Christian York
@christiantyork.bsky.social
"I don't feel anything
Said the happy clown
If you want to see me laughing
Burn thе circus down. "
Just a dude in Maine.
I'll only respond to unsolicited DMs if you incorporate the word "jelly" in your opening message.
Said the happy clown
If you want to see me laughing
Burn thе circus down. "
Just a dude in Maine.
I'll only respond to unsolicited DMs if you incorporate the word "jelly" in your opening message.
Do yall frequently switch fork and knife hands as you eat, or am I the weirdo?
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Do yall frequently switch fork and knife hands as you eat, or am I the weirdo?
If the new Street Fighter movie isn't just as, if not more, ridiculous as the 90s one, what are we even doing?
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the new Street Fighter movie isn't just as, if not more, ridiculous as the 90s one, what are we even doing?
The more kpop I'm exposed to, the less I'm surprised at the crowd's nonchalance to all the supernatural shenanigans in KPDH movie... flying, teleporting, fighting monsters, all while singing and dancing? apparently that's just like a normal day for them
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The more kpop I'm exposed to, the less I'm surprised at the crowd's nonchalance to all the supernatural shenanigans in KPDH movie... flying, teleporting, fighting monsters, all while singing and dancing? apparently that's just like a normal day for them
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One of the scariest features of the regime is the surveillance piece! Palantir et al. are geared to cross reference everything for loyalty in order to oppress dissent. Yesterday I found that the regime has joined bluesky! it would be fun to troll them but DON'T!! BLOCK THEM ASAP!!
HERE THEY ARE!
HERE THEY ARE!
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
September 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I feel like a lot of issues would be solved quickly if accountability weren't equated to culpability for so many people
August 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I feel like a lot of issues would be solved quickly if accountability weren't equated to culpability for so many people
"You can tell the same lie a thousand times
it never gets any more true.
So close your eyes once more,
and once more believe
that they all still believe in you"
it never gets any more true.
So close your eyes once more,
and once more believe
that they all still believe in you"
August 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"You can tell the same lie a thousand times
it never gets any more true.
So close your eyes once more,
and once more believe
that they all still believe in you"
it never gets any more true.
So close your eyes once more,
and once more believe
that they all still believe in you"
Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl like, "this seems better than what we got going on"
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl like, "this seems better than what we got going on"
Got this shirt something like 10 years ago, because @qwantz.com's Dinosaur Comics are the best.
It's always ranged from snug to unwearably tight.
Nice and loose now!
Roughly 246lbs now. The smallest I've ever been since I was in high school.
It's always ranged from snug to unwearably tight.
Nice and loose now!
Roughly 246lbs now. The smallest I've ever been since I was in high school.
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Got this shirt something like 10 years ago, because @qwantz.com's Dinosaur Comics are the best.
It's always ranged from snug to unwearably tight.
Nice and loose now!
Roughly 246lbs now. The smallest I've ever been since I was in high school.
It's always ranged from snug to unwearably tight.
Nice and loose now!
Roughly 246lbs now. The smallest I've ever been since I was in high school.
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And another one gone🎶
And another one gone
Another fart leaves the butt🎶
Hey, it’s gonna get you too
Another fart leaves the BUTT🎶
And another one gone
Another fart leaves the butt🎶
Hey, it’s gonna get you too
Another fart leaves the BUTT🎶
August 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
And another one gone🎶
And another one gone
Another fart leaves the butt🎶
Hey, it’s gonna get you too
Another fart leaves the BUTT🎶
And another one gone
Another fart leaves the butt🎶
Hey, it’s gonna get you too
Another fart leaves the BUTT🎶
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well we all remember the apocryphal saying, when fascism comes to america it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross and also in the guise of the stupidest most vile child raping piece of shit who ever lived
August 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
well we all remember the apocryphal saying, when fascism comes to america it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross and also in the guise of the stupidest most vile child raping piece of shit who ever lived
A little somethin' for the "listen to everything" crowd
Broken By The Scream - 追憶のナスカ - (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Broken By The Scream
youtu.be
July 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A little somethin' for the "listen to everything" crowd
The best songs are at least 30% "whoa"
July 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The best songs are at least 30% "whoa"
Possible brilliant idea: game stores at the airport. Have a long layover? Play a board game or a 1 off DnD campaign or a game of Magic (or other tcg) with your fellow passengers
June 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Possible brilliant idea: game stores at the airport. Have a long layover? Play a board game or a 1 off DnD campaign or a game of Magic (or other tcg) with your fellow passengers
Disney needs to take notes from DreamWorks on how to do live action remakes. How to Train Your Dragon was fantastic.
June 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Disney needs to take notes from DreamWorks on how to do live action remakes. How to Train Your Dragon was fantastic.
I don't think I've ever cut a bagel evenly
June 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I don't think I've ever cut a bagel evenly
Brave Little Toaster walked so Toy Story could run
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Brave Little Toaster walked so Toy Story could run
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look at my echo chamber dawg 😭😫
April 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
look at my echo chamber dawg 😭😫
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never took an all inclusive resort vacation
May 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never took an all inclusive resort vacation
This was hilarious
Mt. Mystic Rangers - Episode 1: The Monolith
YouTube video by Mt. Mystic
youtu.be
May 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This was hilarious
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2 things that bring me joy:
1) Dogs that are overly excited on hardwood floors.
2) Cats that are freaking the fuck out for no reason on hardwood floors.
1) Dogs that are overly excited on hardwood floors.
2) Cats that are freaking the fuck out for no reason on hardwood floors.
May 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
2 things that bring me joy:
1) Dogs that are overly excited on hardwood floors.
2) Cats that are freaking the fuck out for no reason on hardwood floors.
1) Dogs that are overly excited on hardwood floors.
2) Cats that are freaking the fuck out for no reason on hardwood floors.
Normalize. Just normalize already. Please?
May 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Normalize. Just normalize already. Please?