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Christian York
@christiantyork.bsky.social
"I don't feel anything
Said the happy clown
If you want to see me laughing
Burn thе circus down. "

Just a dude in Maine.

I'll only respond to unsolicited DMs if you incorporate the word "jelly" in your opening message.
Got this shirt something like 10 years ago, because @qwantz.com's Dinosaur Comics are the best.

It's always ranged from snug to unwearably tight.
Nice and loose now!

Roughly 246lbs now. The smallest I've ever been since I was in high school.
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Lol yup. At least he's wearing the helm...
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Anyone else out there do #DDPYoga ?
It's been a LONG time since I've done Double Black Diamond, oh boy did it feel good though
April 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Usually looks a little like this
April 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me neither, box on the wall
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Repost with a favourite book from your childhood
April 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Neutral Naked Situations
April 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And
April 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not that anyone cares, but here's the whole collection at the moment
April 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So, I collect Mewtwo cards, and I just picked this one up.

This is by far one of the coolest ones I've seen.
April 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
New @dropkickmurphys.com Stand With Ukraine shirt goes hard
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
False Spring always gets me
March 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Feels like a pretty timely read, tbh
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The weather is perfect for driveway chalking
March 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
3 chapters in, and really enjoying Jonathan Hickman's East of West
March 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I keep getting mentioned in documents about Medieval England
March 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
At least the AI thinks I'm funny
March 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That season finale of #Invincible tho.
I forgot how brutal that Conquest fight was in the comics
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Done
March 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The best and worst part of losing weight is that now some of my favorite shirts fit great while others are wicked loose
March 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Those are awesome. My wife is the artistic one around here lol
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What good is 1k followers if I can't show yall this?
March 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
March 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
March 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM