CLAYMORE
@claymorerpgs.bsky.social
CLAYMORE is the anomalous force behind FIST and other assorted tabletop esoterica.
https://claymorerpgs.itch.io
https://claymorerpgs.itch.io
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thinking about when i worked at jimmy john's and i desperately talked my boss "Skip" down from starting a punk band where he wore a business suit and all his bandmates wore catholic schoolgirl costumes, called Jeffrey and the Epsteins
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
thinking about when i worked at jimmy john's and i desperately talked my boss "Skip" down from starting a punk band where he wore a business suit and all his bandmates wore catholic schoolgirl costumes, called Jeffrey and the Epsteins
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Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
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@cardsagainsthumanity.com any insight on this? I understand one of the rare Junji Ito pinball machines may have existed in the Chicago area circa 2000-2010.. is it possible one of your writers played it/remembers where it was set up?
does anyone know if the Junji Ito pinball machine referenced in CAH is a real thing? googling brings up conflicting information
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
@cardsagainsthumanity.com any insight on this? I understand one of the rare Junji Ito pinball machines may have existed in the Chicago area circa 2000-2010.. is it possible one of your writers played it/remembers where it was set up?
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the five new overwatch heroes:
1) corporate dominatrix
2) princess azula
3) pretransition twink ninja
4) jetpack cat (it's a cat. with a jetpack)
5) SOLDIER Cassidy Tacticool Epic call of duty apex legends multi-purpose Elite hero for Men tortured soul epic Grenade Gun Shooting gun camo cowboy SALE
1) corporate dominatrix
2) princess azula
3) pretransition twink ninja
4) jetpack cat (it's a cat. with a jetpack)
5) SOLDIER Cassidy Tacticool Epic call of duty apex legends multi-purpose Elite hero for Men tortured soul epic Grenade Gun Shooting gun camo cowboy SALE
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
the five new overwatch heroes:
1) corporate dominatrix
2) princess azula
3) pretransition twink ninja
4) jetpack cat (it's a cat. with a jetpack)
5) SOLDIER Cassidy Tacticool Epic call of duty apex legends multi-purpose Elite hero for Men tortured soul epic Grenade Gun Shooting gun camo cowboy SALE
1) corporate dominatrix
2) princess azula
3) pretransition twink ninja
4) jetpack cat (it's a cat. with a jetpack)
5) SOLDIER Cassidy Tacticool Epic call of duty apex legends multi-purpose Elite hero for Men tortured soul epic Grenade Gun Shooting gun camo cowboy SALE
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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does anyone know if the Junji Ito pinball machine referenced in CAH is a real thing? googling brings up conflicting information
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
does anyone know if the Junji Ito pinball machine referenced in CAH is a real thing? googling brings up conflicting information
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seeing characters and settings and even direct lines I wrote used as the inspiration for this much art has me very choked up. nothing else I've ever done has created a response like triangle agency has had. I'm so honored. this zine rocks
A truly enormous Triangle Agency fanzine dropped today -- over 100 pages of community-made stuff in a gorgeous package!! I'm so excited to dive into what they've been working on.
haasio.itch.io/the-triangle...
haasio.itch.io/the-triangle...
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
seeing characters and settings and even direct lines I wrote used as the inspiration for this much art has me very choked up. nothing else I've ever done has created a response like triangle agency has had. I'm so honored. this zine rocks
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In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.
Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.
Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
says a lot about the state of so-called "grown up" comics that there's no Dr. Womanhattan
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 AM
says a lot about the state of so-called "grown up" comics that there's no Dr. Womanhattan
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just saw elon musk crying outside the house party smoking djarum blacks
February 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
just saw elon musk crying outside the house party smoking djarum blacks
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Explore dusty libraries, delve deep into obscure files, grill evasive witnesses, and track down dangerous killers in this investigation-first, no-combat #TTRPG inspired by Millennium and Twin Peaks.
byodinsbeardrpg.itch.io/midnight-of-...
byodinsbeardrpg.itch.io/midnight-of-...
