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Chris Nowak
@chrisnowak.bsky.social
TV writer, big fan of dogs and the Detroit Lions
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If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Man, Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric.
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE.

Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The Trump admin is doing crossovers now. Like when the guys from Simon & Simon went on Magnum PI. But this one is measles and child prisons, so… that’s cool.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
“Say what you will about the tenets of radical libertarian cattle ranchers, at least it’s an ethos.”

-Walter Sobchak, probably
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

Justice Brett Kavanaugh

www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Remember when the dumbest people in the world were yelling for decades that leftist Democrats wanted to create a New World order that would sideline the US internationally and curtail the rights of citizens?
Kevin Hassett: "We are reordering the world order"
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
“‘Abolish ICE’ = ‘Defund The Police’” comes from a place of fear and ignorance.

DfTP emerged at a time when local cops were (mostly) killing Black people. Many swing voters think that’s the natural order of things.

Today, ICE is killing white normies. So people hear “Abolish ICE” much differently.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The Trump admin justifying their violence like a domestic abuser: “Look what you made us do!”
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Admin: Having spent the last eight months destroying families, our smol beans miss their families.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?

HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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If they get one like this of me, run it over my obituary. American heroes all of them
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Those mugshots just make people look cool AF. These weirdos running our country are unintentionally incentivizing public dissent.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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They got fucking rolled by a college professor from Maine
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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To South Sudan
Italy should literally just deport them at the airport
US sending ICE unit to Winter Olympics for security, prompting concern and confusion in Italy trib.al/R6tJIK7
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My god. Look at these leftist radicals.
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.

"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."

"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."

ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Sign of the times: Unclear whether the Trump admin is camping out at schoolbus stops because they want to kidnap children or because the girls are Don’s type.
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
At some point in the near future, the story of what’s happening in these detention centers and camps will come out.

At some point in the distant future, a great many Americans will tell their grandchildren they “had no idea it was happening.” But that will be a lie.
After saying two weeks of surveillance footage was lost in a "system crash," DHS now says it was never recorded at all. This is a response to detainees suing the government who say they were held in subhuman, illegal conditions. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.

www.404media.co/dhs-says-cri...
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
His scheming courtiers are undermining Holy King President Trump I!
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
No big deal. Just an armed agent of the state threatening to kill someone for talking.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM