emerson
@chxckens.bsky.social
30yo ▫ they/them ▫ LFS mutant
i like podcasts, video games, and chickens
i like podcasts, video games, and chickens
akane kurashiki is literally my favorite tumblr sexyman
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
akane kurashiki is literally my favorite tumblr sexyman
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kaname date i will find you and kill you
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
kaname date i will find you and kill you
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
ughhh i gotta sit down and write a proper to-do list tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ughhh i gotta sit down and write a proper to-do list tomorrow
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Art school problems
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Art school problems
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news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
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AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected
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sorry everyone, i knocked Cloudflare offline. my fault, sorry!! i tripped and knocked over that wall of lava lamps they have and apparently it took the whole system down
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sorry everyone, i knocked Cloudflare offline. my fault, sorry!! i tripped and knocked over that wall of lava lamps they have and apparently it took the whole system down
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No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
dubious is such a good word. that's emerson's word of the day. i ought to use it more
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
dubious is such a good word. that's emerson's word of the day. i ought to use it more
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Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
The full count as of today:
YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
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We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
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“I hope that all those people who died in prison because we couldn’t get their records are looking down now. I hope they’re proud of me. We never stopped fighting for each other’s rights, and I will never stop fighting for yours. Thank you for this privilege.”
apnews.com/article/new-...
apnews.com/article/new-...
A New Orleans man who had his murder conviction tossed wins election as city’s chief record keeper
A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper.
apnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“I hope that all those people who died in prison because we couldn’t get their records are looking down now. I hope they’re proud of me. We never stopped fighting for each other’s rights, and I will never stop fighting for yours. Thank you for this privilege.”
apnews.com/article/new-...
apnews.com/article/new-...
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cryptid fish
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
cryptid fish
we were driving past a mcdonaldd and their flag was half-mast
“Ronald McDonald is fucking dead” - @chxckens.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
we were driving past a mcdonaldd and their flag was half-mast
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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