Clod Emperor of Dune
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Why did they do the photoshoot in front of the DVD cover of Blue Velvet?
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why did they do the photoshoot in front of the DVD cover of Blue Velvet?
Haven't seen Cape Feare on anyone's lists going around, and that's a shame because it might be the most joke-dense episode of the show IMHO
1. Cape Feare
2. You Only Move Twice
3. Mr. Plow
4. Homer at the Bat
5. Homer's Phobia
1. Cape Feare
2. You Only Move Twice
3. Mr. Plow
4. Homer at the Bat
5. Homer's Phobia
If I had to pick Best 5 I’d go:
1. Bart’s Comet
2. Who Shot Mr Burns Pt 1
3. Homie the Clown
4. Marge vs the Monorail
5. Lemon of Troy
Not necessarily my favorite 5 episodes, but probably the best in terms of joke density, animation quality, and story.
1. Bart’s Comet
2. Who Shot Mr Burns Pt 1
3. Homie the Clown
4. Marge vs the Monorail
5. Lemon of Troy
Not necessarily my favorite 5 episodes, but probably the best in terms of joke density, animation quality, and story.
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Haven't seen Cape Feare on anyone's lists going around, and that's a shame because it might be the most joke-dense episode of the show IMHO
1. Cape Feare
2. You Only Move Twice
3. Mr. Plow
4. Homer at the Bat
5. Homer's Phobia
1. Cape Feare
2. You Only Move Twice
3. Mr. Plow
4. Homer at the Bat
5. Homer's Phobia
Actually one King, as a treat.
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Actually one King, as a treat.
The real reason autism rates have increased is the diminished importance of trains (especially steam locomotives) in modern society. 100 years ago if you were autistic, you could just go become an engineer or brakeman, but no such luck today.
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The real reason autism rates have increased is the diminished importance of trains (especially steam locomotives) in modern society. 100 years ago if you were autistic, you could just go become an engineer or brakeman, but no such luck today.
I'd like to take some time to think about Kirk for a moment.
Alejandro Kirk, that's right, I'm talking about the all-star Toronto Blue Jays starting catcher, what an on-base machine, let's go Jays
Alejandro Kirk, that's right, I'm talking about the all-star Toronto Blue Jays starting catcher, what an on-base machine, let's go Jays
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'd like to take some time to think about Kirk for a moment.
Alejandro Kirk, that's right, I'm talking about the all-star Toronto Blue Jays starting catcher, what an on-base machine, let's go Jays
Alejandro Kirk, that's right, I'm talking about the all-star Toronto Blue Jays starting catcher, what an on-base machine, let's go Jays
at this point, we're gonna manifest It Happening
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
at this point, we're gonna manifest It Happening
A lot of discussion about High and Low lately, but not enough about how it has the coolest shot in 100+ years of cinema
August 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A lot of discussion about High and Low lately, but not enough about how it has the coolest shot in 100+ years of cinema
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big doinks in squamish
July 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
big doinks in squamish
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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also, maybe we could let men grow out their chest hair again
July 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
also, maybe we could let men grow out their chest hair again
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
repost to receive his blessing
Vance Boelter is not a real person, he is the lyrics of a Warren Zevon song, brought to life.
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Vance Boelter is not a real person, he is the lyrics of a Warren Zevon song, brought to life.
Just had a thought: the 2nd US Civil War might actually legitimately get fought over state's rights this time.
June 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just had a thought: the 2nd US Civil War might actually legitimately get fought over state's rights this time.
Real Adam Curtis hours
June 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Real Adam Curtis hours
Bruce Springsteen has been arrested on domestic terrorism charges, after someone blew up the chicken man in Philly last night.
May 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bruce Springsteen has been arrested on domestic terrorism charges, after someone blew up the chicken man in Philly last night.
With the death of Joe Don Baker, it is once again time to shine a light on Edge of Darkness, one of the finest TV miniseries ever made, where JDB and Bob Peck are both stellar.
May 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
With the death of Joe Don Baker, it is once again time to shine a light on Edge of Darkness, one of the finest TV miniseries ever made, where JDB and Bob Peck are both stellar.
RIP Joe Don Baker, an actor who looked like he drank 15 beers a day, coached football, and was gonna die of a heart attack in his 30s.
No one will play "obnoxious American CIA agent" better
No one will play "obnoxious American CIA agent" better
May 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
RIP Joe Don Baker, an actor who looked like he drank 15 beers a day, coached football, and was gonna die of a heart attack in his 30s.
No one will play "obnoxious American CIA agent" better
No one will play "obnoxious American CIA agent" better
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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the two modes of media consumption i’m stuck between are Maybe I Want To Watch A Movie That Profoundly Reshapes My View of Life and The World vs maybe i wanna watch a guy crush a rock with a bigger rock on youtube
April 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the two modes of media consumption i’m stuck between are Maybe I Want To Watch A Movie That Profoundly Reshapes My View of Life and The World vs maybe i wanna watch a guy crush a rock with a bigger rock on youtube
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In 2017 I got over meningitis by listening to Bjork while I got stoned and walked in the woods.
Sarah Polley is pretty cool too, although her work did not specifically help me get over meningitis
Sarah Polley is pretty cool too, although her work did not specifically help me get over meningitis
Who are your favorite women creatives (writers, artists, etc.)?
Happy Women GIF
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March 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
In 2017 I got over meningitis by listening to Bjork while I got stoned and walked in the woods.
Sarah Polley is pretty cool too, although her work did not specifically help me get over meningitis
Sarah Polley is pretty cool too, although her work did not specifically help me get over meningitis
This season, instead of booing the US anthem at Blue Jays games, Jays fans should leave their hats on, but in rallycap mode - to show disrespect, but also that we kind of hope they get their shit together.
March 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This season, instead of booing the US anthem at Blue Jays games, Jays fans should leave their hats on, but in rallycap mode - to show disrespect, but also that we kind of hope they get their shit together.
I believe Kanye was trying to warn us about this horrible timeline with the Taylor Swift VMA thing way back when (he was right about the Beyonce video!) but because we ignored him, he was driven mad by the cursed knowledge of our future hellscape.
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I believe Kanye was trying to warn us about this horrible timeline with the Taylor Swift VMA thing way back when (he was right about the Beyonce video!) but because we ignored him, he was driven mad by the cursed knowledge of our future hellscape.