Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition
@clockework.bsky.social
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Non-binary nerd, broodmother of a single broodling, polyamorous bisexual stereotype, petter of cats, ADHD disaster, D&D enthusiast
Non-binary nerd, broodmother of a single broodling, polyamorous bisexual stereotype, petter of cats, ADHD disaster, D&D enthusiast
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I am the Cult Classic genre of people.
I watched all of Heated Rivals (because of course I did) and it was good.
It is also 100% the kind of thing I would have accidentally watched with my parents if it had come put in 2009.
It is also 100% the kind of thing I would have accidentally watched with my parents if it had come put in 2009.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I watched all of Heated Rivals (because of course I did) and it was good.
It is also 100% the kind of thing I would have accidentally watched with my parents if it had come put in 2009.
It is also 100% the kind of thing I would have accidentally watched with my parents if it had come put in 2009.
I had the idea to marinate my meat in coconut cream for the day before pan frying it in butter and then putting it into a spicy butter chicken sauce and just let me say, YUM. This was a good choice.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I had the idea to marinate my meat in coconut cream for the day before pan frying it in butter and then putting it into a spicy butter chicken sauce and just let me say, YUM. This was a good choice.
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"I used AI to-" Then you aren't an artist.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.
June 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't an artist.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a writer.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a coder.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a game dev.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a poet.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a filmmaker.
"I used AI to-" Then you aren't a teacher.
While we're talking about characters I instantly clicked as queer with ni back up evidence I can find, but my heart says yes (I am always talking about this) : Zeke and Jimmy Jr from Bob's Burgers. My first time through my brain went "oh yeah. Queer kids who don't know it yet. Cute."
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
While we're talking about characters I instantly clicked as queer with ni back up evidence I can find, but my heart says yes (I am always talking about this) : Zeke and Jimmy Jr from Bob's Burgers. My first time through my brain went "oh yeah. Queer kids who don't know it yet. Cute."
Want to cuddle, but too itchy from healing. Is there any cactus type people who want to snuggle a femboy dressed as pajama casual Guy Fieri?
January 8, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Want to cuddle, but too itchy from healing. Is there any cactus type people who want to snuggle a femboy dressed as pajama casual Guy Fieri?
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]"
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]"
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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now more than ever:
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
now more than ever:
Celebrating Flat Fuck Forever, lads 💜
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Celebrating Flat Fuck Forever, lads 💜
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The Wolf #Supermoon tonight with a few clouds. Thought you all might enjoy this view through my telescope. #astrophotography
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The Wolf #Supermoon tonight with a few clouds. Thought you all might enjoy this view through my telescope. #astrophotography
I am rewatching Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves for the first time since I was a teen.
When I first watched it at 13, I instantly clocked Will Scarlett as queer. There is zero evidence that I can think of to back this up, but I am still 1000% convinced 24 years later that I'm right.
When I first watched it at 13, I instantly clocked Will Scarlett as queer. There is zero evidence that I can think of to back this up, but I am still 1000% convinced 24 years later that I'm right.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I am rewatching Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves for the first time since I was a teen.
When I first watched it at 13, I instantly clocked Will Scarlett as queer. There is zero evidence that I can think of to back this up, but I am still 1000% convinced 24 years later that I'm right.
When I first watched it at 13, I instantly clocked Will Scarlett as queer. There is zero evidence that I can think of to back this up, but I am still 1000% convinced 24 years later that I'm right.
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I am having a Tough Time, so yes, I am 3 episodes into the Balance campaign of the Adventure Zone.
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I am having a Tough Time, so yes, I am 3 episodes into the Balance campaign of the Adventure Zone.
I survived, still deep in the body horror portion of surgical recovery. I will like things more when they hurt less and feel less strange.
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I survived, still deep in the body horror portion of surgical recovery. I will like things more when they hurt less and feel less strange.
First post top surgery shower, I'm not terrified, you're terrified.
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
First post top surgery shower, I'm not terrified, you're terrified.
Now that I have survived top surgery, I am in desperate need of a Spirit Halloween t-shirt
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Now that I have survived top surgery, I am in desperate need of a Spirit Halloween t-shirt
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Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
Last day of having boobs and they are being very well behaved and looking pretty nice. Farewell my bodily frenemies, it's been a weird 27 years together.
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Last day of having boobs and they are being very well behaved and looking pretty nice. Farewell my bodily frenemies, it's been a weird 27 years together.
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making a gold foil postcard print :>
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
making a gold foil postcard print :>
That being said, I did make like 5 phone calls to self advocate for myself. So, way to go unmedicated me!
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That being said, I did make like 5 phone calls to self advocate for myself. So, way to go unmedicated me!