i always get you. you always get me. it’s everyone else that concerns me.

as a microbiologist turned 1960s sitcom witch/housewife, I am walking the line like a tight rope!!

bro just have a cigarette

oof right off the bat she’s no longer using woowoo words like Spirit or Creator and is explicitly stating that “God” is calling her to be a stay-at-home-mom. she allegedly runs a 25 million dollar business, but no her true calling is mommy.

be wary of the woowoo crunch to alt right pipeline!!

Bro the options were just pasta or pasta with veggies and sugar and fat and salt. nothing is getting cancelled by adding to the meal. this isn’t math class, it’s food.

really gets under my skin when people treat seasoning vegetables like it somehow ctrl+Z’s the nutrients of vegetables???? im not eating the vegetables till theres salt, sugar, and butter on them. you can’t make me. 🙅🏻‍♀️

this is immaculate

I love tellin’ em im gonna make em real pretty again

midday I was like “🖕 da chores 🖕”
then I started cooking dinner and used Sauce Time to start laundry and then used Laundry Time to do the bare minimum bare minimums (bathrooms, trash maxxing). this is of course after @shoelais.bsky.social & @thecomelyalpaca.bsky.social cleaned out my garage.