Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity
@chuckassplanet.bsky.social
geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
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i only skeet good advice the confusion you might be experiencing is there’s only a small set of the population (mostly cartoon characters that have been rotoscoped into our reality) for whomst the advice actually works.
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today in particular seems like a good day to extend grace to people acting in good faith and who you probably fundamentally agree with
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
today in particular seems like a good day to extend grace to people acting in good faith and who you probably fundamentally agree with
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I do not need to see video of someone being brutally murdered on my timeline! I will take everyone’s word for it I promise!
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I do not need to see video of someone being brutally murdered on my timeline! I will take everyone’s word for it I promise!
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Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
September 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
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It has come to my attention that a funny hospital story I tell people at parties is actually called a TRAUMATIC EVENT™
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
It has come to my attention that a funny hospital story I tell people at parties is actually called a TRAUMATIC EVENT™
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sometimes you can just look at someone and tell they’d turn into one of those zombies that pukes ranged projectiles
July 8, 2024 at 3:13 AM
sometimes you can just look at someone and tell they’d turn into one of those zombies that pukes ranged projectiles
i finally unwrapped my 2026 planner & started transferring all my notes over and I’m not even done with January and I’m shuddering with regret.
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i finally unwrapped my 2026 planner & started transferring all my notes over and I’m not even done with January and I’m shuddering with regret.
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Bro where does autocorrect find the random words to insert??
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Bro where does autocorrect find the random words to insert??
The Terminator, Michael Myers, & scoobydoo’s The Creeper all embody the same primal scare:
What If There Was A Guy, Walking Towards You, For Some Reason?!
What If There Was A Guy, Walking Towards You, For Some Reason?!
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The Terminator, Michael Myers, & scoobydoo’s The Creeper all embody the same primal scare:
What If There Was A Guy, Walking Towards You, For Some Reason?!
What If There Was A Guy, Walking Towards You, For Some Reason?!
of course im into New Year’s resolutions. im into new month resolutions, new week resolutions, new day resolutions. we’re always trying to actualize fully over here.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
of course im into New Year’s resolutions. im into new month resolutions, new week resolutions, new day resolutions. we’re always trying to actualize fully over here.
making an effort to drink more water. i don’t want to get into the details, but they* might have a point.
*my enemies
*my enemies
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
making an effort to drink more water. i don’t want to get into the details, but they* might have a point.
*my enemies
*my enemies
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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You never see Predator put a spine back into someone. It really is true that it’s easier to destroy than create.
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
You never see Predator put a spine back into someone. It really is true that it’s easier to destroy than create.
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I was going to take pics of all my mends from my weekend mend-a-thon but now it would be too many. I don’t care that much. why would I want ur opinion? I just revamped a laundry loads worth of clothes I really like. I’m so secure rn. secure and stylish. you’re probably feeling jealous.
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I was going to take pics of all my mends from my weekend mend-a-thon but now it would be too many. I don’t care that much. why would I want ur opinion? I just revamped a laundry loads worth of clothes I really like. I’m so secure rn. secure and stylish. you’re probably feeling jealous.
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this time it wasn’t a nightmare nightmare but it could have been its own horror movie plot. So… yeah I guess it was a nightmare. the fun, cool, sexy kind.
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
this time it wasn’t a nightmare nightmare but it could have been its own horror movie plot. So… yeah I guess it was a nightmare. the fun, cool, sexy kind.
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I didn’t have a nightmare about school. But I did have a dream where I was in school again… so, a nightmare !
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I didn’t have a nightmare about school. But I did have a dream where I was in school again… so, a nightmare !
you do not need to buy ANY equipment to start mending. I’m using a plastic hamburger bun from the toy chest to hold this sock open while i darn on it
January 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
you do not need to buy ANY equipment to start mending. I’m using a plastic hamburger bun from the toy chest to hold this sock open while i darn on it
mending is a really great hobby to get into bc it’s cheap, practical, and retrains the brain to see that even giant gaping rips and tears as something that can be fixed, not a tragic end to a garment. a good mindset to have.
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
mending is a really great hobby to get into bc it’s cheap, practical, and retrains the brain to see that even giant gaping rips and tears as something that can be fixed, not a tragic end to a garment. a good mindset to have.
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
hey so most people aren’t buying their car at night. you have a car. you know how little choice in you have in terms of car and car features. the too bright headlights is a car manufacturer problem, and you should redirect your wrath towards them.
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
hey so most people aren’t buying their car at night. you have a car. you know how little choice in you have in terms of car and car features. the too bright headlights is a car manufacturer problem, and you should redirect your wrath towards them.
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Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.