Hisstopher Bones
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Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!
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Ash Eater
illustration by Naomi Butterfield Just as an object takes fire and is consumed, so is the world of desires consumed and destroyed after death […] It might...
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Josette Plimons consumes the dead, walks among the living, and burns in the spaces between. "Ash Eater" is a short horror story written by me, accompanied by a stunning illustration by Naomi Butterfield, and is absolutely free to read. I hope you like it! buttondown.com/ChrisMJones/...
Ppl dislike the villain cliques of Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 more than that of 1 bc theyre more wholly symbolic. Sniper Wolf and Psycho Mantis are symbols but also real people, whereas The Fury and Vamp are closer to events you're experiencing that are loosely contained in the vessels of human beings
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ppl dislike the villain cliques of Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 more than that of 1 bc theyre more wholly symbolic. Sniper Wolf and Psycho Mantis are symbols but also real people, whereas The Fury and Vamp are closer to events you're experiencing that are loosely contained in the vessels of human beings
"Why would you not finish this game that was already finished 16 years ago" is the ultimate statement about modern remakes and remasters to me youtu.be/1kXW_ZVQVEo?...
The Funniest Video Game Remaster Ever.
YouTube video by Chazington
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"Why would you not finish this game that was already finished 16 years ago" is the ultimate statement about modern remakes and remasters to me youtu.be/1kXW_ZVQVEo?...
Moooooooom the minor villain from my '90s Vertigo comic came to life again
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Moooooooom the minor villain from my '90s Vertigo comic came to life again
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Have there been any consequences for these fucking emails yet
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Have there been any consequences for these fucking emails yet
Overheard a commentator refer to the mandatory 10 year sentence for sex trafficking as "harsh" and idk I feel like an appropriate sentence for child sex trafficking would involve a rope and maybe some burning tongs
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Overheard a commentator refer to the mandatory 10 year sentence for sex trafficking as "harsh" and idk I feel like an appropriate sentence for child sex trafficking would involve a rope and maybe some burning tongs
New Dog Friend. I pet her like 30 minutes ago and she's still hanging out under my table
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
New Dog Friend. I pet her like 30 minutes ago and she's still hanging out under my table
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Being a conservative woman isn't worth it. There's not enough money. There's not enough fame. At the end of the line you'll be saying "actually it's ephebophelia" while your 14-year-old daughter watches and your last real hair follicle withers away in a pool of bleach.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Being a conservative woman isn't worth it. There's not enough money. There's not enough fame. At the end of the line you'll be saying "actually it's ephebophelia" while your 14-year-old daughter watches and your last real hair follicle withers away in a pool of bleach.
Ppl dunk on the fact that not even Elons own dad likes him but you have to keep in mind the type of ghoul that could sculpt and mold such a being in the first place. Like fuck Elon obviously but he does have a supervillain origin story and it's this guy
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ppl dunk on the fact that not even Elons own dad likes him but you have to keep in mind the type of ghoul that could sculpt and mold such a being in the first place. Like fuck Elon obviously but he does have a supervillain origin story and it's this guy
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I hope people understand that we're far past just setting shit 47 has knocked over back upright. This will be rebuilding: NEW legislation, new institutional knowledge, new case law even. This will take decades. Not 4 years, not 8.
Once he IS GONE, it will take a while but we will have a semblance of normalcy again. Kind of like what happened after he left the 1st time. But this time hopefully things will be put in place so we do not Ever go through this nightmare again.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I hope people understand that we're far past just setting shit 47 has knocked over back upright. This will be rebuilding: NEW legislation, new institutional knowledge, new case law even. This will take decades. Not 4 years, not 8.
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"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
I feel like many ppl over 30 aren't aware of what a noxious cretin a*dan r*ss is and how much damage he personally is doing to kids brains. I saw fucking Complex report on some stupid rap opinion he had on stream
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I feel like many ppl over 30 aren't aware of what a noxious cretin a*dan r*ss is and how much damage he personally is doing to kids brains. I saw fucking Complex report on some stupid rap opinion he had on stream
There is so much going on here and it's all great
German poster for the underrated British comedy THE MOUSE THAT ROARED (1959)
Directed by Jack Arnold
Starring Peter Sellers and Jean Seberg - BOTD in 1938
Directed by Jack Arnold
Starring Peter Sellers and Jean Seberg - BOTD in 1938
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There is so much going on here and it's all great
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They’re just sitting around, pedos being pedos, when the alarm goes off and it’s time to complain about the blacks.
Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
![From: Steve Bannon I
Sent: 4/23/2019 4:06:36 PM
To: Michael Wolff _________________________________1
CC: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners
Importance: High
Fix always in
On Apr 23, 2019, at 9:06 AM, Michael Wolff <
> wrote:
Look at the judges on this thing: the right-thinking establishment to a tee (to a Ta-Nihisi).
On Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:57 PM Steve Bannon < wrote:
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November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They’re just sitting around, pedos being pedos, when the alarm goes off and it’s time to complain about the blacks.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
Oh
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh
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The physical abuse of children by adult men is an actual plank of all right-wing political thought, a thing they believe in strongly and govern to enable, not just something thousands of them happen to do. Fascism is a politics of violent mastery and no one's easier to do that to than a child.
NEW FOIA Files SCOOP: The FBI redacted Trump’s name—and the names of other prominent public figures—from the Epstein files under two privacy exemptions before DOJ & FBI concluded “no further disclosure” of the files “would be appropriate or warranted.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
The FBI Redacted Trump’s Name in the Epstein Files
The bureau’s FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents ‘would not be appropriate or warranted....
www.bloomberg.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The physical abuse of children by adult men is an actual plank of all right-wing political thought, a thing they believe in strongly and govern to enable, not just something thousands of them happen to do. Fascism is a politics of violent mastery and no one's easier to do that to than a child.
the guy who made The Disintegration Loops gave my rude JD Vance zinger a "like"
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the guy who made The Disintegration Loops gave my rude JD Vance zinger a "like"
I wanna know how Team 10 connects to all this
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wanna know how Team 10 connects to all this
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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oh word? damn that's crazy, if only anyone had brought it up to her at the time
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
oh word? damn that's crazy, if only anyone had brought it up to her at the time
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
He turned 4 this year but he'll always be a kitten
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He turned 4 this year but he'll always be a kitten
1) just a hideous and insane situation
2) I like that Reuters is calling them "Trump's raids" and would encourage others to do so as well
2) I like that Reuters is calling them "Trump's raids" and would encourage others to do so as well
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
1) just a hideous and insane situation
2) I like that Reuters is calling them "Trump's raids" and would encourage others to do so as well
2) I like that Reuters is calling them "Trump's raids" and would encourage others to do so as well
it seems the Molestation Dossier is filled with things most people instinctively knew due to years of paying a small amount of attention
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
it seems the Molestation Dossier is filled with things most people instinctively knew due to years of paying a small amount of attention