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The Excelorcist
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testing the limits of algorithmic suppression; follow me, it'll be fun.

Your MIN or MAX favorite troll and you can tell me which that is for you.
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@bsky.app I have "180 followers" and I am able to see 83 of them. Please offer some form of an explanation here.
And to the various acronyms and shadow-orgs following me... howdy.
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“Trump’s NSPM-7 represses freedom of speech & association. Investigating any organization with anti-capitalism or anti-American views is anti-American. NSPM-7 is a greater infringement on freedoms than the Patriot Act.”
-Rep. @rokhanna.bsky.social (D—California)
The Trump admin is refusing to deny that it has the authority to summarily execute people it seems ‘domestic terrorists.’

Recall that it’s definition of ‘domestic terrorist’ includes those who advocate for open borders/vs. ICE deportations, anti-capitalists, critics of America, and non-transphobes.
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I am drunk so now is a good time to "fight" me (plus-or-minus ~plus-or-minus four hours). #AncientAncientAge is a wonderful choice for such occasions as to challenge #anyone willing to debate you on #anytopic whatsoever. & #footballday too, but not that specifically. #5AMGMT go
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
At some point, it is best to realize that Trump(they) hires stupid people because...
I am antifa. Look at my bright colors and winning personality.
Trump has long obsessed over the “threat” that antifa poses to the U.S.
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
holy shit, don't let Tucker be correct before you on any topic
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The birds (and the bees) aren't real.
This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
in 2025, "crossing the Delaware" would mean disagreeing with the corporations.
If telling troops they must disobey unlawful orders is sedition, you’re gonna have to hang all the military academy instructors, boot camp drill instructors and training manual authors, along with every member of congress that authorized the UCMJ by voting yes on the most recent NDAA.
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The trials in 2030: "The disease commonly known as Silent Mouthdeath that killed 14 million Americans in the winter of 2026 is being taxonomically reclassified as Poliovid.

Secretary Kennedy was first made aware of Poliovid at the ribbon cutting ceremony for Arby's Beef Tallow Onion Rings in 2025."
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Last Action Hero" is basically my approach to social media in the delusionary invincible sense but in the reality sense that "I can totally die" and I would really appreciate it if @schwarzenegger.bsky.social would give me a nod approval before or after I die.
Free: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJaI...
Last Action Hero
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Imagine if #Moses turned around to look at his followers and could only see about 35% of them. @bsky.app is a speech impediment.
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
#fightme but I am a weak ass bitch in matters of physical confrontation so let's keep it civil.
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The police and @interpol.int do not mess with art crime because it's all a frame job on some level.
#moneylaundering is a wash ingtonD.C. thing.
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Mockler: First of all, it's not Hegseth derangement syndrome to say that a former Fox News host shouldn't be leading the most powerful military in the world…
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
comedy wins but not because it gets the last laugh
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
just consider the amount of resources devoted to keeping me at "187 followers".
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
How TF does the literal definition of the word #constitution fail to stand-up to Donald Trump? Honestly now, please explain on some level of satisfaction.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The first step in problem solving is admitting there is a problem.
"This guy is funny."
Admit it.
We can move on from there.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
FIFA is concerned with net income
LMAO FIFA created a bullshit "Peace Prize" and just awarded it to Trump because Nobel wouldn’t give him the real one
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don't call it #moonshine, I'm walking on sunshine.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
@nytimes.com "The New York Times New Roman" is a criminal font.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@washingtonpost.com "The Washington Postcolonialism" is ironically free for the taking.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
for paranoid people, (part of) the point in doing hallucinogenic drugs is to prepare yourself for the inevitability of being drugged.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
honesty has no role in finance
If you're going to argue with a friend about whether there's a stock bubble, you might as well come armed with the facts
If a Bull and a Bear Texted, Here’s How Their Convo Would Look
Talking about stock bubbles has never been so easy.
bloom.bg
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM