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Alfred Valley
@alfredvalley.bsky.social
analog game maker and zine defiler (Lay On Hands, Thousand Empty Light, Cycles of the Eye, Brute Fort) - alfredvalley.itch.io
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I'm Alfred of the Haus of Valley. I make analog games – y'know, things you play on a real life table. I'm based in London, UK.

I'm best known for solo games and the messy intermingling of analog and digital.

My newsletter is a good way to stay updated: www.hausofvalley.com/subscribe
I can't explain it but this is junji ito pinball
heavy on the magick, amstrad cpc / zx spectrum (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/14941/h...
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Remember that cool map of Bluesky accounts from earlier this week? Well, I wrote a quick n' dirty guide on how to use it to create solar system for your own sci-fi TTRPG setting on the fly! Welcome to... BLUESTAR! meatcastlegameware.com/blog/2026/2/...
BLUESTAR: Bluesky as Galactic Setting — MEATCASTLE GAMEWARE
Earlier this week, Theo Sanderson released a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users , visualized by follower patterns. Because I have some sort of cursed brain, my first thought was “ I wonder if I could...
meatcastlegameware.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Thousand Empty Light and Lay On Hands are in this bundle 💪
No ICE in Minnesota charity bundle to support Immigrant Law Center is LIVE until March 13! Grab over ONE THOUSAND games for a donation of $10 or more!

Buy the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle Trailer
YouTube video by Jes The Human
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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The doublethink involved in playing Junji Ito Pinball is pretty intense. Someone just perfectly fit a real puzzle piece in a gap I intensively researched (but 100% made up) and the thrill of corroboration was electric.
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This is hilarious to me #junjiitopinball
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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I have the high score on the local junji ito pinball machine
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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One of the year's most interesting games involves forum arguments over the existence of a Junji Ito-themed pinball cabinet.
Mass hallucinate a haunted arcade machine in JUNJI ITO PINBALL
Conspiracy theories, but, like... wholesome.
www.rascal.news
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Here's a quick video about JUNJI ITO PINBALL #junjiitopinball youtu.be/CgJ_vUtP-Qo?...
Wanting something so badly you turn it into a game
YouTube video by Alfred Valley
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February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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junji ito pinball dude
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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LET US PARLEY! is out!

It's a free system-neutral reaction/parley system for solo RPGs - I've been tweaking it for about a year now, and have been actively using it in my games!

I'll probably continue to tweak it, but it is complete in its current state - Enjoy!

chaoclypse.itch.io/let-us-parley
Let Us Parley! by Chaoclypse
Reaction & Parley for solo RPGs!
chaoclypse.itch.io
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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r/nosleep meets zine month - wtf is the deal with this pinball machine???
In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.

Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Pretty sure I played this in a dream once, which is weird cause I had not yet heard of Uzumaki at the time.
In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.

Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Oh my god
In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.

Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Something about this sounds so familiar. Reminds me of those pinball murders in the 80s.
In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.

Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
In a now annual traditional I'm running another mass participation game throughout February starting NOW.

Come join JUNJI ITO PINBALL. Play in the forum pages of the itchio page and create lore in real time alfredvalley.itch.io/junji-ito-pi...
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Co-designed by the incredible talent of @alfredvalley.bsky.social & @jumpovertheage.com

Physical versions of Cycles of the Eye come with a free PDF at the end of the pre-order period!

www.lostincult.co.uk/citizensleep...
Lost In Cult
www.lostincult.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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My #ZineMonth project for Mothership RPG is live!

Get out the scissors and glue, cuz you're making a map to escape this portal tech twisted nightmare: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/5...
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I was approached by @snow117.bsky.social to make a video for Screaming Metal Vector Soul and given free rein to go wild with it, which was fun!

I'll put up a youtube video about the process soon. In the meantime, go check out the project on Backerkit
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Screaming Metal is live right now! If you like toxic lesbians and strange mechs with tamagotchi hearts then help me bring this project to life!

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
Screaming Metal: Vector Soul
Screaming Metal: Vector Soul is a mecha ttrpg about toxic lesbians piloting living machines for exorbitant amounts of money so they can live lavish lifestyles before being torn to shreds by the poison...
www.backerkit.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Get 15% off anything in my store today and tomorrow with code FUCKICE, I’m donating the proceeds split between activist groups in Minnesota and in my city. I’ve als just got @claymorerpgs.bsky.social ‘s FIST and MANDELBROT SET in my store distro in Ltd quantity! Worldchamp.io/store
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I've just released ROVKALL, a monospaced font you can use in your personal and commercial projects.

I originally made this for Thousand Empty Light (where you'll find it being used for sub-headings)

alfredvalley.itch.io/rovkall
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
you know this is going to be wild
Oppai Sluggerz is now live! My Suda51 inspired tabletop rpg featuring juggling mechanics from classic hack-and-slash games! Funding throughout #zinequest! www.kickstarter.com/projects/neo...
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 AM