Chuck Doherty
@chuckdoherty.com
Systems Architect, motorcycle enthusiast and aspirational home chef in beautiful Rhode Island. Friend to all kitties, companion to Pickles (the best cat ever.)
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
Perhaps not #1, but certainly a significant bit of cinema.
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Perhaps not #1, but certainly a significant bit of cinema.
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Hello fellow internet user, I see you posted a cultural reference I am not familiar with and instead of googling the reference I have chosen to take offense and make it your problem
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hello fellow internet user, I see you posted a cultural reference I am not familiar with and instead of googling the reference I have chosen to take offense and make it your problem
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It's weird that nobody can just straight out say that he's a deeply stupid man and that is now being compounded by clear mental deterioration. Like we all see it. We know what it is.
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It's weird that nobody can just straight out say that he's a deeply stupid man and that is now being compounded by clear mental deterioration. Like we all see it. We know what it is.
“Sir, we did promise to announce a cause this month, so we could just say it’s caused by…hmm…let me just look around in my purse for an idea.”
September 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
“Sir, we did promise to announce a cause this month, so we could just say it’s caused by…hmm…let me just look around in my purse for an idea.”
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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It's simultaneously getting more menacing and more infantile. Everything he does now--everything--is "Be nice to me or I'll hurt you."
President Trump warns an Australian reporter that he’s hurting Australia because he asked him about his business activity: You are hurting Australia very much right now. They want to get along with me. Your leader is coming to see me soon, I'm going to tell him about you.
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's simultaneously getting more menacing and more infantile. Everything he does now--everything--is "Be nice to me or I'll hurt you."
It’s not just me then.
I am so fucking tired of my phone not working properly in dreams. Just let me type something normally for once, jesus.
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s not just me then.
DOJ agrees to release all Telegrams and Telex messages involved in the Epstein investigation.
July 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
DOJ agrees to release all Telegrams and Telex messages involved in the Epstein investigation.
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I do not want AI in Slack. I do not want AI in Google. I do not want AI on Facebook. I do not want AI in documents or spreadsheets. I do not want AI in Adobe Acrobat. I do not want AI in Zoom. I do not want AI on news sites. I do not want AI in the patient portal for my doctor's office. I do not wan
June 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I do not want AI in Slack. I do not want AI in Google. I do not want AI on Facebook. I do not want AI in documents or spreadsheets. I do not want AI in Adobe Acrobat. I do not want AI in Zoom. I do not want AI on news sites. I do not want AI in the patient portal for my doctor's office. I do not wan
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Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.
June 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.
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You’ll be too young to remember, but there was a time when you could wake up as many as three mornings in a row and not find the world had lost its fucking mind.
June 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You’ll be too young to remember, but there was a time when you could wake up as many as three mornings in a row and not find the world had lost its fucking mind.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
two absolute rules:
1) if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out
2) if you can't do a thing without using AI you can't do it
1) if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out
2) if you can't do a thing without using AI you can't do it
May 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Is anybody missing two jets? I found two jets. I will leave them on the lawn until noon, otherwise they're going OBO on Facebook marketplace.
May 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
These kids today. They all got too many pencils.
May 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
These kids today. They all got too many pencils.
The precious few days of lilac season bring me such joy each year, and this time they are especially bountiful.
May 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The precious few days of lilac season bring me such joy each year, and this time they are especially bountiful.
Pickles questions my choices related to work / life balance and argues for more cuddle time.
April 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pickles questions my choices related to work / life balance and argues for more cuddle time.
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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man it's getting so you can't even give unimaginable power to the worst people alive without things going all sideways on you
March 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
man it's getting so you can't even give unimaginable power to the worst people alive without things going all sideways on you
Pickles loves the new kitchen floor as much as I do.
March 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pickles loves the new kitchen floor as much as I do.
Office chair, moments after vacating it.
February 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Office chair, moments after vacating it.