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Explore dusty libraries, delve deep into obscure files, grill evasive witnesses, and track down dangerous killers in this investigation-first, no-combat #TTRPG inspired by Millennium and Twin Peaks.
byodinsbeardrpg.itch.io/midnight-of-...
byodinsbeardrpg.itch.io/midnight-of-...
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WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU🧵
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU🧵
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
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I love video games
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I love video games
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Every RPG is a one-page RPG if you only read one page of it
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every RPG is a one-page RPG if you only read one page of it
FUN FACT: did you know that CLAYMORE is an all queer outfit? that's right -- believe it or not, we left faggot cooties all over your book
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
FUN FACT: did you know that CLAYMORE is an all queer outfit? that's right -- believe it or not, we left faggot cooties all over your book
folks, again: if we find the sick, contemptible perverts responsible for naming a game FIST, it is on. sight. we are gonna melt their skin off with napalm and that's on god
FIST sounds like a BDSM supply company.
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
folks, again: if we find the sick, contemptible perverts responsible for naming a game FIST, it is on. sight. we are gonna melt their skin off with napalm and that's on god
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The GOP’s new Voter Suppression bill, the so-called “SAVE Act,” would disenfranchise many of the 69 million women who took their husbands’ last names, as explained in my summary.
It proposes *no penalties* for erroneous voter purges but potential *prison time* for erroneous registrations. WTF?! 1/
It proposes *no penalties* for erroneous voter purges but potential *prison time* for erroneous registrations. WTF?! 1/
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
The GOP’s new Voter Suppression bill, the so-called “SAVE Act,” would disenfranchise many of the 69 million women who took their husbands’ last names, as explained in my summary.
It proposes *no penalties* for erroneous voter purges but potential *prison time* for erroneous registrations. WTF?! 1/
It proposes *no penalties* for erroneous voter purges but potential *prison time* for erroneous registrations. WTF?! 1/
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uhhh look it up alright babe it's called game design
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
uhhh look it up alright babe it's called game design
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Style is substance.
A COLT IS MY PASSPORT (Takashi Nomura, 1967)
A COLT IS MY PASSPORT (Takashi Nomura, 1967)
November 14, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Style is substance.
A COLT IS MY PASSPORT (Takashi Nomura, 1967)
A COLT IS MY PASSPORT (Takashi Nomura, 1967)
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“A small, black obelisk of peril filled with thirty or so shiny express tickets to heaven.”
My players found an SMG mag in today’s Mothership session and I got inspired.
My players found an SMG mag in today’s Mothership session and I got inspired.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“A small, black obelisk of peril filled with thirty or so shiny express tickets to heaven.”
My players found an SMG mag in today’s Mothership session and I got inspired.
My players found an SMG mag in today’s Mothership session and I got inspired.
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If Bethesda won’t shadow drop a fallout remaster the least we can do in the Liminal Horror camp is shadow drop the full Deluxe Edition pdf preview of the book.
All that is left is annotations, linking, final maps and final edits.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
All that is left is annotations, linking, final maps and final edits.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
Liminal Horror Deluxe Edition Project Update: Deluxe Edition PREVIEW
I don’t know about you but it doesn’t seem like Bethesda is going to shadow drop any Fallout remasters… but to make myself feel better why don’t we put something even cooler...
www.backerkit.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
If Bethesda won’t shadow drop a fallout remaster the least we can do in the Liminal Horror camp is shadow drop the full Deluxe Edition pdf preview of the book.
All that is left is annotations, linking, final maps and final edits.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
All that is left is annotations, linking, final maps and final edits.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
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I think the worst thing ive ever done was agree to be someones trip sitter (shrooms) while I was crossfaded because within the first 45 minutes I wandered over to him, spun him in his computer chair, and screamed NIGHTMARE as loud as I could.
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I think the worst thing ive ever done was agree to be someones trip sitter (shrooms) while I was crossfaded because within the first 45 minutes I wandered over to him, spun him in his computer chair, and screamed NIGHTMARE as loud as I could.