Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity
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geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
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i only skeet good advice the confusion you might be experiencing is there’s only a small set of the population (mostly cartoon characters that have been rotoscoped into our reality) for whomst the advice actually works.
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I sometimes wonder if zombies could really tear someone apart with their bare hands and then I cut the shit out of my palm with a hangnail just from grabbing my phone wrong.
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I sometimes wonder if zombies could really tear someone apart with their bare hands and then I cut the shit out of my palm with a hangnail just from grabbing my phone wrong.
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December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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oh, you’re “egging my house?” thanks for breakfast dumbass
December 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM
oh, you’re “egging my house?” thanks for breakfast dumbass
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Seems to me that the core appeal of MAGA is not having to care about other people and that doesn’t change just because the other person is MAGA
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Seems to me that the core appeal of MAGA is not having to care about other people and that doesn’t change just because the other person is MAGA
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love my big dining room windows but today I am eating breakfast with sunglasses on inside 🌞
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
love my big dining room windows but today I am eating breakfast with sunglasses on inside 🌞
time for lemonade and Cracker Jack Casey Jrs back coming round the track bah da ba da da circus town
a cartoon train is on the tracks with a yellow car
ALT: a cartoon train is on the tracks with a yellow car
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December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
time for lemonade and Cracker Jack Casey Jrs back coming round the track bah da ba da da circus town
went to a church this weekend that had no food bank or art but the pastor had a huge Cadillac. I knew that was a thing but actually seeing it IRL still has my jaw on the floor days later.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
went to a church this weekend that had no food bank or art but the pastor had a huge Cadillac. I knew that was a thing but actually seeing it IRL still has my jaw on the floor days later.
doing the chores in a feminine AND evil way.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
doing the chores in a feminine AND evil way.
we’re always being asked if/when we’re getting married and honestly at this point im having too much fun making jokes about him never marrying me that if we got married, idk what I’d talk about.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
we’re always being asked if/when we’re getting married and honestly at this point im having too much fun making jokes about him never marrying me that if we got married, idk what I’d talk about.
Wednesday. according to The Chore System its bedrooms & bathrooms, putting away clean laundry, changing sheets, and for my household personally, it’s trash night, which includes cleaning out the fridge.
Yesterday was laundry + piles, tomorrow is Thursday Floorsday.
Yesterday was laundry + piles, tomorrow is Thursday Floorsday.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Wednesday. according to The Chore System its bedrooms & bathrooms, putting away clean laundry, changing sheets, and for my household personally, it’s trash night, which includes cleaning out the fridge.
Yesterday was laundry + piles, tomorrow is Thursday Floorsday.
Yesterday was laundry + piles, tomorrow is Thursday Floorsday.
follow me for more advice on how to psychology destroy ur mans.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
follow me for more advice on how to psychology destroy ur mans.
Uranus is in retrograde. my anus? my anus is fine, I’ve been eat more fiber lately.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Uranus is in retrograde. my anus? my anus is fine, I’ve been eat more fiber lately.
the astrology forecast said something was up with Uranus today
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
the astrology forecast said something was up with Uranus today
one of my biggest “well theres ur problem”s is that I get into bed & then realize I need a wind down activity.
a bunch of fake teeth are on a table
ALT: a bunch of fake teeth are on a table
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December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
one of my biggest “well theres ur problem”s is that I get into bed & then realize I need a wind down activity.
i see art everywhere. i feel so many dumb emotions. i like talking to strangers. im trying to get better at writing letters. can’t help but feel like it’s all really really important even if I can’t understand why.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i see art everywhere. i feel so many dumb emotions. i like talking to strangers. im trying to get better at writing letters. can’t help but feel like it’s all really really important even if I can’t understand why.
this picture frame keeps falling & getting stuck behind my dresser and instead of hanging it back up or changing frames, I’m on looking at this one piece of broken frame left on the wall every night going “no, it’s art!”
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
this picture frame keeps falling & getting stuck behind my dresser and instead of hanging it back up or changing frames, I’m on looking at this one piece of broken frame left on the wall every night going “no, it’s art!”
normally the endless internal chatter and I can make peace existing in the same body but tonight the chatter is like really being extra.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
normally the endless internal chatter and I can make peace existing in the same body but tonight the chatter is like really being extra.
I need every thing in my life to have the same hard 300 character limit as skeets do.
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I need every thing in my life to have the same hard 300 character limit as skeets do.
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The EPA has removed references about humans causing climate change from its website. No US government website can be trusted for science information.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The EPA has removed references about humans causing climate change from its website. No US government website can be trusted for science information.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
gimme da belly.
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
gimme da belly.
im not like “every dog has 2 like me” bc like hey look I have a bitchy vibe sometimes, I get why pets might not like me. Cleebus is different. I take her out to poop (sometimes). i taught her circus. im not just a machine a dog puts intense staring into to get treats out. we have a connection.
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
im not like “every dog has 2 like me” bc like hey look I have a bitchy vibe sometimes, I get why pets might not like me. Cleebus is different. I take her out to poop (sometimes). i taught her circus. im not just a machine a dog puts intense staring into to get treats out. we have a connection.
Cleebus update: ive had a chip on my shoulder cuz she won’t let me pet her. she greets mr planet by presenting her rump for scritches, yet she rubs away from me when i try 2 pet her. this hurt my feelings greatly. we were working as a household to correct course, but she still snubbed me many times
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Cleebus update: ive had a chip on my shoulder cuz she won’t let me pet her. she greets mr planet by presenting her rump for scritches, yet she rubs away from me when i try 2 pet her. this hurt my feelings greatly. we were working as a household to correct course, but she still snubbed me many times
book smart this street smarts that no one ever told me about water smarts. once a week i learn something about the ocean or boats or swimming or aquatic life that is like the exact opposite of whatever I could intuit.
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
book smart this street smarts that no one ever told me about water smarts. once a week i learn something about the ocean or boats or swimming or aquatic life that is like the exact opposite of whatever I could intuit.