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Non-binary nerd, broodmother of a single broodling, polyamorous bisexual stereotype, petter of cats, ADHD disaster, D&D enthusiast
Non-binary nerd, broodmother of a single broodling, polyamorous bisexual stereotype, petter of cats, ADHD disaster, D&D enthusiast
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I am the Cult Classic genre of people.
Oh there's a guy who smiles all the time but is deeply menacing and capable of incredible violence? Say less, I'm in.
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh there's a guy who smiles all the time but is deeply menacing and capable of incredible violence? Say less, I'm in.
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"Thagomizer" in Japanese is, in fact, サゴマイザー/sagomaizaa, and you can imagine my delight when it dawned on me what the katakana I was reading represented.
Come to think of it, Johnny, what's the Thagomizer called in Japanese?
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"Thagomizer" in Japanese is, in fact, サゴマイザー/sagomaizaa, and you can imagine my delight when it dawned on me what the katakana I was reading represented.
Just got a surprise extra $840 charge added to my surgery in 2 weeks (fat tax....) I am glad I have a savings buffer, but yikes.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just got a surprise extra $840 charge added to my surgery in 2 weeks (fat tax....) I am glad I have a savings buffer, but yikes.
To the surprise of literally no one, @arrogantworms.bsky.social are my top artist of 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
To the surprise of literally no one, @arrogantworms.bsky.social are my top artist of 2025.
Every theatre kid has those dream roles that they would love to play someday.
Mine are the MC (Cabaret) and Shrek (Shrek the Musical)
And I feel like this tells you more or less everything you need to know about me as a person.
Mine are the MC (Cabaret) and Shrek (Shrek the Musical)
And I feel like this tells you more or less everything you need to know about me as a person.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every theatre kid has those dream roles that they would love to play someday.
Mine are the MC (Cabaret) and Shrek (Shrek the Musical)
And I feel like this tells you more or less everything you need to know about me as a person.
Mine are the MC (Cabaret) and Shrek (Shrek the Musical)
And I feel like this tells you more or less everything you need to know about me as a person.
I particularly love those memes that I don't understand a latch onto for a reason that was not intended.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I particularly love those memes that I don't understand a latch onto for a reason that was not intended.
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*ahem*
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
*ahem*
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
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Anyway, grieving is not linear and sometimes you get blindsided.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Anyway, grieving is not linear and sometimes you get blindsided.
Me adding dead people to my close contacts on Instagram because just because they're dead doesn't mean I can't pretend that they would watch my kiddo jump on a trampoline to Sandstorm. 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Me adding dead people to my close contacts on Instagram because just because they're dead doesn't mean I can't pretend that they would watch my kiddo jump on a trampoline to Sandstorm. 🥲
Birthday gift from work: fire drill
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Birthday gift from work: fire drill
Taking psychic damage (positive, affectionate) from Sesame Street for a second time tonight. My kiddo is seeing families like hers on TV and it's hitting me square in the feelings. youtu.be/Cts5Gfl4Xlk?...
Sesame Street: Love Makes a Family Song | Pride Month Song for Kids
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Taking psychic damage (positive, affectionate) from Sesame Street for a second time tonight. My kiddo is seeing families like hers on TV and it's hitting me square in the feelings. youtu.be/Cts5Gfl4Xlk?...
Not me getting tearful at the sign language alphabet episode of Sesame Street.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not me getting tearful at the sign language alphabet episode of Sesame Street.
I have my pre-surgery intake phone appointment tomorrow! This is getting more, and more real 😳💜😭
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I have my pre-surgery intake phone appointment tomorrow! This is getting more, and more real 😳💜😭
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
Aubrey Plaza as Miss Noodle in Elmo's World???? Thank you for this gift Sesame Street.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Aubrey Plaza as Miss Noodle in Elmo's World???? Thank you for this gift Sesame Street.
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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This is my favorite peice of marketing. 😂
You can all thank Skye and Sam
You can all thank Skye and Sam
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is my favorite peice of marketing. 😂
You can all thank Skye and Sam
You can all thank Skye and Sam
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Columbo season 4 "Negative Response"
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Columbo season 4 "Negative Response"
This whole experience has changed me. For the worse. I miss the me from before, as I always have.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This whole experience has changed me. For the worse. I miss the me from before, as I always have.
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On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honour the people lost to anti-trans violence and join in solidarity with trans, non-binary, Two-Spirit and gender-diverse people everywhere. Together, we reject hate and work for a future where everyone can live as who they are.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honour the people lost to anti-trans violence and join in solidarity with trans, non-binary, Two-Spirit and gender-diverse people everywhere. Together, we reject hate and work for a future where everyone can live as who they are.
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Maybe bluey can teach him the power of not being a stupid bitch 😔🫶
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Maybe bluey can teach him the power of not being a stupid bitch 😔🫶
The only benefit of my child waking up at 4am (and me getting have a fun day on somewhere between 3 and 4 hours of sleep, wooooooo) is that i did get to watch the HH s2 finale on wifi. And, no spoilers but! Wow!
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The only benefit of my child waking up at 4am (and me getting have a fun day on somewhere between 3 and 4 hours of sleep, wooooooo) is that i did get to watch the HH s2 finale on wifi. And, no spoilers but! Wow!
I am putting on my bad parent hat to say this.
Adding a trampoline to a tantrum does make it kind of hilarious.
Ok, taking the hat off so I can go try and help my kiddo regulate. Poor bean is so sleepy.
Adding a trampoline to a tantrum does make it kind of hilarious.
Ok, taking the hat off so I can go try and help my kiddo regulate. Poor bean is so sleepy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I am putting on my bad parent hat to say this.
Adding a trampoline to a tantrum does make it kind of hilarious.
Ok, taking the hat off so I can go try and help my kiddo regulate. Poor bean is so sleepy.
Adding a trampoline to a tantrum does make it kind of hilarious.
Ok, taking the hat off so I can go try and help my kiddo regulate. Poor bean is so sleepy.
Spent some of my sick day watching #HazbinHotelonBroadway and it was delightful. Also I recognized a shocking amount of cosplayers from video shorts on various social media. An excellent way to recover from The Ailment.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Spent some of my sick day watching #HazbinHotelonBroadway and it was delightful. Also I recognized a shocking amount of cosplayers from video shorts on various social media. An excellent way to recover from The Ailment.