Clod Emperor of Dune
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Tweets about the important B's: birds, bjork, board games, baseball and bfilm
The guy Bobby killed in FWWM? Actually a bear in a man costume.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The guy Bobby killed in FWWM? Actually a bear in a man costume.
Okay but dyk that Janette Goldstein now has a bra company for large-busted women, and their slogan is "The alphabet begins with D"
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay but dyk that Janette Goldstein now has a bra company for large-busted women, and their slogan is "The alphabet begins with D"
The Toronto Phillies of Cleveland
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Toronto Phillies of Cleveland
Okay but are we going to ignore that Tintin was standing beside him??
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Okay but are we going to ignore that Tintin was standing beside him??
Limited to 60 electronic messages per month? Retvrn?
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Limited to 60 electronic messages per month? Retvrn?
Maybe progress in the US will only happen once we have the technology to beam Howard Zinn into 350 million people's brains simultaneously
October 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Maybe progress in the US will only happen once we have the technology to beam Howard Zinn into 350 million people's brains simultaneously
Worth it tbh
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Worth it tbh
I have smoked
the weed
that was on
Rhi Rhi's garment
and which
She was probably
saving
for later
Forgive me
it was loud
so heady
and so dank
the weed
that was on
Rhi Rhi's garment
and which
She was probably
saving
for later
Forgive me
it was loud
so heady
and so dank
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I have smoked
the weed
that was on
Rhi Rhi's garment
and which
She was probably
saving
for later
Forgive me
it was loud
so heady
and so dank
the weed
that was on
Rhi Rhi's garment
and which
She was probably
saving
for later
Forgive me
it was loud
so heady
and so dank
*after Nuremberg Trials II are held there
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*after Nuremberg Trials II are held there
Ligma beans
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ligma beans
Ichiro right once again
September 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ichiro right once again
Someone has got to slap the 2 hour, 45 minute film out of Ridley Scott
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Someone has got to slap the 2 hour, 45 minute film out of Ridley Scott
Agreed about Beyond. I think maybe the most frustrating thing to me is that JJs Trek movies would have been a blast if they had been original sci-fi, with the same cast and plot, but every 2 minutes he has to go Glup Shitto mode
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Agreed about Beyond. I think maybe the most frustrating thing to me is that JJs Trek movies would have been a blast if they had been original sci-fi, with the same cast and plot, but every 2 minutes he has to go Glup Shitto mode
Rewatched the Abrams Trek films recently after loving them as a teen - The cast is great, but it feels like the worst of Hollywood/Disney's nostalgia-based legacy media tripe content started with 2009 Trek, and somehow JJ was allowed to make two beloved series into referential wank-fests
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Rewatched the Abrams Trek films recently after loving them as a teen - The cast is great, but it feels like the worst of Hollywood/Disney's nostalgia-based legacy media tripe content started with 2009 Trek, and somehow JJ was allowed to make two beloved series into referential wank-fests
Creating a streaming app just for baseball called "Boog"
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Creating a streaming app just for baseball called "Boog"
Does MLB even realize the untapped potential in the Samoan community???
September 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Does MLB even realize the untapped potential in the Samoan community???
I think all the time about Elon's "bullied so bad he was hospitalized" backstory, and how he actually made fun of a classmate whose mother had just committed suicide, so the classmate threw Elon down a flight of stairs, and his dad effectively just said "well what do you expect"
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think all the time about Elon's "bullied so bad he was hospitalized" backstory, and how he actually made fun of a classmate whose mother had just committed suicide, so the classmate threw Elon down a flight of stairs, and his dad effectively just said "well what do you expect"
How can you not be romantic about baseball
September 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How can you not be romantic about baseball
The people cry out for a Porco Rosso seaplane pilot ttrpg
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The people cry out for a Porco Rosso seaplane pilot ttrpg
