The Excelorcist
@cleverage.bsky.social
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This entire platform is compromised, so be advised and... meh, whatever.
This entire platform is compromised, so be advised and... meh, whatever.
Pinned
@bsky.app I have "180 followers" and I am able to see 83 of them. Please offer some form of an explanation here.
And to the various acronyms and shadow-orgs following me... howdy.
And to the various acronyms and shadow-orgs following me... howdy.
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The fact that he calls a poster a billboard is how I know this man has never been to a protest in his life
KARL: He was an ICU use who worked for the VA and there's no evidence he brandished the gun whatsoever
BESSENT: But he brought a gun
KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment
BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
BESSENT: But he brought a gun
KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment
BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The fact that he calls a poster a billboard is how I know this man has never been to a protest in his life
the #stopmintingveterans is the obvious option while the puzzle with all the #peace missing is the thing the family stares at during Christmas
not. all. there.
not. all. there.
Howard Buford spent the holiday season in 1944 on the front lines of one of World War II's most significant battles.
Over eight decades after the Battle of the Bulge, Buford recalls Christmas in the trenches and how it still shapes his perspective today at the age of 104.
Over eight decades after the Battle of the Bulge, Buford recalls Christmas in the trenches and how it still shapes his perspective today at the age of 104.
World War II veteran recalls Christmas at the Battle of the Bulge. At 104, he ‘enjoys life’
www.stripes.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the #stopmintingveterans is the obvious option while the puzzle with all the #peace missing is the thing the family stares at during Christmas
not. all. there.
not. all. there.
There is a veritable f-off @microsoft.com and the line items of this arguments will never find #history because @microsoft.com pays well.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There is a veritable f-off @microsoft.com and the line items of this arguments will never find #history because @microsoft.com pays well.
No. I'm fucking hilarious. The element is Hollywood (est.-ablishments) will not allow you (social-spread) to realize this because the expository factors are "rude" (dots) and STFU goyim. #obviouspatterns
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
No. I'm fucking hilarious. The element is Hollywood (est.-ablishments) will not allow you (social-spread) to realize this because the expository factors are "rude" (dots) and STFU goyim. #obviouspatterns
Nicki Minaj is peak
shapely ass
shapely ass
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Nicki Minaj is peak
shapely ass
shapely ass
no; you don't know my capabilities.
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
no; you don't know my capabilities.
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Ewwwwwwww
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ewwwwwwww
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It’s funny that Trump Derangement Syndrome doesn’t refer to the people who buy Trump’s crypto, bible, hats, flags, truck decals, t-shirts, wine, gold coins, or shop at Trump themed stores.
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It’s funny that Trump Derangement Syndrome doesn’t refer to the people who buy Trump’s crypto, bible, hats, flags, truck decals, t-shirts, wine, gold coins, or shop at Trump themed stores.
chasing tail v2
There's an audio recording of him, not an aide, asking for votes to swing a state in a Presidential election and that wasn't enough to get him locked up or even keep him from the White House
As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
chasing tail v2
"Santa Claus is cumming to town."
duh
duh
Social media users have claimed the bones of St. Nicholas — the inspiration for Santa Claus — have supposedly been leaking a "clear, water-like liquid" for 1,700 years. Here's what we know: www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
Have Santa's bones been leaking liquid for 1,700 years?
God rest ye leaky gentleman.
www.snopes.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Santa Claus is cumming to town."
duh
duh
this version of the fourth Amendment does not exist in actuality within the United States in 2025 or in my (drivers license) memory
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
this version of the fourth Amendment does not exist in actuality within the United States in 2025 or in my (drivers license) memory
the crazy people are not screaming
There's an audio recording of him, not an aide, asking for votes to swing a state in a Presidential election and that wasn't enough to get him locked up or even keep him from the White House
As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the crazy people are not screaming
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
the "milkshake toss" must be re-imagined with projectile vomit for Bari Weiss
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the "milkshake toss" must be re-imagined with projectile vomit for Bari Weiss
follow me. do it. everyone needs an #asshole or you will, over time, become full-of-shit. this is a systemic obviousness, backed by biology. you must(!) excrete the waste, the non-digestibles as some sort of go-away; yeah it sounds funny with the flatulence and all but ultimately: i do not want it!
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
follow me. do it. everyone needs an #asshole or you will, over time, become full-of-shit. this is a systemic obviousness, backed by biology. you must(!) excrete the waste, the non-digestibles as some sort of go-away; yeah it sounds funny with the flatulence and all but ultimately: i do not want it!
accurate reaction to reading this
(you must send-in the full-time branches first??)
(you must send-in the full-time branches first??)
holy shit
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
accurate reaction to reading this
(you must send-in the full-time branches first??)
(you must send-in the full-time branches first??)
There must be an assumed hedge value for Bill v Donald relative to the who-blew-who question. #bubbatrumpcard
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There must be an assumed hedge value for Bill v Donald relative to the who-blew-who question. #bubbatrumpcard
Improvisation. Adaptation. Overcoming.
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Improvisation. Adaptation. Overcoming.
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
the vast quantities of Botox injections are obviously preventing the horrific facial contortions, ticks, and pained expressions conventionally associated with lies of this magnitude
These two are on the list and in the files, clearly, right
Scarborough: "Trump is not on Epstein's list. There's nothing in there really damning about Trump or Bill Clinton. So one of the great mysteries is not what Trump's hiding, it's why if he's not in the files - which all the reporting says he's not - why is he so obsessed on blocking access to them?"
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
the vast quantities of Botox injections are obviously preventing the horrific facial contortions, ticks, and pained expressions conventionally associated with lies of this magnitude
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@snopes.com this is t-ball. mention it.
The New York Times investigated 346 people who donated at least $250,000 to Trump and found that more than half of them (197) have received pardons, jobs, government contracts, special treatment, or favors.
Hundreds of Big Post-Election Donors Have Benefited From Trump’s Return to Office
Well into his second term, the president and his allies have continued aggressively raising money. Many donors have interests before his administration, The Times found.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
@snopes.com this is t-ball. mention it.
time to begin paying close attention for any patterned blinks or winces or any other possible Morse code communications from #NPR and its writers dot dot dot
The Department of Government Efficiency effort was one of the most consequential and controversial – if not entirely successful – changes the Trump administration made in 2025. n.pr/49mmmWd
The DOGE mindset is still central to the Trump administration's agenda as 2025 ends
The Department of Government Efficiency effort was one of the most consequential and controversial – if not entirely successful – changes the Trump administration made in 2025.
n.pr
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
time to begin paying close attention for any patterned blinks or winces or any other possible Morse code communications from #NPR and its writers dot dot dot
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Hi.
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hi.