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clowheee.bsky.social
Chloe.
@clowheee.bsky.social
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Writer + gold-star gallery wanderer. I walk through dreams | thelastsliceofstrudel on substack ✨
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clowheee.bsky.social
Forcing my family to watch Bridget Jones 4, a triumph of the 2025 cinematic canon ✨
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
Galaxy Quest director Dean Parisot recalled a time Tim Allen was unsettled by a scene he was performing: I turn back, and Tim is just completely emotional; heart wrenching, actually. He says, "Yeah, I don't like these feelings I'm having, I'd like to go back to the trailer." I said, "Okay, fine." And Alan Rickman said, "Oh my god, I think he just experienced acting."
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
clowheee.bsky.social
This year’s Office Christmas Party experience can be summed up as me trying to explain astrology to a table of straight cis men.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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ayoub.bsky.social
Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:

1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims

2- see above
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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inthesedeserts.bsky.social
I think about this tweet every day
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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scriblit.bsky.social
Weeping with joy as I am given the A Lady Should Watch Her Waistline Salad instead of the pizza I ordered, because I know that no Trans girls will be allowed to run a jumble sale with the Girl Guides, and this makes my life as a woman so much better somehow
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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badsocialism.bsky.social
"House of Commons Jerk Seasoning" is 1) an extremely funny concept and more importantly 2) a sign of a complete and total victory for cultural pluralism in a way that is kind of difficult to concieve
oddthisday.bsky.social Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25d
Look, I know things aren’t great at the moment for (a) anyone, and (b) the Labour Party, but fuck me that’s bleak
Screenshot of part of Labour East email about their winter raffle: “Here is the list of the fantastic prizes you could win: A Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves signed copy of the 2025 Budget House of Commons fudge and shortbread Bottle of House of Commons champagne signed by Angela Rayner UK Parliament calendar signed by David Burton-Sampson MP Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves signed Labour Party tote bag The famous House of Commons jerk seasoning A bottle of wine signed by Keir Starmer And more!”
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
clowheee.bsky.social
Perhaps the dream is Joe Keery offering me a Bopper?
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
clowheee.bsky.social
“I love you. I’m glad I exist.”
achillesthe2nd.bsky.social Achilles Micawber @achillesthe2nd.bsky.social · 27d
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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bigdirtyfry.bsky.social
That’s a little personal but ok #SpotifyWrapped2024
Picture of Michael Fry as someone’s Mam. You spent 0 minutes listening to your mother this year. You go ahead and do what you want. You always do.
December 4, 2024 at 1:59 PM
clowheee.bsky.social
I had one song from TS on my Top Songs 2025 (25th place @ 16 plays). Despite boycotting everything about her this year, how on earth is she still allegedly my #2 artist?
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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mckelvie.bsky.social
Just so sad and angry about what's happening in the UK thanks to a small group of hateful transphobes and a much larger group of people who should do better but let the bigots walk all over them.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
Here’s Judith Butler explaining what this movement is and always was, about five years ago.
As a fascist trend, the anti-gender movement supports ever strengthening forms of authoritarianism. Its tactics encourage state powers to intervene in university programs, to censor art and television programming, to forbid trans people their legal rights, to ban LGBTQI people from public spaces, to undermine reproductive freedom and the struggle against violence directed at women, children, and LGBTQI people. It threatens violence against those, including migrants, who have become cast as demonic forces and whose suppression or expulsion promises to restore a national order under duress.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
clowheee.bsky.social
This is so incredibly sad.
ulycia.bsky.social pseudonymity enjoyer @ulycia.bsky.social · Dec 2
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
This update includes information you may find upsetting. Please take care when reading. From today, it is with a heavy heart that we announce trans girls will no longer be able to join Girlguiding. This is a decision we would have preferred not to make, and we know that this may be upsetting for members of our community. There will be no immediate changes for current young members, but more information will be shared soon. Most adult roles - including unit helpers, district helpers and administrative support - are already open to all, so we are confident that no volunteers will have to leave the organisation. Girlguiding believes strongly in inclusion, and we will continue to support young people and adults in marginalised groups. Over the next few months, we will explore opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us. We stand in solidarity with trans girls and women.
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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alexdecampi.bsky.social
The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community, by Fran Lebowitz. For World AIDS Day. 1 of 2:
1. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that when a 36-year-old writer is asked on a network news show about the Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community particularly in regard to the Well-Known Preponderance of Homosexuals in the Arts she replies that if you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture you would be pretty much left with ''Let's Make a Deal.'' The interviewer's lack of response compels her to conclude that he has no idea what she is talking about and she realizes that soon many of those who do know what she is talking about will be what is generally regarded as dead. 2. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that on New Year's Eve Day… …a 36-year-old writer takes a 31-year-old photographer to get a chest X-ray and listens to him say with what can only be described as a certain guarded hope, ''Maybe I just have lung cancer.'' 3. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 36-year-old writer has a telephone conversation with a dying 41-year-old book editor whom even the most practiced verbal assassin has called the last of the Southern gentlemen and hears him say in a hoarse whisper, ''I'm sorry but I just hate old people. I look at them and think, 'Why don't you die?' '' 4. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that an aspiring little avant-garde movie director approaches a fairly famous actor in a restaurant and attempts to make social hay out of the fact that they met at Antonio's and will undoubtedly see each other at Charles's and Antonio's and Charles's are not parties and Antonio's and Charles's are not bars and Antonio's and Charles's are not summer houses in chic Tuscan towns - Antonio's and Charles's are funerals. 5. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 36-year-old writer is on the telephone with a 38-year-old art director making arrangements to go together the following morning to the funeral of a 27-year-old architect and the art director says to the writer, ''If you get there first sit near the front where we usually sit and save me the seat on the aisle.'' 6. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 24-year-old ballet dancer is in the hospital for 10 days following an emergency appendectomy and nobody goes to visit him because everyone is really busy and after all he's not dying or anything. 7. The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community is that a 36-year-old writer takes time out at a memorial service for the world's pre-eminent makeup artist and a man worth any number of interesting new painters to get angry because the makeup artist's best friend and eulogist uses a story that she has for years been hoarding for her book which she can't write anymore anyway unless she writes it as a historical novel because it's about a world that in the last few years has disappeared almost entirely.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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athenakugblenu.bsky.social
Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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greenparty.org.uk
Hope is here.

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November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
clowheee.bsky.social
A charity mugger thought I was a decade younger than I am, and I’ve chosen to feel hurt about this because it appears to confirm my fear that I have both the face and build of a Cabbage Patch Kid.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
clowheee.bsky.social
If an afterlife exists, I hope Austen and the Brontës are delighting in their film adaptations ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
I hope they let Bolsonaro keep up with his favorite hobby* while he’s in prison

*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social
Pioneering Swiss avant-garde artist Sophie Taeuber-Arp, Composition with slopes and small transparent circle, 1916-18 #WomensArt
Abstract painting with triangular and rectangular forms in orange, red and black and a single white ciircle, all resembling a landscape with sun or moon
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
clowheee.bsky.social
Alexandra Burke’s Bad Boys shuffling to Rachel Stevens’ Some Girls?! Poetic + transcendent, I think.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
People are ready to make hope normal again.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

(Source: Evening Standard from YouGov Data)
One in five voters see green party leader Zack Polanski favourably, three points since mid October.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
clowheee.bsky.social
DT lit up around Zohran because narcissists absorb pure energy in an attempt to fill the insatiable crevasse in their bitter old hearts, hope this helps!
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
clowheee.bsky.social
It’s 4.08am and I can’t sleep because I’m currently sobbing over the 52-hertz whale. (Again).
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM