Johannis
@clogwog.bsky.social
Son of Dutch immigrants. Love football (soccer, Man City, Ajax and WSW), my beautiful partner and our dog. Great at singing off key in the car. On Darug land. Please, for the love of dog, no DMs. I will not answer them.
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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Albo will spend the next week defending this and ever-more closely tying his own reputation to it. To understand why he would do so, remember that he always - always - chooses the line of least resistance as he perceives it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Albo will spend the next week defending this and ever-more closely tying his own reputation to it. To understand why he would do so, remember that he always - always - chooses the line of least resistance as he perceives it.
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A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
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We see you Minnesota 👏🏽
January 23, 2026 at 11:04 PM
We see you Minnesota 👏🏽
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It's incredible the inability of these people not to view everything through the lens of content. Their souls are rotted out.
She just saw her wife murdered, the last thing she's thinking is "let me run to X, the CSAM app" to post the video of it."
She just saw her wife murdered, the last thing she's thinking is "let me run to X, the CSAM app" to post the video of it."
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
It's incredible the inability of these people not to view everything through the lens of content. Their souls are rotted out.
She just saw her wife murdered, the last thing she's thinking is "let me run to X, the CSAM app" to post the video of it."
She just saw her wife murdered, the last thing she's thinking is "let me run to X, the CSAM app" to post the video of it."
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PK pulls Matt Canavan up on racist rhetoric claiming migrants create “cultural pressure”, when pressed says more migrants = more crime🤦♂️
Andrew Leigh “there is a rship b/w migration & crime, migrants on avg do less crime than native born Australians”💥💯
Canavan = Racist🙄 #Abc
Andrew Leigh “there is a rship b/w migration & crime, migrants on avg do less crime than native born Australians”💥💯
Canavan = Racist🙄 #Abc
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
PK pulls Matt Canavan up on racist rhetoric claiming migrants create “cultural pressure”, when pressed says more migrants = more crime🤦♂️
Andrew Leigh “there is a rship b/w migration & crime, migrants on avg do less crime than native born Australians”💥💯
Canavan = Racist🙄 #Abc
Andrew Leigh “there is a rship b/w migration & crime, migrants on avg do less crime than native born Australians”💥💯
Canavan = Racist🙄 #Abc
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people have a hard time conceptualizing storage sizes, guide for less technical people:
1 kb = plain text files about your thoughts and feelings about how awesome ducks are
1 mb = store one smartphone photo of a duck
1 gb = around a thousandish photos of ducks
1 tb = about one week of my duck photos
1 kb = plain text files about your thoughts and feelings about how awesome ducks are
1 mb = store one smartphone photo of a duck
1 gb = around a thousandish photos of ducks
1 tb = about one week of my duck photos
September 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
people have a hard time conceptualizing storage sizes, guide for less technical people:
1 kb = plain text files about your thoughts and feelings about how awesome ducks are
1 mb = store one smartphone photo of a duck
1 gb = around a thousandish photos of ducks
1 tb = about one week of my duck photos
1 kb = plain text files about your thoughts and feelings about how awesome ducks are
1 mb = store one smartphone photo of a duck
1 gb = around a thousandish photos of ducks
1 tb = about one week of my duck photos
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91 millionaires paid no tax in 2022-23.
June 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
91 millionaires paid no tax in 2022-23.
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
You know that the King's birthday honours are a joke when Scott Morrison gets a gong for fucking up the covid response. Pathetic.
June 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
You know that the King's birthday honours are a joke when Scott Morrison gets a gong for fucking up the covid response. Pathetic.
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If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
May 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
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Trip to Rome.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
May 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Trip to Rome.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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April 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Exclusive Brethren don’t vote but are secretly campaigning for the Coalition
A separatist Christian sect which tells its members to hate the world and which objects to voting is campaigning for the Liberal and National parties ahead of Saturday’s federal election.
Thread .. 🧵
#auspol
A separatist Christian sect which tells its members to hate the world and which objects to voting is campaigning for the Liberal and National parties ahead of Saturday’s federal election.
Thread .. 🧵
#auspol
Exclusive Brethren are secretly campaigning for Coalition
The Plymouth Brethren Christian Church don’t vote but are sending hundreds of their people to hand out how-to-vote cards.
www.theage.com.au
April 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Exclusive Brethren don’t vote but are secretly campaigning for the Coalition
A separatist Christian sect which tells its members to hate the world and which objects to voting is campaigning for the Liberal and National parties ahead of Saturday’s federal election.
Thread .. 🧵
#auspol
A separatist Christian sect which tells its members to hate the world and which objects to voting is campaigning for the Liberal and National parties ahead of Saturday’s federal election.
Thread .. 🧵
#auspol
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Nice parallel with SINNERS.
April 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nice parallel with SINNERS.
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Who did this? 😂
April 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Who did this? 😂
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Note to Gina Rinehart.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
April 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Note to Gina Rinehart.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
Stand for office in a free and fair election.
See how you get on.
Otherwise, STFU.
So Falinski lost his seat to Dr Sophie Scamps and this is the LNP's candidate for the seat of Mackellar. Good to see that they're into diversity.
April 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
So Falinski lost his seat to Dr Sophie Scamps and this is the LNP's candidate for the seat of Mackellar. Good to see that they're into diversity.
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Holy Shit - we are in 2025 and the Liberal leader STILL can't say the worsening weather we are seeing is because of climate change. "I am not a scientist"
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Holy Shit - we are in 2025 and the Liberal leader STILL can't say the worsening weather we are seeing is because of climate change. "I am not a scientist"
Fuck me.
Fuck me.