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ClassicalMasque
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“I am very still / I take in all the angles of the room”

DEATH IS NOT THE END // RE-ENTER THE LOOP, TRAVELLER
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This absurd oversensitivity about professors having sex with minors procured for them by sex criminals shows that campus cancel culture is out of control.

by Alan Dershowitz and Larry Summers
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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we need to invent time travel so we can give both John Brown & Nat Turner power armor
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?

Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
When I tell you that Orville Peck’s latest EP “Appaloosa“ is one of the best things I’ve ever heard, I am not being hyperbolic. It is beautiful, soulful, inspired, and sad. It’s in my all-timer pantheon immediately next to Neko Case’s early work. I can’t wait to listen to it again.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Robyn is so good at this, she knows the perfect time to release music to capitalize on the gay people with seasonal depression market
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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my brain can't process how horrifying all these powerful people are because if I let it sink in I will probably scream for the rest of the week, so it keeps tripping over the fact that they're all borderline illiterate weirdos talking about doing crimes on gmail
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Nice one, Zadie Smith.
With alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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"Be a good girl for Daddy"
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They’re beautiful tonight, even in the city.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I always think about my favorite poet on Veteran’s Day—Wilfred Owen, a soldier who died in combat, who saw terrible things & transformed them into urgent, horrific, & beautiful words.

because it is not “sweet & beautiful” to die for your country.

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46560/...
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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"I've gone ahead and notified Nyarlathotep's hierophants that we'll give them everything they asked for, and will also throw in a few sacrificial firstborn children for the inconvenience."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
We’ve Defied President Nyarlathotep’s Psychic Siege Long Enough
Well, everyone, it was a valiant and brave endeavor. We refused to capitulate during the Dread Lord Nyarlathotep’s nationwide psychic siege for ove...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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BUH-BYE!

#MTG
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I‘ve been thinking about the scene in The Godfather Pt. 1 where Clemenza shows Michael the gun for the Solozzo hit. He says: “you gotta stop them at the beginning, like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich. They were just asking for big trouble.” I can’t help but feel like we missed the moment.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Dems in Disarray
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM