrests
0 violence
0 property damage
just vibes
my phone's almost dead
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
my phone's almost dead
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
I'm on the light rail home
I'm so tired
it was so worth it
GO HAWKS 💙💚
it's sunny but cold 🥶
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it's sunny but cold 🥶
it's made by assholes & they designed the logos in their own image
Why do nearly all AI company logos look like buttholes?
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
it's made by assholes & they designed the logos in their own image
so uhh
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
so uhh
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
the friend who is visiting Seattle rn with her musical?
they're supposed to hit El Paso next in a couple days 😬
I'm trying to go to sleep early so I can get up at 5am & head into town to get a spot for the Seahawks parade
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
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February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I'm trying to go to sleep early so I can get up at 5am & head into town to get a spot for the Seahawks parade
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
but I'm like a kid on Christmas eve & can't sleep because I'm too excited lol
boxed mac n cheese with ground beef, feta, jalapeño, bacon, lemon juice, & some caesar dressing
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
boxed mac n cheese with ground beef, feta, jalapeño, bacon, lemon juice, & some caesar dressing
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
idk just throwing stuff together but it's good
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‘Tödlein’, Death as an archer.
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
‘Tödlein’, Death as an archer.
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
I know I'm breaking the meme but... the DOJ website just requires you to click a button to say you're over 18 to view the entirety of the released Epstein files. That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
Age verification?
I lived in a world without home computers…
I lived in a world without home computers…
Age Verification?
Do you KNOW how many pogs I had?
Do you KNOW how many pogs I had?
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I know I'm breaking the meme but... the DOJ website just requires you to click a button to say you're over 18 to view the entirety of the released Epstein files. That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
he's being very supportive while I explode racist heads in the group chat
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
he's being very supportive while I explode racist heads in the group chat
my mom speaks Spanish (& several other languages) fluently
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
my mom speaks Spanish (& several other languages) fluently
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
she's currently losing it at her Trumper sister (who I blocked 10 years ago) for posting lyrics that weren't even in Bad Bunny's show & saying they're explicit
I said "yeah he's so terrible. So much worse than RAPING CHILDREN"
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BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BEEP BEEP THE HAWKS ARE BACK IN SEATTLE. And so are 750,000 of your closest friends, all coming to Seattle to celebrate our SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
So if you're heading to Seattle tomorrow, take whatever ferry, bus, train, or spinning teacup is closest to you. Please.
the president & his friends RAPE. CHILDREN.
Bad Bunny said "God Bless America"
burn the GOP to the ground
Bad Bunny said "God Bless America"
burn the GOP to the ground
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
the president & his friends RAPE. CHILDREN.
Bad Bunny said "God Bless America"
burn the GOP to the ground
Bad Bunny said "God Bless America"
burn the GOP to the ground
the cops told me not to go to work tomorrow 🎉🥳
The Seattle Police Department has issued an assignment for all fans to attend the Seahawks victory parade — along with a signed letter excusing their absence.
Seattle police 'draft' all fans to attend Seahawks parade
www.seattletimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
the cops told me not to go to work tomorrow 🎉🥳
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I knew I should’ve invested in pearls before that halftime show that’s on me tho
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I knew I should’ve invested in pearls before that halftime show that’s on me tho
I got a text last night asking if I'd work on Wednesday "in case the crowds from the parade come to Market"
Lol fuck no.
I'm gonna be in that crowd celebrating my Seahawks.
Lol fuck no.
I'm gonna be in that crowd celebrating my Seahawks.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I got a text last night asking if I'd work on Wednesday "in case the crowds from the parade come to Market"
Lol fuck no.
I'm gonna be in that crowd celebrating my Seahawks.
Lol fuck no.
I'm gonna be in that crowd celebrating my Seahawks.
good grief I did several 15% slope streets & a ton of stairs, sat for dinner, did an 18% slope...then sat on the train &...my legs did not want to cooperate after that
"every day is leg day in Seattle"
"every day is leg day in Seattle"
a giraffe is running in the grass with the words `` me right now after leg day '' written on it .
ALT: a giraffe is running in the grass with the words `` me right now after leg day '' written on it .
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February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
good grief I did several 15% slope streets & a ton of stairs, sat for dinner, did an 18% slope...then sat on the train &...my legs did not want to cooperate after that
"every day is leg day in Seattle"
"every day is leg day in Seattle"