Hisstopher Bones
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Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!
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Ash Eater
illustration by Naomi Butterfield Just as an object takes fire and is consumed, so is the world of desires consumed and destroyed after death […] It might...
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Josette Plimons consumes the dead, walks among the living, and burns in the spaces between. "Ash Eater" is a short horror story written by me, accompanied by a stunning illustration by Naomi Butterfield, and is absolutely free to read. I hope you like it! buttondown.com/ChrisMJones/...
Hanz Simmer Has Always Been Boring party
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Hanz Simmer Has Always Been Boring party
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oh so Zimmer fully KNOWS what he’s signing up for and signaling to everyone
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
oh so Zimmer fully KNOWS what he’s signing up for and signaling to everyone
LotDK remains S-tier to only a handful of strange online elders and imo that needs to change
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
LotDK remains S-tier to only a handful of strange online elders and imo that needs to change
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alright look I’ve added Garfield
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
alright look I’ve added Garfield
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When the racist meme becomes national policy
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
When the racist meme becomes national policy
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There have been confirmed reports from local organizers in Portland ME that ICE is knocking on doors claiming to be from MaineCare and “offering help“
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
There have been confirmed reports from local organizers in Portland ME that ICE is knocking on doors claiming to be from MaineCare and “offering help“
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
it's the "Quiet Piggy" thing of being in such open defiance of commonly agreed-upon human behavior that it sticks in the gullet even moreso than things that may be objectively "worse"
The more I think about this, the angrier I get. It takes a particularly virulent strain of sociopathy to sit and let hard-working people serve you a meal knowing that you plan to arrest them and send them off for deportation once they're off of work.
Really depraved shit.
Really depraved shit.
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
it's the "Quiet Piggy" thing of being in such open defiance of commonly agreed-upon human behavior that it sticks in the gullet even moreso than things that may be objectively "worse"
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There is going to be a general strike on January 23. Make sure you don't cross the picket line.
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
There is going to be a general strike on January 23. Make sure you don't cross the picket line.
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
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As the guy I got this from said: "sure, whatever"
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
As the guy I got this from said: "sure, whatever"
Are Victims to Blame? We Asked 7 Perpetrators
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Are Victims to Blame? We Asked 7 Perpetrators
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this crystallizes why, despite truly heroic solidarity and activism, i can’t quite get in the “we’re going to win” mindset right now. the harm is so active and there’s so much violence we don’t even know about. people are being turned into ghosts.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
this crystallizes why, despite truly heroic solidarity and activism, i can’t quite get in the “we’re going to win” mindset right now. the harm is so active and there’s so much violence we don’t even know about. people are being turned into ghosts.
this has to be like, literally every person in Greenland
HAPPENING NOW in Nuuk: Massive crowds are marching in Nuuk, Greenland to protest the Trump administration.
One sign says it all:
“NO MEANS NO.”
Greenland is not for sale.
One sign says it all:
“NO MEANS NO.”
Greenland is not for sale.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this has to be like, literally every person in Greenland
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Me in 2016: a ghost bc I killed myself in 2012
Me in 2026: getting really into cowboy novels I guess, reading about fucking cowboys, pages and pages about different knots and shit, different knots from the knots in moby dick etc, names of horse breeds I don’t understand, descriptions of the plains,
Me in 2026: getting really into cowboy novels I guess, reading about fucking cowboys, pages and pages about different knots and shit, different knots from the knots in moby dick etc, names of horse breeds I don’t understand, descriptions of the plains,
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Me in 2016: a ghost bc I killed myself in 2012
Me in 2026: getting really into cowboy novels I guess, reading about fucking cowboys, pages and pages about different knots and shit, different knots from the knots in moby dick etc, names of horse breeds I don’t understand, descriptions of the plains,
Me in 2026: getting really into cowboy novels I guess, reading about fucking cowboys, pages and pages about different knots and shit, different knots from the knots in moby dick etc, names of horse breeds I don’t understand, descriptions of the plains,
Never thought of Friendzone as trans music but upon 5 seconds of reflection it objectively is
Realizing most trans music i hear is just the chillwave/cloud rap i listened to in jr high but on uppers
youtu.be/4NJr3_hKSbo?...
youtu.be/4NJr3_hKSbo?...
FRIENDZONE - POLY (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by FRIENDZONE
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Never thought of Friendzone as trans music but upon 5 seconds of reflection it objectively is
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He's updated his report - Ds may be holding the line better than he initially suggested. But still, call your reps and tell them NO NEW FUNDING FOR ICE and ICE OUT OF OUR CITIES are the bare minimum. No increase in funding disguised as "reforms" like bodycams/training.
bsky.app/profile/pabl...
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🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
He's updated his report - Ds may be holding the line better than he initially suggested. But still, call your reps and tell them NO NEW FUNDING FOR ICE and ICE OUT OF OUR CITIES are the bare minimum. No increase in funding disguised as "reforms" like bodycams/training.
bsky.app/profile/pabl...
bsky.app/profile/pabl...
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
he exudes Mormonism
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
he exudes Mormonism
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Paywall post! Dear Readers can read it unconditionally and Fair Strangers can purchase for some 3-4.50 USD (on patreon; there's a similar option on ko-fi, but I don't remember how it works. one time contribution?)
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January 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Paywall post! Dear Readers can read it unconditionally and Fair Strangers can purchase for some 3-4.50 USD (on patreon; there's a similar option on ko-fi, but I don't remember how it works. one time contribution?)
ONLY AT
Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/148385...
Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/post/Small-J...
ONLY AT
Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/148385...
Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/post/Small-J...
If this is true the DNC needs to be incinerated
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
If this is true the DNC needs to be incinerated
Having the same birthday as Aaliyah and death day as David Lynch is kind of dope in a really grim and wistful kind of way
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Having the same birthday as Aaliyah and death day as David Lynch is kind of dope in a really grim and wistful kind of way
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Some of the stories in here are absolutely chilling. One US citizen of Somali descent was just riding an elevator with ICE agents and then they detained him for almost half an hour in the freezing cold despite him showing agents his passport card. They only let him go once protestors showed up.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Some of the stories in here are absolutely chilling. One US citizen of Somali descent was just riding an elevator with ICE agents and then they detained him for almost half an hour in the freezing cold despite him showing agents his passport card. They only let him go once protestors showed up.